Has the NBA Forum ever been this bad?

**DMC** · 09-09-2011

^At prime, D, did she have a big bush?

I cannot remember back that far, I think I had my eyes closed when I was born.

I think all chicks back then had Carrot top in a headlock.

**4>0rings** · 09-09-2011

Originally Posted by DMC

I cannot remember back that far, I think I had my eyes closed when I was born.

I think all chicks back then had Carrot top in a headlock.

A natural redhead, back in the 50's,... nice.

**Giuseppe** · 09-09-2011

Did you ever try on her panties, D? 4?

**DMC** · 09-09-2011

Originally Posted by Giuseppe

Did you ever try on her panties, D? 4?

I'm wearing them now.

They were just normal cotton panties, but now they have become a thong since I've gained about 50lbs.

**Giuseppe** · 09-09-2011

Originally Posted by DMC

I'm wearing them now.

They were just normal cotton panties, but now they have become a thong since I've gained about 50lbs.

**Monostradamus** · 09-09-2011

Originally Posted by Giuseppe

Yeah, sittin' there--like the proverbial bump on a log. You didn't even make us all get up and move down a space. You just sat down at the end with a Rubic's cube.

Of course, not until after we launched The Skunker 2.0 on the fruitcakes in LA.

tee, hee.

**cantthinkofanything** · 09-09-2011

Originally Posted by Axe Murderer

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner:
DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school (robot slaps son)
SON: Okay I went to the movies!
DA

Which one?
... SON: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)
SON: Okay I was watching porn.
DAD: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
MOM: Hahahahaha! after all he is your son! (robot slaps mom).

ing technology

**Leetonidas** · 09-09-2011

Originally Posted by djohn2oo8

You're closer to the Rocketfan clubhouse than you think Lee

lol

Nah we're sitting in our own clubhouse with the Bulls and Pistons. Lakers/Celtics are at the top brah

**Giuseppe** · 09-10-2011

Originally Posted by Monostradamus

Of course, not until after we launched The Skunker 2.0 on the fruitcakes in LA.

tee, hee.

Even with me doggin' ya's--yer Champion, but, can't act Champion. You have no Champion soul. No meaning. All that suffering and denial and you can paint nary a picture of your own.

You use my to paint your picture. My . Not your's. Mine.

**badfish22** · 09-10-2011

Originally Posted by Giuseppe

Frankly the problem stems primarily from Mav's Fan not being able to act like somebody in the light of their NBA Championship. Ipso facto there is now a void where once we (Lakers) (Celtics) (Spurs) reigned as an NBA Champion should.

You're wrong here eppe. After the Playoffs of Regulation, the power balance of this here Forum took such a dynamic shift that some veteran poster like yourself can't take it. I mean think about it - if I told you that in April that the Spurs would pull the infamous 8, the Lakers would get skunked, and the Mavs would redeem themselves against the Heat to win the ship, your head might have exploded.
Your beloved "skunker" shtick is gone, gnsfs oft-used GSW series is gone, the heat debacle is forgotten. And it all happened so fast.

Now us Mavfans have so much ammo that the people we used to debate with don't even speak up anymore. Its like we have a understood seat on the top for now. And like you said, cubby, until someone dethrones you, YOU are the champs.
With this lockout, I'm smelling a repeat.

**Giuseppe** · 09-10-2011

Originally Posted by badfish22

You're wrong here eppe. After the Playoffs of Regulation, the power balance of this here Forum took such a dynamic shift that some veteran poster like yourself can't take it. I mean think about it - if I told you that in April that the Spurs would pull the infamous 8, the Lakers would get skunked, and the Mavs would redeem themselves against the Heat to win the ship, your head might have exploded.
Your beloved "skunker" shtick is gone, gnsfs oft-used GSW series is gone, the heat debacle is forgotten. And it all happened so fast.

Now us Mavfans have so much ammo that the people we used to debate with don't even speak up anymore. Its like we have a understood seat on the top for now. And like you said, cubby, until someone dethrones you, YOU are the champs.
With this lockout, I'm smelling a repeat.

That's better.

Come ta Pappy.

lmcontrollinao!!!

**LkrFan** · 09-10-2011

Originally Posted by badfish22

You're wrong here eppe. After the Playoffs of Regulation, the power balance of this here Forum took such a dynamic shift that some veteran poster like yourself can't take it. I mean think about it - if I told you that in April that the Spurs would pull the infamous 8, the Lakers would get skunked, and the Mavs would redeem themselves against the Heat to win the ship, your head might have exploded.
Your beloved "skunker" shtick is gone, gnsfs oft-used GSW series is gone, the heat debacle is forgotten. And it all happened so fast.

Now us Mavfans have so much ammo that the people we used to debate with don't even speak up anymore. Its like we have a understood seat on the top for now. And like you said, cubby, until someone dethrones you, YOU are the champs.
With this lockout, I'm smelling a repeat.

If the season isn't played, that's the only way you "repeat"

. We know when the ball goes up in the air (whenever that is) y'all ain't winning this year. Like I said before, you guys caught a tired, veteran, unhealthy, injury-riddled Laker team that just played 328 games in 3 years. Y'all had to shoot lights out to do it.

You know what though? Next year will be different. Why? The Lakers will be well rested - thanks to an unprecedented 7 month layoff. That will also give them time to heal. We saw that Kobe's knee is right again thanks to that German surgeon. Bynum is going into his 1st offseason in over 3 years whereas all he has to do is train and work on his game (vice going under the knife). Looking at Pau drop 19 second half points on Dirk the other day tells me that he is back to form as well.

So I'm telling you congrats on your one and done. I am guaranteeing you and all Mav fans that the Mavs will not be representing the WC this year in the Finals. But I will give you guys the props you deserve for being the Champs. Even if you guys are just borrowing the

for one year. At least it wasn't the Spurs.

**Monostradamus** · 09-10-2011

Originally Posted by Giuseppe

Even with me doggin' ya's--yer Champion, but, can't act Champion. You have no Champion soul. No meaning. All that suffering and denial and you can paint nary a picture of your own.

You use my to paint your picture. My . Not your's. Mine.

Then we take it and rub a little in your face while we're at it.

**Axe Murderer** · 09-10-2011

Originally Posted by Giuseppe

Even with me doggin' ya's--yer Champion, but, can't act Champion. You have no Champion soul. No meaning. All that suffering and denial and you can paint nary a picture of your own.

You use my to paint your picture. My . Not your's. Mine.

sounds like someones vagina's sore

**badfish22** · 09-10-2011

Originally Posted by LkrFan

If the season isn't played, that's the only way you "repeat"

. We know when the ball goes up in the air (whenever that is) y'all ain't winning this year. Like I said before, you guys caught a tired, veteran, unhealthy, injury-riddled Laker team that just played 328 games in 3 years. Y'all had to shoot lights out to do it.

You know what though? Next year will be different. Why? The Lakers will be well rested - thanks to an unprecedented 7 month layoff. That will also give them time to heal. We saw that Kobe's knee is right again thanks to that German surgeon. Bynum is going into his 1st offseason in over 3 years whereas all he has to do is train and work on his game (vice going under the knife). Looking at Pau drop 19 second half points on Dirk the other day tells me that he is back to form as well.

So I'm telling you congrats on your one and done. I am guaranteeing you and all Mav fans that the Mavs will not be representing the WC this year in the Finals. But I will give you guys the props you deserve for being the Champs. Even if you guys are just borrowing the

for one year. At least it wasn't the Spurs.

back2back years, only we can be called the champs. That's something spurfan can't say