...I will never start a thread without ellipses again!
...I thought sedated ducks could swim!
Miami Lakes Neighborhood Upset Over Botched Extermination Of Ducks
Reminded me of what could possibly be the funniest 16 seconds in television history:
...I will never start a thread without ellipses again!
Your link is incorrect, so here:
Miami Lakes Neighborhood Upset Over Botched Extermination Of Ducks
Don't they know, that's what "Duck season" is for?
God, guns... yoni is on a roll!![]()
At least ellipses are made with rational numbers, and not irrational ones.
I didn't have you has a poet...
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Life imitates art...
Nanny State: FAA Threatens Pilot in Annual Turkey Drop
Via AP:
Turns out turkeys don’t fly. The Baxter Bulletin reports that attendees at the Turkey Trot festival in Yellville were disappointed when no turkeys dropped from planes on Friday or Saturday. The turkey drop is a mainstay of the event in northern Arkansas, though organizers don’t sanction it. Supporters say the turkeys can fly just enough to descend safely, but animal-rights advocates call it cruel. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals posted a $5,000 bounty for information leading to an arrest. The Federal Aviation Administration said any pilots dropping turkeys could lose their licenses. . .
Wait a second: Turkeys can fly enough to land safely? Did WKRP lie to me? — Greg Pollowitz
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