Aggies are weird. I think that's why other fans like to with them.
This last decade has gone something like this:
Tech: "lol A&M, I beat the crap out of you this past decade, but you know.....we've got a pretty good rivalry going on, imo. Hopefully it continues."
A&M: " you tekkie, you insolent . You have no business stepping on the same field as me and t.u.
I don't want any kind of relationship with t.u., but we are both the flagships universities that bring rich tradition and excellence in sports to the great state of Texas.
You are nothing but an off-shoot of our royal sperm that landed in a field of tortillas. Stupid peasant.
Bevo, please tell this tekkie inbred just how beneath us he is.
UT: "huh? I need both of you idiots just shut the up for a minute. I'm on the phone with ESPN. They want to give me my own show.....pretty cool, huh?"
A&M: "WHAT?!!?!? The audacity and outrage! Who do you think you are? We are leaving.
UT: "dammit.....sorry ESPN.....lemme call you back in a minute....
really aggy? you're gonna take off just like that? I even offered to get you in on the gig with me at ESPN but you turned it down. goddamm youre an idiot. Whatever. Just dont expect us to meet up any more around the holidays any more.......butthurt pussy.
Tech: uhhh...hey man, I'm still ok staying here, right? Can I have aggy's old room?
UT: eh, I dunno just yet, we'll see.
In the meantime, tell Baylor to get his ass off the couch and get to work this year..... He never does around here..... I wish we could ditch him, but I just know his mom would if I kicked him out.
Speaking of which, we may or may not have been invited to a party on the west side. You, me and the two Okies can go, but they were pretty adamant that we not bring Baylor......so if we do get the invite, we have to keep our lips sealed about it.
Tech: sweeeeeet....I'll bring tortillas and liquor.
A&M: [mumbling while stomping down the street] That asshole. I should have cut his horns while he was asleep. I'll show him. Even though I've been beat senselessly on a few trips through the east side, I know that's the place for me.
Surely they'll see what a great, smart and handsome military guy I am and stop beating me down so much.
I can't wait to get there!