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    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
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    First off, to establish the exact terms of the deal with TLC. It's here on lefty's user page.

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896

    Here's a screencap if lefty tries to erase it.



    So lefty agreed to give me absolute power for 9 to 12 months within TLC. This contract is ironclad and there's no getting around it.

    Now that we've established my position, I regretfully have decided to declare martial law within TLC. Lefty is out, and he's stayin out. TLC will now be called The Democratic People's Republic of Monostradamus. I have decided to give myself the le of Glorious Supreme Leader. Everybody else in the crew will be on guard. I know one of you put Lefty up to this foolhardy plan, and whoever it is will be discovered and punished.

    Here is the current pecking order within TDPRoM

    Glorious Supreme Leader:
    Monostradamus

    Peasants:
    Axe Murderer
    Tyson_Chandler
    Fabbs
    Jacob1983
    Lefty's understudy
    Blackswordsman
    ohmywrecker
    4>0 rings
    ElNono
    Viva Las Espuelas
    JoeChalupa
    BigZak
    triggeredexcellence
    Spursfan092120

    Serfs:
    rayjayjohnson
    DMC
    jjktkk
    I.Hustle

    Mopper:
    CubanSucks

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    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
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    In addition, if the exiled Lefty tries to extablish is own crew, his name is still the intellectual property of TDPRoM and therefore cannot be used in any crew name.

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Too late Mono.

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    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
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    The terms of my power within TLC are there for everyone to see. Lefty gave me absolute power. He had neither the power nor the authority to remove me as Prime Minister. His attempted coup failed, and now he and all other traitors will pay the penalty for their insubordination.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    It's good to know that even in a time of chaos, some people's jobs are safe.

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    Tankin'
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    Lefty wins imo

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    By a landslide

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    In addition, if the exiled Lefty tries to extablish is own crew, his name is still the intellectual property of TDPRoM and therefore cannot be used in any crew name.
    You had to start a new thread for this??? I'm trying to find out NBA news and you keep pooping all over the place.

    You stupid as butt . You don't deserve the Margaret Cho avatar. Or any other Chitnese.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    I'm not sure what to think of this cantthinkofanything character. He's like Fpoonsie, but without the charm.

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    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    I see no signature, tbh. You can't with the king.

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    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    Oh, and lol at Lefty beating you to the punch.

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    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
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    Oh, and lol at Lefty beating you to the punch.
    He didn't beat me to anything. He forced my hand. He had no authority to try and remove me from my position. He gave me absolute power, thereby renouncing all of his. Then he tries to remove me, which he can't do, and now I'm making him pay.

    Lefty's attempt to remove me from office is like Howard Schulz trying to get the Sonics back from Clay Bennett after he already sold the team. And now I'm taking the damn thing to OKC.

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    He didn't beat me to anything. He forced my hand. He had no authority to try and remove me from my position. He gave me absolute power, thereby renouncing all of his. Then he tries to remove me, which he can't do, and now I'm making him pay.

    Lefty's attempt to remove me from office is like Howard Schulz trying to get the Sonics back from Clay Bennett after he already sold the team. And now I'm taking the damn thing to OKC.
    I have the power
    Im still the King

    But hey, I sent you nice goodbye package, so stop ing

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    I'm not sure what to think of this cantthinkofanything character. He's like Fpoonsie, but without the charm.
    I'm the gerbil in your ass with the Freddy Kruger claws
    I'm a trigger happy ni##er that never takes a pause
    I'm a hot load that you just can't take
    I'm a bloody loose stool on your birthday cake
    I'm a twoouncekidneystone that you'll never pass
    I'm the corn in your poop from the cob in your ass
    I'm Gary ing Neal on the vomit train
    I'm MattBonner talent with Lloyd Daniels brains
    I'm a Jewish Nazi that's beyond belief
    I'm a wine connoisseur with rodent teeth
    I'm a circus ballerina. I'm a foppish dancer
    I'm a double amputee with testicular cancer
    I'm a dirty diaper and panty hose
    I'm a foot model with hammer toes
    I'm a green submarine with opposable thumbs
    I'm Alex Van Halen on electric drums
    I'm the black lover in a mixed up tryst
    I'm Kid Dynamite with lubricated fists

    some other stuff...blah blah...wicked rhymes go here
    and there they be tigers


    I saw Marley and Me - The Puppy Years tonight.
    It's nothing like the first one. But better than Thor.

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    Deandre Jordan Sucks m>s's Avatar
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    hey mono if i give you several pounds of pickles would you recruit me into your DPRM?

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    Deandre Jordan Sucks m>s's Avatar
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    The Democratic Picklebreaths' Republic of Monostradamos

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    lol clubbed

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