NFL Forum Fandhood Audit

[Kirk Nowitzki]

sup JT

You were the chosen one. It was said you would destroy the TLC, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the RK, not leave it in darkness. Hold my , picklebreath.

[dirk4mvp]

You're what's wrong with America

you guy

I've rooted for the Ole Piss Rebears for all my sports watching days. I think I can stick with a team that's seen some hard times.

lol tennessee

[Dr. Gonzo]

Spurs were the second, the year David Robinson started.

ing bandwagoner.

I'm a Texans fan. I was an Oilers fan from the day my father skeeted me out into my mom's vagina hole. I grew up in the Corpus area so I watched all the Oilers game. I never watched the Cowboys because the games were later in the afternoon and my attention span had dwindled by 3pm and I couldn't sit through another game. I had to run around outside, throw rocks at trees and dig holes to pee in. When that piece of Bud Adams took the Oilers to brain dead hillbilly country I was teamless until the Texans arrived. They have been bending my over and shoving a broomstick in my asshole just like the Oilers did. I'm nice and numb back in the bunghole area.

[Lincoln]

ing bandwagoner.

I'm a Texans fan. I was an Oilers fan from the day my father skeeted me out into my mom's vagina hole. I grew up in the Corpus area so I watched all the Oilers game. I never watched the Cowboys because the games were later in the afternoon and my attention span had dwindled by 3pm and I couldn't sit through another game. I had to run around outside, throw rocks at trees and dig holes to pee in. When that piece of Bud Adams took the Oilers to brain dead hillbilly country I was teamless until the Texans arrived. They have been bending my over and shoving a broomstick in my asshole just like the Oilers did. I'm nice and numb back in the bunghole area.

[Spursfan092120]

ing bandwagoner.

I'm a Texans fan. I was an Oilers fan from the day my father skeeted me out into my mom's vagina hole. I grew up in the Corpus area so I watched all the Oilers game. I never watched the Cowboys because the games were later in the afternoon and my attention span had dwindled by 3pm and I couldn't sit through another game. I had to run around outside, throw rocks at trees and dig holes to pee in. When that piece of Bud Adams took the Oilers to brain dead hillbilly country I was teamless until the Texans arrived. They have been bending my over and shoving a broomstick in my asshole just like the Oilers did. I'm nice and numb back in the bunghole area.

lol..bandwagoner? Because I didn't watch the Spurs till D Rob? I was ing 9..lol..I didn't even watch basketball much before then...definitely didn't have a team. I watched football long before I started watching basketball. I was a Jordan fan, but as far as teams go, the Spurs were the first team I cheered for, because they were local, and that's my main reason for starting. But the players and the history are the reason I kept cheering.

[4>0rings]

lol..bandwagoner? Because I didn't watch the Spurs till D Rob? I was ing 9..lol..I didn't even watch basketball much before then...definitely didn't have a team. I watched football long before I started watching basketball. I was a Jordan fan, but as far as teams go, the Spurs were the first team I cheered for, because they were local, and that's my main reason for starting. But the players and the history are the reason I kept cheering.

This er got his name shaded and I'm chopped liver? God al' mighty

[DAF86]

Tbh, I respect the out of fans that root for ass teams. I genuinely respect Texans fans. They picked a team and stuck with it. So what if that mickey mouse organization will never win , it's the journey that counts.

For what it's worth, I think 90210 is so emotional he'll always root for the cowboys even if they never win anything again. I think his emotional instability would lead to problems IRL, but he'd keep rooting anyway.

Also, it bothers me that DPG isn't a cowboys fan. He'd be a good addition to a fanbase inundated with fair-weather fans who just happen to also "love" the lakers and Yankees.

I'm a fan of black QBs, that's kinda like rooting for ass teams, imho.

[LnGrrrR]

Watson regulating like a Boss ######. And that was absolutely a ing touchback.

That one play made me a fan of Watson until he left. And that was a damn touchback. That game pissed me off so much. I acted like such a whiny after we lost that I thought my gf at the time (wife now) was going to leave me.

[Veterinarian.]

For the record I'm not going to tell you about what team I root for. If you care enough look it up your futher mocking self.

Just to let the whole forum know, this is really JT and he is a Colts fan.

I hope he didn't mind me saying that

[Blake]

Like 90210, I was given a tshirt by my daddeh when I was a young lad that said Dallas Cowboys on it. I figured that made me a Cowboys fan by default.

Sure, there were plenty of kids in class that made fun of me being a Cowboy fan. I would hear Raider kids mock me saying 'lol Danny White', but I stuck with the Boys.

Then JJ came along. My daddeh told me he killed Tom Landry.

I believed him.

Still do.

I follow the Cowboys, but I hope that Satan has a giant Redskin waiting for JJ when he shows up. I also can't wait to get to Heaven to ask Coach Landry why he never let Danny White run a fake punt and throw it on 4th down.

True story

[jag]

Have you contacted a big 4 auditing firm to handle these reviews? I just got off the phone with Ernst & Young and their fanhood audit prices are pretty steep.

I'm in talks with Deloitte right now. Many of their firms are busy with college football fanhood audits, but I think they can work me in.

Yeah, good job showing up in this forum after there's a well established little clique of people who have been ing at each other about the NFL for *YEARS* and trying to throw your weight around with this, "I'm going to judge you on your fanhood" bull . Obviously, you're a stain of a fan if you just started caring about football enough in 2011 to feel the need to come all the way down here to "the fallout shelter" and tell us you're going to judge us from your high horse.

For the record I'm not going to tell you about what team I root for. If you care enough look it up your futher mocking self.

look at this guy. I don't even know what team you root for, but you're incredibly defensive about your fanhood.

you guy

I've rooted for the Ole Piss Rebears for all my sports watching days. I think I can stick with a team that's seen some hard times.

lol tennessee

Memphis is in a tough geographical area. The ans might as well be in another state and I have never considered them big in West TN.

I always thought you were a Colts fan. You should show some character and ride this nightmare out with Kerry Collins.

[JoeTait75]

4 SB losses, Music City Forward Pass, 12-year playoff drought, and our best player ever is a double-murderer. Yeah, I'm just oozing with pride.

When you play the Browns in the playoffs and the Browns are the team that gets the breaks, you know your karma sucks.

#RonnieHarmon

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm in talks with Deloitte right now. Many of their firms are busy with college football fanhood audits, but I think they can work me in.

I'm gonna have the people from Arthur Anderson who audited Enron handle my Patriots/Cardinals fanhood tbh.

[jag]

I'm gonna have the people from Arthur Anderson who audited Enron handle my Patriots/Cardinals fanhood tbh.

You're going to need some shady people to handle that audit.

I don't care how experienced you are, that's going to be a difficult audit. For some reason I think you being Jewish will factor into the final decision. Make sure to submit all ticket stubs, player jerseys, game worn sweat bands and wall posters. Pictures of a FatHead on your wall will go a long way... and remember, the older the picture the better. Don't forget to study up on (at the very least) the last 20 years of team history. It's not uncommon to receive a comprehensive 12 min, 50 question quiz on franchise history.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You're going to need some shady people to handle that audit.

that's why I said Arthur Anderson was handling it

[lefty]

I'm a Pats/Giants/Niners fan

[Trill Clinton]

Dallas Cowboys.

Reason: I was born this way.

[jag]

I'm a Pats/Giants/Niners fan

Is there not a football league in Algeria? The football that requires pads..

[stretch]

Loved Bo Jackson on Tecmo Bowl, thus morphing me into a full-time Raider fan

[lefty]

Is there not a football league in Algeria? The football that requires pads..

No

[jag]

Loved Bo Jackson on Tecmo Bowl, thus morphing me into a full-time Raider fan

There are no perks involved with being a Raider fan.

Your fanhood has been certified. I'm sorry for your misfortune.

[JMarkJohns]

Growing up in Yuma, we got a guaranteed two games a week. Whatever the Cardinals game was, and whatever the Chargers game was. Family and state allegiance for the Cardinals. I must have gone to three dozen games or so when they played at POS Sun Devil Stadium - ya know, back when teams like the Bears/Cowboys/Broncos had home games on the road thanks to ty fan support for the Cards. I think I've only gone to one since their move. Wouldn't say I've ever been a huge fan of the Chargers, but I've followed them a bit more than other teams. Loved watching Tomlinson every Sunday.

[pawe]

I must have gone to three dozen games or so when they played at POS Sun Devil Stadium - ya know, back when teams like the Bears/Cowboys/Broncos had home games on the road thanks to ty fan support for the Cards.

You forgot Vikings and Packers fan invasion too.

When you dont get a home game til the 3rd week of the season, fans lose interest...oh and also, no one wants to watch a game in the still 100 degrees heat of Oct in AZ.

[JoeTait75]

There are no perks involved with being a Raider fan.

They have their own NFL Films theme. That's kind of cool.

[Trainwreck2100]

Growing up in Yuma, we got a guaranteed two games a week. Whatever the Cardinals game was, and whatever the Chargers game was. Family and state allegiance for the Cardinals. I must have gone to three dozen games or so when they played at POS Sun Devil Stadium - ya know, back when teams like the Bears/Cowboys/Broncos had home games on the road thanks to ty fan support for the Cards. I think I've only gone to one since their move. Wouldn't say I've ever been a huge fan of the Chargers, but I've followed them a bit more than other teams. Loved watching Tomlinson every Sunday.

Lol pinto language arizona cowboys fans.