Why We Must Never Let Spur Fan Gain Control Of Spurstalk

[DPG21920]

me making you make fun of youself

"Ya I'm a GNSF, deal with it"

[BlackSwordsMan]

Bend over and you'll deal with it.

[Leetonidas]

Everyone pay attention to my ty shtick! I have mod powers!!

It's funny how someone's booty can ache so badly because of Koolaid_man and that someone replied to him.

don't reply to him you're a gnsf if you do

[Leetonidas]

Bend over and you'll deal with it.

Yer alright Swordsman

[DPG21920]

It's funny how someone's booty can ache so badly because of Koolaid_man and that someone replied to him.

don't reply to him you're a gnsf if you do

That doesn't make any sense.

[Giuseppe]

Yer alright Swordsman

Frankly, she's the livin' end.

[ElNono]

Greetings,



Lakaluva

[Koolaid_Man]

Greetings,



Gentlemen, I greet you here at Spurstalk.com on the world wide web in the year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven. First, I would like to thank you, the gentlemen in purple and gold for inviting me here to speak and assist you on this very serious topic at hand. I am here to help you solve our problem with spurstalk troll slaves. Your invitation reached me while I was on vacation in Oakland, CA viewing my Raiders whoop the living out of some Jets. It was there that I witnessed some of the newest and oldest methods of controlling another teams fans. It is with great pleasure that I share with you these methods. Rome would envy us.

I HAVE A FULL PROOF METHOD FOR CONTROLLING THE SPURSTALK COMMUNITY. I guarantee every one of you that, if installed correctly, IT WILL CONTROL THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST 300 HUNDREDS YEARS. My method is simple. I HAVE OUTLINED A NUMBER OF DIFFERENCES AMONG THE TROLL SLAVES; AND I TAKE THESE DIFFERENCES AND MAKE THEM BIGGER. I USE FEAR, JEALOUSY, DISTRUST AND ENVY FOR CONTROL PURPOSES. These methods have worked in Oakland for some time now, and Los Angeles before that. You or your team need not be winners of any championships for these methods to be carried out and placed into affect... if done properly. The spurstalk troll slaves after receiving this indoctrination shall carry on and will become self-refueling and self-generating for HUNDREDS of years, maybe THOUSANDS.

LET'S MAKE A SPURSTALK SLAVE

The first lesson for you to learn is the power of insults. INSULT, INSULT, INSULT! Never have a word nice to say. If you become keen, and clever with your insulting, the troll slave will spend most of his waking hours simmering over how small you made him/her feel in front of their very own community. That's if you've insulted properly.

Play the devil's advocate. Put GNSP vs BNSP. Make them fight. Example: Comment on how stupid BNSP is, and how his/her level of stupidity is even lower than GNSP. BNSP is so gullible and full of self-pride, that he/she will rest at nothing to prove that they are not as stupid as GNSP. In return, if fueled timely and correctly, GNSP will respond by trying to prove his worth in front of the community, proving to be just as stupid as their counterpart, BNSP. In-house quarreling has caused the downfall of many a great nations.

Flirt with their women, even the unattractive and repulsive ones. Jealousy is a tool that has stood the test of time and works on the brain like cancer, especially if you can get to the patriarch. There is no cure for it. By flirting with their women you leave them in a desperate state of mind, wondering, just how in the will they reproduce themselves. Keep in mind, this is a self-conscience bunch. They have not the courage to lift themselves up and pursue other woman, leaving them to themselves, which can only result in total gotry. Sodom wouldn't stand a chance against these heathens if this method is implemented correctly.

Break the strong and wild ones of the community (midnightpulp, leetonidas, and others). Isolate these wild and savage bucks from the weak ones. Tar and feather them with insults. Never refer to them by their chosen names. If one is 5'2, spread rumors that he is 4'2 It is only a mater of time before it is accepted as fact. Make strong sexual advances towards them, forcing them to question their manhood, which will also force the weaker ones to question their manhood as well. If done so properly, GNSP will sit back and view this in awe, always second guessing himself when they get the urge to defend the community. After 21 days of this abuse, not only will he lose confidence in himself, but the community will lose confidence in him as well. DPG, and Chumper are perfect examples of the outcome of this method. Tired, beat down, and hopeless is how they'll feel.

Last, but not least, my friends, belittle and minimize the accomplishments of their heroes. By doing so you leave them without hope, without faith, in total chaos. This method must be used on a 24/7 basis. It is critical to our success to minimize even the smallest achievements. Where there is no hero, there is no hope, no faith, no honor.

Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Have your wives and children use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year, the spurstalk slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful and faithful to our cause. You may not even be present and your name will live on as if you were here on a daily basis. THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO REPLACE THEIR HEROES... WITH YOU! I am living proof!!!

Sincerely,



Lakaluva

So how am I doing lord Luva

[ElNono]

Continue to fight the good fight.

[ElNono]

Exhibit A:

http://twitter.com/#!/LakaluvaST

[Koolaid_Man]

Your loyalty, and dedication to our cause has earned you great honor on websites you've yet to even visit. You reputation precedes itself. Continue to fight the good fight. God speed.

what an honor... thank you..

Let my brothers know I shall take the battle to the enemy...I shall have no mercy on their weak souls...

Take No Prisoners

[ElNono]

Let my brothers know I shall take the battle to the enemy...I shall have no mercy on their weak souls...

Take No Prisoners

What you gonna do? White water raft over somebody?

[Koolaid_Man]

What you gonna do? White water raft over somebody?

if you jump in the water...you're fair game...

[DMC]

That doesn't make any sense.

Crusade on!

[ElNono]

if you jump in the water...you're fair game...

Is that before or after listening to Hendrix?

Keeping it real!!!!

[DPG21920]

Here is super GNSF. Does it make you terribly sad that people tell you how dumb you are and why and you still can't help yourself?

[Koolaid_Man]

The Knighting of Kool will take place shortly...I fully expect it....

[DMC]

Here is super GNSF. Does it make you terribly sad that people tell you how dumb you are and why and you still can't help yourself?

You actually crack me up. I see you in a little Napoleon suit parading around cursing your monitor.

[ElNono]

I actually have to give Giuseppe credit for staying true to his sick and twisted pedophile self, even after the name (and possibly sex) change.

[DPG21920]

You actually crack me up. I see you in a little Napoleon suit parading around cursing your monitor.

That doesn't make any sense. You are truly dumb. Get off the internet and spend time with the grand-kids. Just try not to mess with their homework.

[DMC]

Exhibit B: They will honor you at every turn when given the chance. They will create web pages in your honor, all while thinking they are insulting you. This behavior only enhances your image to the world, and proves without a shadow of a doubt that you have done your job thoroughly.

So tell me a person who's been historically insulted. Based on your spin, insults are actually praise.

Though imitation may be the most sincere form of flattery, the only person here imitating you is Kevin.

[ElNono]

Exhibit B:

About Ghost_of_Gashir
Biography
A bitter Asian male muddling his way through life. But damn if I don't look sexy doing it.
Location
Ever bang an entire bachelorette party, baby?
Interests
Staring at you through your bedroom window. Don't worry, I don't take pictures.
Occupation
I work for the government. This is where you laugh.
Favorite Character(s)
Yondaime, Akatsuki, Naruto, Obito, Gaara
Favorite Episode/Chapter
Episode:
Chapter: 134

[DMC]

That doesn't make any sense. You are truly dumb. Get off the internet and spend time with the grand-kids. Just try not to mess with their homework.

Do you keep these threads on a notifier that sounds a 150db alarm so you can run over and respond?

lol...

Start a forum, regulate the out of it. Let me know how that works for you.

[DPG21920]

Also notice how unlike GNSF, I can say a few things then walk away.

[Koolaid_Man]

Luva was right..I'm not sure which exhibit it is but they are fighting amongst themselves...all over Kool no less...what an honor...