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    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    Meh, an oldie but goodie.

    http://www.blackplanet.com/koolaid_man/

    (Note for those who haven't seen this: This is legit. Not a joke account created by a Spurstalker. See the sign up date, and it's also worth noting that it's suspected Kool lives in Houston as verified by Kori. Look at the location.)

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    all this playa talk and he was married and on the verge of divorce at 19

    single parent
    In your cracker ass dreams...

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    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    In your cracker ass dreams...
    Don't try to play it off like it isn't you. The signup date on that profile is 2000, before Spurstalk even existed. The location is Houston, and Kori has verified your IP having a Houston location. Also worth noting is the use of the underscore between "Koolaid" and "Man" something I've only seen you do, as most literate people with a brain size that exceeds a chimp's would spell it out "Kool-Aid Man."

    So, write any freaky jams for your Nubian Queens - a.k.a. sexual African American men - lately?

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Don't try to play it off like it isn't you. The signup date on that profile is 2000, before Spurstalk even existed. The location is Houston, and Kori has verified your IP having a Houston location. Also worth noting is the use of the underscore between "Koolaid" and "Man" something I've only seen you do, as most literate people with a brain size that exceeds a chimp's would spell it out "Kool-Aid Man."

    So, write any freaky jams for your Nubian Queens - a.k.a. sexual African American men - lately?


    Either you're desperately passionate or...and that's a big OR....you're having an OCD momemt.

    You guys are a laughing riot....keep it going....I couldn't do this without the likes of you and Big Indian Chief Tyson....

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Still smarting over the 500 bones.....tbh

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    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    rofl. You likely just gave Kool his daily jerk off video.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Don't you have a novel you should be writing about me...just like you did last time. People are fascinated with Kool. Just like that time Tyson asked if he could hear my voice....

    I may send a pic to the board to simmer you cucks down.

    Lol

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    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    tbh, are you taking Kevin Jr to white water raft? crofl

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    someone will have nightmares tonight... sweet dreams midget


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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    lmao 30 years old, and just think i missed the party in vegas. you're too old to be a playa anymore, i'm retiring you.
    proceed...


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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    i love black people..only the cool ones though

    tell me something Tyson...are all in the Gooks and s here yet..this thread is the perfect backdrop for me to s them...watch what I post next... will blow your mind

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Look at how the Asians go wild over Kobe

    http://keepingitcorporate.com/629/ba...season-or-not/

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    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    Damn, I thought this kid was half my age. Became a baby daddy when it was still fashionable.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    mavfan jealous of koolaid's true blackness

    they trying desperately to make something stick like they did Luva with that Nuruto ...but a Kool like teflon...Imma let that funny ass ride might even play along with it....

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    I am not redwood DJ Mbenga's Avatar
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    Midnightpulp can you do BR Hornet next?

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    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    I dunno. Just feel like bumping this.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    ^You was influenced by Kobe 5th.

    tee, hee.

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Does this say his height? I would be blocking the out of this dude on the court .

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    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    kool's account on a fitness forum says that he's 6'4 205 tbh

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Shut up

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    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    no really, it's old news. he's a skinny little pussy .

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    This guy has all kinds of lies Wow.

    1) He's short

    2) He has no money

    3) He's not a gangsta, he fishes and white water rafts (which is cool for some, but not what he portrays)

    4) He is obsessed with men

    5) The Bet consumes him and he still gets drunk and sends me messages and starts obscure threads that I don't respond to

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    This guy has all kinds of lies Wow.

    1) He's short

    2) He has no money

    3) He's not a gangsta, he fishes and white water rafts (which is cool for some, but not what he portrays)

    4) He is obsessed with men

    5) The Bet consumes him and he still gets drunk and sends me messages and starts obscure threads that I don't respond to
    6) Your aunt dotes on him

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Who's really the monkey up in this joint...

    It's fascinating...Look at midget's behavior...he reacts when he see's me move...he see's me logged on and he literally goes on a excited chimp rampage chasing me around from pillar to post. Dude is fascinated with Kool...jumping up and down running from thread to thread and projecting himself onto me...it's a strange dichotomy. very strange indeed.

    He only posts now if I post...he has no interest in anything except Kool...he lives for me...check him out...

    PS: He even voted for Obama. A little something yall didn't know.

    Your loyalty is rewarded Midget:


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