Are you this desperate for attention?
It wasn't a lot of blood, not even a whole drop, but by the 6th wipe or so there would be a little red there on the toilet paper! At some point you have to just call your losses and leave a little brown deep in the crack. I'll live
Thats what happens when you're fat and unhealthy. Heaping plates of nachos, blazing hot wings, and super monster freebirds burritos have their price.
Wrong. Wipe and wipe until no more brown comes out. I don't care if the toilet paper looks like Whoopie Goldberg's used tampon. NO BROWN. Because eventually, even the smallest piece of doodoo will work his way out of your anus and onto your underwear.
Shoulda just hopped in the shower and used it as a temporary bidet.
Best advice here. I always try to do my business in the mornings before I take a shower.
I sure hope you have a wash cloth marked for a-hole cleaning.
And always remember to wipe away from the balls![]()
Top notch thread!![]()
I don't use a wash cloth for that. I just spread my cheeks and use my fingers to help get the water in the right places. Then use some soap to finish it off.
But most definitely a "guy thread"![]()
No it's a lack of intelligence thread.
lol grown men still fascinated with their bodily functions.
fresh care wipes from cottonelle
http://www.cottonelle.com/cottonelle...are-wipes.aspx
buy mine at costco
Do you also buy your s there?
lol @ trying to act like your anal tear was caused by toilet paper
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