Why We Must Never Let Spur Fan Gain Control Of Spurstalk

[DMC]

Also notice how unlike GNSF, I can say a few things then walk away.

^ Obviously

[ElNono]

stinky
paki
welcher
naruto
ghost of gashir
bitter

[LnGrrrR]

Greetings,



Gentlemen, I greet you here at Spurstalk.com on the world wide web in the year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven. First, I would like to thank you, the gentlemen in purple and gold for inviting me here to speak and assist you on this very serious topic at hand. I am here to help you solve our problem with spurstalk troll slaves. Your invitation reached me while I was on vacation in Oakland, CA viewing my Raiders whoop the living out of some Jets. It was there that I witnessed some of the newest and oldest methods of controlling another teams fans. It is with great pleasure that I share with you these methods. Rome would envy us.

I HAVE A FULL PROOF METHOD FOR CONTROLLING THE SPURSTALK COMMUNITY. I guarantee every one of you that, if installed correctly, IT WILL CONTROL THIS WEBSITE FOR AT LEAST 300 HUNDREDS YEARS. My method is simple. I HAVE OUTLINED A NUMBER OF DIFFERENCES AMONG THE TROLL SLAVES; AND I TAKE THESE DIFFERENCES AND MAKE THEM BIGGER. I USE FEAR, JEALOUSY, DISTRUST AND ENVY FOR CONTROL PURPOSES. These methods have worked in Oakland for some time now, and Los Angeles before that. You or your team need not be winners of any championships for these methods to be carried out and placed into affect... if done properly. The spurstalk troll slaves after receiving this indoctrination shall carry on and will become self-refueling and self-generating for HUNDREDS of years, maybe THOUSANDS.

LET'S MAKE A SPURSTALK SLAVE

The first lesson for you to learn is the power of insults. INSULT, INSULT, INSULT! Never have a word nice to say. If you become keen, and clever with your insulting, the troll slave will spend most of his waking hours simmering over how small you made him/her feel in front of their very own community. That's if you've insulted properly.

Play the devil's advocate. Put GNSP vs BNSP. Make them fight. Example: Comment on how stupid BNSP is, and how his/her level of stupidity is even lower than GNSP. BNSP is so gullible and full of self-pride, that he/she will rest at nothing to prove that they are not as stupid as GNSP. In return, if fueled timely and correctly, GNSP will respond by trying to prove his worth in front of the community, proving to be just as stupid as their counterpart, BNSP. In-house quarreling has caused the downfall of many a great nations.

Flirt with their women, even the unattractive and repulsive ones. Jealousy is a tool that has stood the test of time and works on the brain like cancer, especially if you can get to the patriarch. There is no cure for it. By flirting with their women you leave them in a desperate state of mind, wondering, just how in the will they reproduce themselves. Keep in mind, this is a self-conscience bunch. They have not the courage to lift themselves up and pursue other woman, leaving them to themselves, which can only result in total gotry. Sodom wouldn't stand a chance against these heathens if this method is implemented correctly.

Break the strong and wild ones of the community (midnightpulp, leetonidas, and others). Isolate these wild and savage bucks from the weak ones. Tar and feather them with insults. Never refer to them by their chosen names. If one is 5'2, spread rumors that he is 4'2 It is only a mater of time before it is accepted as fact. Make strong sexual advances towards them, forcing them to question their manhood, which will also force the weaker ones to question their manhood as well. If done so properly, GNSP will sit back and view this in awe, always second guessing himself when they get the urge to defend the community. After 21 days of this abuse, not only will he lose confidence in himself, but the community will lose confidence in him as well. DPG, and Chumper are perfect examples of the outcome of this method. Tired, beat down, and hopeless is how they'll feel.

Last, but not least, my friends, belittle and minimize the accomplishments of their heroes. By doing so you leave them without hope, without faith, in total chaos. This method must be used on a 24/7 basis. It is critical to our success to minimize even the smallest achievements. Where there is no hero, there is no hope, no faith, no honor.

Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Have your wives and children use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year, the spurstalk slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful and faithful to our cause. You may not even be present and your name will live on as if you were here on a daily basis. THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO REPLACE THEIR HEROES... WITH YOU! I am living proof!!!

Sincerely,



Lakaluva

Holy . How did you find the time to write that? Was it in the doctor's office waiting for the results of your latest venereal disease test?

[ElNono]

white water rafting
bananas
welcher
threads
Hendrix
pedicure
keeping it real
"hood"

[ElNono]

fixated on Spurstalk
"control" anything
running like pussies to Kori

[Koolaid_Man]

Let not our obvious success stunt our mission. Continue on as planned. Rest not until all is conquered.

as you command lord Luva

[DMC]

Hey GNSP, you have your hands full.

Sling some pseudo nig talk at me. That puts me in my place.

[Koolaid_Man]

Sling some pseudo nig talk at me. That puts me in my place.

You a pussy ass mark...

[DMC]

Neverthless, our plan is written in stone. Has stood the test of time. So strong are our methods, that Mav has not the courage to pound on their chests and declare themselves as champions for fear of what may happen.

They left after they won. They figured it was over. They didn't consider that Laker fan would stay around after the lights were turned off and throw foam fingers on the floor.

[Koolaid_Man]

and LNgrrr already know I cancelled his ass Like Nino:

[DMC]

You a pussy ass mark...

Is that like a skid mark?

Let me propagate to you my schmegmatic emulsion to pontificate upon yo visage...

yo

[DMC]

You are not even accepted here by your own fanbase. So much so that the lady upstairs have left you in the gray. Be honest, how does that make you feel?

I don't have a fanbase.

I don't know what "left you in the gray" means.

[DMC]

Its never over. You see, that is the mentality that caused you to fail at defending your le.

How is it going into airports for you, or are you the one driving the shuttle?

Seriously though, if you are Pakistani, do you get profiled at the security checkpoint? Do they just happen to notice something odd in your bag every time?

Do you shake with your left hand?

[ElNono]

Its never over. You see, that is the mentality that caused you to fail at defending your le.

And what caused your sorry ass to disappear for months after The Skunker and the Naruto lovefest?

That Naruto is certainly never over

[Giuseppe]

The Skunker

The Skunker!!!

[ElNono]

Dont question me, asshole. I dont answer questions from 3rd worlders. I visit their countries and feed them.

stinky paki talking about 3rd worlders

I did question you and will continue to do as I please.

What you gonna do about it, bitter asian male?

[LnGrrrR]

and LNgrrr already know I cancelled his ass Like Nino:

You idolize a person who willingly names himself "child"? Interesting.

[LnGrrrR]

What movie is that link from anyways? That looks like a ing horrible movie.

[lefty]

You idolize a person who willingly names himself "child"? Interesting.

I hear you got another bambino? .

Lakaluva is naruto-loving pedophile

Nothing new here

[LnGrrrR]

Let me guess, you learned that from your illegal spouse. She probabaly has you saying "hey mijo" as well. I hear you got another bambino? Whats that, an extra $400 pay increase from Sam? I guess you and your ol lady plan on breeding your way to wealth...lol. Why dont you get out and join one of those private security companies and start making some decent money. Im only here to help you, son.

To answer your queries:

1) I actually learned that from Chris Farley's classic "El Nino" skit on SNL. You should look it up, pretty funny.

2) I don't know if there is an increase, tbh. And I know math probably isn't your strong point, but the costs of a new child >>> $400 a month.

3) I'm only 8 years away from retiring from the military and getting reduced health care and a steady retirement check for the rest of my life. Couple that with the free education, my security clearance, and my work history, and I'm relatively sure that I'll be in a good position to get a good job in the IT field when I get out at age 37.

Thanks for keeping up with my personal history though. It's nice to know people care.

[DMC]

To answer your queries:

1) I actually learned that from Chris Farley's classic "El Nino" skit on SNL. You should look it up, pretty funny.

2) I don't know if there is an increase, tbh. And I know math probably isn't your strong point, but the costs of a new child >>> $400 a month.

3) I'm only 8 years away from retiring from the military and getting reduced health care and a steady retirement check for the rest of my life. Couple that with the free education, my security clearance, and my work history, and I'm relatively sure that I'll be in a good position to get a good job in the IT field when I get out at age 37.

Thanks for keeping up with my personal history though. It's nice to know people care.

Hey, I was in the military, you already have reduced health care. Reduced costs, that's another thing.

[LnGrrrR]

Hey, I was in the military, you already have reduced health care. Reduced costs, that's another thing.

Ha! Well said.

[LnGrrrR]

When you get out look me up, I might have a job for you. My gardner sucks. We vets have to look out for each other.

I've never seen a garden that requires IT. You must be quite the technohippie.

[Koolaid_Man]

I've never seen a garden that requires IT. You must be quite the technohippie.

what's IT...