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  1. 10-06-2011 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man
    especially on banging the white Ho's....I look up to Jeter and Kobe and Tiger like no others...Them s be some white gul slayers... real talk

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    Sorry, Kobe don't belong with those two. Not only is he the least accomplished of the three athletically, he also can't see them in the playa game. Tiger and Jeter pull legendary tail, whereas Kobe settles for cholas and trailer trash.
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  2. 10-06-2011 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightpulp
    Sorry, Kobe don't belong with those two. Not only is he the least accomplished of the three athletically, he also can't see them in the playa game. Tiger and Jeter pull legendary white tail, whereas Kobe settles for cholas and trailer trash.

    fify...btw Kobe been getting white pussy for a minute....it's called the pay-off...Jeter is single...Tiger got caught...Kobe got caught and then readjusted his game. Kobe was getting head from Italian white girls before Tiger could get a woody...
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  4. 10-06-2011 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Tiger is not on my level when it comes to hos. His wife was ho hum. Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes. That is tainted. That leaves Kobe the last man standing. Kobe got celebrity chick screaming from the rafters... " I want Kobe to me too." Can I get a youtube, Kool.
    Nicole Ritchie. Yuck.
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    and most of us real s have been where Kobe was that Colorado night...in a hick ass town nothing classy to ...it's either that or a jerk before work...he chose the trailer ass...and I can relate to that ...I ed a straight hood chic in Detroit once... was begging to feel my wanted a baby by Kool so I could support her...my dad taught me the game when I was like 2...lol

    usher said it best:

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Its not just Nicole, clown. I been at Laker games amd have seen how these honies try to get at Kobe.
    Fat chicks and methed out white girls don't quality as "honies." I know they do in both yours and Kobe's books, but not in mine.
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    Vanessa needs to cut back on the tacos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Its not just Nicole, clown. I been at Laker games amd have seen how these honies try to get at Kobe.
    yeah I'm jealous of that Kobe....them Ho's be offering up that ass by the ing ton...I gets it by the pound...so I can't complain...

    this married with kids...I bet her husband was mad at when he saw this ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Same thing happened to me when I was in Detroit to see the finals in 04. Hood rat cornered me and basically forced me to take the pussy.


    I know the feeling...I usually don't turn it down but some I have... I hurt this white Ho's feeling one night...I told her no thanks I get white pussy by the pound...she couldn't understand that ...
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  10. 10-07-2011 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    I agree. Kobe is waaaaay too east on her. He needs to apply the same tactics on her that he does with his teammates. Imagine seeing Jims ol lady in a bikini. He does a good job keeping her away from cameras.
    Wait? You're telling me you don't dig that body? The pic you sent me of that chick spreading her legs had thighs twice the size of Vanessa's. Not to mention a disgusting roast beef looking that looked as if had been slow-roasted over an open flame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    I agree. Kobe is waaaaay too east on her. He needs to apply the same tactics on her that he does with his teammates. Imagine seeing Jims ol lady in a bikini. He does a good job keeping her away from cameras.

    Kobe trying to avoid paying half...but he gonna pay..he ed up badly on the no pre-nup bull ...he ed that all up...that's my only complaint bout my ...he gonna pay like MJ's ass did...he should have been like Tyrese...that had his pre-nup on lock...

    http://www.therundown.tv/headlines/s...after-divorce/
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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightpulp
    Wait? You're telling me you don't dig that body? The pic you sent me of that chick spreading her legs had thighs twice the size of Vanessa's. Not to mention a disgusting roast beef looking that looked as if had been slow-roasted over an open flame.
    you a pathetic piece of ...you only want to chase s like me and Luva around continuously begging us to you in the ass...and we oblige...

    You never talk or mention pussy, ass, or s...you used to run every time we mentioned it...I guess someone convinced you not to disappear every time we talked about it...so you built up the courage to at least engage us when we talk about it...But you have to e a real life ...I really have no doubts about it..that's why you so mad...you want your man to you like Luva and I you
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  13. 10-07-2011 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Prime example. Im so keen on these women that she kept her legs wide open but as soon as she went to shake Kobes hand, she crossed them to keep the juices from running down her legs. I remeber macking to this so strong one night that a few days later she told me that she had to toss her panties in the trash due to how wet they got during dinner.
    She crossed her legs because she was in the presence of a negro male, who are known to rape without warning.
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  14. 10-07-2011 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man
    you a pathetic piece of ...you only want to chase s like me and Luva around continuously begging us to you in the ass...and we oblige...

    You never talk or mention pussy, ass, or s...you used to run every time we mentioned it...I guess someone convinced you not to disappear every time we talked about it...so you built up the courage to at least engage us when we talk about it...But you have to e a real life ...I really have no doubts about it..that's why you so mad...you want your man to you like Luva and I you
    Man law 568594888: Those who talk about it the most are the ones getting it the least.

    And who talks about pussy the most on here?

    You and Luva.

    In fact, you're the only ones who talk about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Lol.... She was a Rican with some bomb ass pussy. Listen, ill play the field, but my main lady has to be tight.
    Well, I guess roast beef can taste good when it's prepared and cooked correctly.

    How many bits of garlic did you have to pick from your teeth after you ate that out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightpulp
    Man law 568594888: Those who talk about it the most are the ones getting it the least.

    And who talks about pussy the most on here?

    You and Luva.

    In fact, you're the only ones who talk about it.



    try again...that lame ass excuse is tired...you been using it from day one when we first noticed how you would leave a post when we were being red blooded American males...even if someone else starts a thread in any forum having to do with pussy, ass, or s..you routinely exclude yourself from the convo...you a -in-the-booty ass simp...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Ive always disagreed with that rule. All pimps and playas do is talk about hos. Im guess im just on a whole different world than you. I love women, why not talk about it.

    he don't know how pussy feels...his momma prolly had a C-section...unlucky bas ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man
    try again...that lame ass excuse is tired...you been using it from day one when we first noticed how you would leave a post when we were being red blooded American males...even if someone else starts a thread in any forum having to do with pussy, ass, or s..you routinely exclude yourself from the convo...you a -in-the-booty ass simp...
    lol at not getting none so you have to pretend. You're the cat in highschool sittin' at the lunch table talking about all the pussy he's slaying as the rest of us roll our eyes at your bull .

    Here's an idea. Instead of talking about it on a sports message board, go out and get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightpulp
    lol at not getting none so you have to pretend. You're the cat in highschool sittin' at the lunch table talking about all the pussy he's slaying as the rest of us roll our eyes at your bull .

    Here's an idea. Instead of talking about it on a sports message board, go out and get it.
    it's taking a shower in my bathroom right now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Midget can sit up here and talk about men all day, but as soon as me and kool interject women in the subject, he gets all defensive.
    The you talking about? I commended Jeter and Tiger for the prime tail they're pulling as compared to Kobe's cholas and rednecks. You're the ones who lept to defend your hero (a dude) not me.

    I was talking about Jeter and Tiger's hoes and you guys brought Kobe into it. Yet I'm the one who's gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightpulp
    lol at not getting none so you have to pretend. You're the cat in highschool sittin' at the lunch table talking about all the pussy he's slaying as the rest of us roll our eyes at your bull .

    Here's an idea. Instead of talking about it on a sports message board, go out and get it.

    you go hard at trying to sound credible...but like Pac told Nas...you and I know what's going on...you a -in-da-booty ass simp...real talk
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    What do you mean when you say "rest of,us." Are you implying that you were ing in HS? Personally, I never ran with cats that werent playas like myself. And I never sat at no ing lunch tables listening to stories. I was in an empty class room getting pussy at lunch time.
    Lies. What you were doing in that empty classroom is hiding from your daily beating the popular students would give you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Commend??!?! Who the commends another man for getting laid. It aint like they won a Nobel Peace Prize. Its a ing free for all out there. Pussy is too easy to get to be commending some dude for hitting it.
    Your boyfriend Kool.

    "Kobe, Jeter, and Tiger are my heroes for all the white pussy they get."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    What do you mean when you say "rest of,us." Are you implying that you were ing in HS? Personally, I never ran with cats that werent playas like myself. And I never sat at no ing lunch tables listening to stories. I was in an empty class room getting pussy at lunch time.

    Man...I had s wanting to fight me over Ho's all the time...I just would ignore they ass...some were dope dealers and thought they were hard and or whatever...now I'm not saying I was the toughest in HS but I held my own...they knew they would have a fight on their hands so they backed off...When I was freshman I kicked a senior's ass and that set the tone for me throughout HS...but I was a pussy hound...and I had to deal with the hatas...over my fly dress or my BMW my pops bought me..some of them s couldnt stand me...
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  25. 10-07-2011 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakaluva
    Midget, leave this thread. Its obvious youre out of your element here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man
    especially on banging the white Ho's....I look up to Jeter and Kobe and Tiger like no others...Them s be some white gul slayers... real talk

    http://www.modernman.com/derek-jeter...t-girlfriends/
    I'm now starting to think Kool's legit and you're the only one spittin' the bull . Men "commend" each other all the time on they pussy they get, and that can sometimes lead into a compe ion among friends. It's part of the game, which Kool seems to understand.

    That said, I don't think anyone would be surprised that your nerdy, Naruto-obsessed ass was pussy starved.
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