what word begins with N and ends with R and is something you never want to call a black person?
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Hey, holmes. Need my lawn mowed. How much you charge?
shut up, spookand here's why you don't want them as neighbors...
A young white man who is wealthy and successful with the ladies was turning thirty years old and decided to relax and stop fooling around and settle down and get married.
But he decides that his wife just has to be a virgin. So he dates numerous girls and after wining and dining them he takes them home and exposes himself. "What is this?" he would ask each girl, pointing to his penis. They would all look bewildered and say, "Ummm, a !" and disappointed, he would take them home.
After a few months of trying he met a shy librarian named Ann, he took her out, the same routine, shows himself and says, "What's this?".
Ann replied, "I don't know."
Ecstatic, he marries her and on their honeymoon night he takes her hand and placing it on his says, "Now dear, this is a !"
"Oh no honey," says Ann, "A is much bigger than that, and black!"
No, we don't want them as neighbors because the chimpanzee screeching they make would keep me up all night. I would also prefer not to have to clean feces off my windows every day.and here's why you don't want them as neighbors...
A young white man who is wealthy and successful with the ladies was turning thirty years old and decided to relax and stop fooling around and settle down and get married.
But he decides that his wife just has to be a virgin. So he dates numerous girls and after wining and dining them he takes them home and exposes himself. "What is this?" he would ask each girl, pointing to his penis. They would all look bewildered and say, "Ummm, a !" and disappointed, he would take them home.
After a few months of trying he met a shy librarian named Ann, he took her out, the same routine, shows himself and says, "What's this?".
Ann replied, "I don't know."
Ecstatic, he marries her and on their honeymoon night he takes her hand and placing it on his says, "Now dear, this is a !"
"Oh no honey," says Ann, "A is much bigger than that, and black!"
What's twelve inches long and white?
Nothing!
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line
you a gotdam lie...white girls have turned me out...you know why because the slaves taught them how to back in the day when Massa was away...
Mid and Dok take heed to the words of your brother...and embrace that like we embraced the N- Word....lol
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!” WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”
WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate ######s!”
That was funny
Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a black man's funeral?
There's only 2 handles on a trash can
How do you make a black man nervous?
Take him to an auction
Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
I think I'm taped out
What do a brick and a fat, insecure white girl have in common?
Eventually, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.
What do the KKK and steroids have in common?
They both make n*ggers run fast
How many white People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a to do it.
How do you starve a black man?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
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