Do you still eat 'em with water?Geez, does there exist a more BORING breakfast than Rice Krispies??
Well actually it was sooo boring that I threw in a splash of milk with the water but it didn't help at all----and now I have tummy bubbles
And another thing.......we have had 2 power outtages so far this morning. I will not be tricked into resetting all the clocks in my house should it happen again.
My inner alcoholic is coming out early today; I suddenly have the urge to drink a boilermaker or three.
You asked me to do what?
Today is my baby's birthday.....and I got an ice cream cake from Baskin-Robbins
Dessert time just won't get here fast enough!!
man funds running low and three weeks to go.
looks like PB&J the rest of the way and watered down beer.
Kids are a huge pain in the butt - but once in a while the laughs are worth it. The oldest is drawing today; I walk into the kitchen and staring at me from the fridge is Luke Skywalker, lightsaber at the ready, saying, "Obi-Wan told me you killed my father." Junior high nerd humor at its best.
True story from the Crossbar hotel the other day...
Kid comes in and I was getting him to his housing and locking him up...and as we were getting his mattress...he says to me-visibly shaken..."I never been in here before..I...I..I don't know what to do..."
He was on the verge of tears...shaking...ready to break down....
So my evil mind started working overtime...I told him;
"Look...they say...I don't personally know...but many people who do...say that if you tense up...your Sphincter muscle will really tighten...and it will be more painful...so just relax and go with it...it isn't that bad...that's what they say!"
Well....to be perfectly honest...I was about to say that...but I felt that he was about to blow snot bubbles all over me....
So what I REALLY said was;
"Look...these guys don't know why you are here and they don't know if this is your first time or your tenth time...so tie your balls in a knot...act like you've been here before. They will try to find out...just act kinda like a prick...don't answer ...and they will think you don't wanna be ed with and leave you alone. You'll be alright."
He kinda relaxed and an hour or two later he was acting like it was no big deal.
I was tempted to treat myself to some comedy relief...but...
that's awesome.
Ugh. Totally don't feel like cooking tonight.......
Oh wow, I didn't know the Silver Stars were in the playoffs.
What are the Silver Stars?
chick basketball
Exterminators are definitely the creepiest guys on earth.
Well dear, they do kill things for a living.
On This Day!
1968 - "All Along the Watchtower" was released by Jimi Hendrix.
1972 - ABC-TV debuted "In Concert." Alice Cooper appeared in the first episode.
1974 - BTO released "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet."
1974 - Jeff "Skunk" Baxter joined the Doobie Brother
Heinz ketchup with new design break-thru ketchup packets..they worked on for 3 years? They are small box like so you can dip your fries on the go. Aren't these the ones that whataburger has had for years?
It is about time they ketchup.
^ LOL
But no, the new Heinz packets can also be used as squeeze dispensers. They are in every way superior to Whataburger's. Except for the ketchup.
I spent all morning at the DMV yesterday. It was a 25-minute wait in line outside the door just to get into the building to get a number. As I was standing in that line I suddenly thought, "Why are we doing this? Why do we allow so much of our time to be eaten up waiting around for some kind of government approval? We should all be ashamed of ourselves." Then I got to move forward three steps and immediately my disgruntled mind was quieted, as I was finally close enough to feel the air conditioning coming from the open door.
I am a sheeple.
i have noticed alot of DV plates and handicap tags in the city.
what gives?
this one lady was driving a silver toyota with DV plate and was driving like a bat out of .
Will we still be wearing flip flops in December?
Gas at $2.96. Yay?
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