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[Monostradamus]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl-wp5693

I don't give a about the article, just look at the comments section and post the one you feel wins the "Most Likely To Have Been Written By Fabbs" award.

[Monostradamus]

tbh Belichicken is actually a Fabbs level genius nickname

[Axe Murderer]

crofl this has to be fabbs

"belichiken and s brady and the rest of the new england patsys are a bunch of no good cheaters. its obvious that they were cheating during and before spygate happened. will the nfl investigate this, of course not, that would open up a can of worms. can anyone say asterisks***** on all their superbowl les and s brady's passing stats??? anyways who cares what belichicken thinks about the rules, this cheating sack of donkey turd, breaks the rules., and his sidekick premadonna quaterback s brady, who is a wussy in my opinion gets preferential treatment cuz he has hair like fabio. all you new england patsy fans would support cheaters because you can't win without cheatin period. have the patsys won a superbowl after spygate, of course not, cuz they suck and can't win when they have to play fair. hahaha, at all you pastsy fans."

[benefactor]

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm with him on the kickoff, too. I'll talk more about this later, but Belichick is right. If what the NFL wants is more touchbacks, then why go halfway? Put the ball on the 20. Put it on the 25 or 30 if you want to. I'm not saying I'm anti-kickoff, I'm just saying that if the league just wants drives to start at the 20, there are ways to do that that are more efficient.

Good to know I'm always right

[Monostradamus]

don't ask me questions

[DeadlyDynasty]

There's already been 24 reported concussions through 2 weeks of preseason...great ing rule changes

[Monostradamus]

The rule changes are clearly ruining the game But when it fits my argument I'll switch things to prove that those same rule changes are pointless

[DeadlyDynasty]

I know you said the rule changes/penalties could unjustly affect a game and that they won't do anything to curb injuries, but I'll make circular arguments to try and make myself look like less of an idiot

[Monostradamus]

These rules fail! until that doesn't fit my argument, then obviously the rules haven't been in place long enough to know anything for certain

[DeadlyDynasty]

The rules haven't been in place for a full season yet and we're already 24 reported concussions in Yeah, things are sure looking good so far! I'm sorry for not understanding the basic laws of physics, I'll stick to what I know from now on:
pickles
dry-cleaning
giving up on dem mavs

[Monostradamus]

I got caught talking out of both sides of my mouth. Just throw some insults out there and hope the thread dies!
lol Chumpdumper, pissing in wind, per par etc!

[DeadlyDynasty]

I trust the NFL is trying to protect its players and these rules should be embraced...who cares if they're already averaging 3 more concussions per week (and tried to get 2 more games on the schedule). They care dammit! . You must be a hypocrite if you think all these rules could unjustly affect the outcome of a game, but not affect player safety, as the statistics already show they're doing!

I love you man, no . The bleeding heart football fan who so desperately wants to believe that concussions can be removed (or even curbed) from a violent contact sport is just adorable. Will you have a moment of silence for each concussion victim this season, or will you just drop the humanitarian act and keep on watching anyway?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

this is further evidence why DD needs to unretire and join the RK

[Kirk Nowitzki]

tbh it's top shelf entertainment listening to mono cry about nfl players getting concussed when he's on record laughing his ass off about tony dungy's son killing himself. but hey as long as the noose was short enough i guess it's all peaches and gravy.

[Monostradamus]

I love you man, no . The bleeding heart football fan who so desperately wants to believe that concussions can be removed (or even curbed) from a violent contact sport is just adorable. Will you have a moment of silence for each concussion victim this season, or will you just drop the humanitarian act and keep on watching anyway?

Your first mistake was assuming I support any of these rule changes.

Your second mistake was moving the goalposts when you got caught talking out of both sides of your mouth.

But carry on.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Your first mistake was assuming I support any of these rule changes.

Your second mistake was moving the goalposts when you got caught talking out of both sides of your mouth.

But carry on.

Nice backpedaling..."I was just trolling/kidding this entire time." Right, just like when you gave up on dem Mavs and bashed Dirk endlessly after Game 4 against Portland--"I was just reverse-jinxing them, how do you not see the genius in that?"

You've crusaded for new rules and player safety ever since Week 5 last year, when there was a statistical anomaly of malicious hits--since then you've done nothing but bring emotion to this argument (like only a would do).

Truth be told, your post-Mavs le re ation is still going strong and affecting your posting in all forums now. DPG bent you over in the NBA Forum (DPCLD ), Rogue bent you over in the Club, and now you're looking to the NFL Forum for some lovin'

Who wants this thread to die now? , keep it going strong so I can give you weekly updates on concussions.

Now go home and get your in' shinebox

[Monostradamus]

Nice backpedaling..."I was just trolling/kidding this entire time." Right, just like when you gave up on dem Mavs and bashed Dirk endlessly after Game 4 against Portland--"I was just reverse-jinxing them, how do you not see the genius in that?"

You've crusaded for new rules and player safety ever since Week 5 last year, when there was a statistical anomaly of malicious hits--since then you've done nothing but bring emotion to this argument (like only a would do).

Truth be told, your post-Mavs le re ation is still going strong and affecting your posting in all forums now. DPG bent you over in the NBA Forum (DPCLD ), Rogue bent you over in the Club, and now you're looking to the NFL Forum for some lovin'

Who wants this thread to die now? , keep it going strong so I can give you weekly updates on concussions.

Now go home and get your in' shinebox

Once again you miss the point This was never about me supporting the rule changes, agreeing with them, or even wanting any rule changes. I simply support the right of NFL players to do anything in their power to protect themselves from lifelong damage, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T ALTER THE FABRIC OF THE GAME. And I hate all the goty " the NFL is just a league of pussies now" crybaby routines while simultaneously trying to prove that the game is just as violent as ever

but please, tell me how you really feel. It's been a little while since I've induced a meltdown like this.