Well, his prior nickname was "The Rapist" so I can see why he desperately wanted a cooler nickname
I can't even think of any great players who actually gave themselves a nickname. It's always bestowed upon them by others. Magic, Air Jordan, The Big Ticket, The Big Fundamental, Ghostface Drillah, Dr J, Sir Charles, etc. All given to them, rather than those people picking a nickname and demanding other people call them that.
There's only three stars who gave themselves a nickname as far as I know:
-Larry Bird called himself The Hick From French Lick, and he did it as a joke, not seriously.
-Shaq went through a nickname phase where he called himself The Big Aristotle, The Big Shaqctus, etc, but again, he did it as a joke, and didn't take those nicknames seriously.
-Kobe demanded that everyone call him Black Mamba.....not as a joke, not to be funny.
Is there anything more pathetic than giving yourself a serious nickname?
Well, his prior nickname was "The Rapist" so I can see why he desperately wanted a cooler nickname
I knew winning the Championship wouldn't be enough.
The Skunker!!!!!
http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/pos...now-tim-duncanAnother NERDCORE story: He wanted his nickname to be "Merlin" when he first got to the league, but his teammates weren't having it.
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You got no room. Your Neal raped just like Kobe. Sure, neither girl was of account, but, Neal & Kobe still raped. You'll be okay once you trade Neal and you can take the high ground again.
It'll be like it never happened.
tee, hee.
The Skunker!!!
Timmy's request was the worst of them all...
At least yer acting like Champion now.
Jesus H. Christ. What's it been, over 3 in' months.
Let us proceed...
http://www.kidzworld.com/article/6449-nba-nicknames
Player: Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers.
Nickname: The Mamba.
Story Behind The Name: Kobe Bryant nicknamed himself The Mamba, after one of the world's deadliest snakes. According to Kobe, "The Mamba can strike with 99 percent accuracy at maximum speed, in rapid succession. That's the kind of [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]basketball[/COLOR][/COLOR] precision I want to have."![]()
even in that article, only one player was self-nicknamed.
Good morning, sweetheart. The Chuckbox at 1PM?
Did your mother shave & wax that snootch this morning, Axe?
tee, hee.
Bend over. I'll give ya a in' snake.
tbh, no matter what he will never be known as anything but The Snitch
i remember for a while people tried calling Dirk the Blonde Bomber but he didnt like it very much so it stopped
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Kobe: 5
tired old bag Duncan: 4
I wouldn't consider wanting to be called "the greatest" a nickname.
The least Kobe could have done was make it official like Metta World Peace did.
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