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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    Freaking poll is broken (WTH Kori?), so just reply with what most closely resembles your situation, tbh...

    Are You Prepared For the Zombie Apocalypse?

    A) I have a partially written do ent (somewhere)

    B) Hard copies of my zombie attack plan are in the fire safe

    C) I already live in a fortified bunker with food and weapons

    D) I am completely unprepared for this fictional event

    E) I am a zombie, you insensitive clod!

    F) I want to eat Creepn

    G) I don't believe in zombies

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    I had like 3 failed poll attempts before I finally gave up. I don't even know why it's still there

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    had a few drunken conversations with friends about our plans in the event of the ZA but that's about it

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    I'll go to my parents. My dad has been waiting for the revolution for years...tons of dry and canned goods and tons of weapons. All that's missing is a Saiga shotgun and a few 20 round drums.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Me & DoK are going to hide together.

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    Banned
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    Bend over. I'll give ya some in' together.

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    One of the most best jag's Avatar
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    Me & DoK are going to hide together.
    Just tell him where to meet you. I'm sure he'll be there.

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.
    Don't forget armored personnel carriers, tanks, napalm, and nukes.

    I have yet to see a zombie movie yet adequately show what happens to any group of zombies when faced with an M1A1 MBT.

    Smart+fast, slow and shuflling, whatever, they would still be a squishy goo under the treads. As long as that squishy goo wasn't also contagious...

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    D) I am completely unprepared for this fictional event
    That would be my pick.

    Although, I do have a sketch plan drawn up that says "go for the nearest zone of low population density land, and stick that way until you get to Wyoming/Montana/Canada"

    If civilization really collapses, one has to realize that nature will only support a certain number of humans per square mile as hunters/gatherers/muscle farming. The faster you get to an area with a population density close to that rather low density number, the less likely you are to starve to death, in addition to a much lower density of zombie hordes.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    I had like 3 failed poll attempts before I finally gave up. I don't even know why it's still there
    maybe it's time to talk to your doctor and see if Viagra is right fo you

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    Where's the option for "halfway prepared"? We have the weapons but not the food and only one of the kids knows how to shoot

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Just tell him where to meet you. I'm sure he'll be there.
    True. DoK is punctional.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    True. DoK is punctional.
    Pull up yer skirt. Aye'll show ya punctional.

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    Veteran pawe's Avatar
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    D) I am completely unprepared for this fictional event

    But if it happens. This is what I have on stock right now ready to be used.



    8000 rounds of .22lr
    6000 rounds of 9mm
    3000 rounds of .45acp
    1000 rounds of .223
    200 rounds 20ga

    1 kabar heavy bowie knife
    1 zero tolerance combat knife
    1 fenix tk45 765 lumens flashlight
    1 casio g shock atomic tough solar watch
    1 anium watch
    1 binoculars
    1 box waterproof matches
    1 voodoo tactical bag
    1 trauma kit

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Another quality post from thispedo/lilho'mo

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    Veteran hater's Avatar
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    I have a few knifes thats about it.

    but my place is in a great position a 2nd story apt with views all around. I would just need to barricade my door and heat up a few dozen gallons of oil.

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    Veteran pawe's Avatar
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    I'm military, so I think I'm rather prepared. We will have the guns, MREs, etc etc.
    Can you buy MREs online and how long is the shelf life?

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Can you buy MREs online and how long is the shelf life?
    http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-...GI-Meal/Detail

    These look like the exact ones I've used in the military. But usually, it's tough to buy the military MRE's unless you know someone who lives on-base and can get them for you. That said, there's a lot of different civilian MREs on the market. Haven't tried those.

    Or you could just try ebay...

    http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from...All-Categories

    Per the first link on shelf life:

    With a minimum shelf life of 3 years, and up to 130 months (10 + years, according to the manufactures specifications) if stored at 60 degrees F or lower, these meals are ideal for camping, disaster preparedness or as a safety/survival measure for the entire family!!

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Can you buy MREs online and how long is the shelf life?
    those sound like questions Google could answer

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    those sound like questions Google could answer
    Wasn't trying to be an ass.

    I haven't been to a gun show in years. But there were ususally some sold there.

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    Veteran pawe's Avatar
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    We have a military guy here and its much better to get insider info from actual people who use the product.

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    ...if stored at 60 degrees F or lower
    I never knew that. So basically, they should be refrigerated. Kind of lessens their worth...

    8000 rounds of .22lr
    zombies might laugh at that...

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    I never knew that. So basically, they should be refrigerated. Kind of lessens their worth...


    zombies might laugh at that...
    Stored in an underground bunker/room of some sort would do it. No need for direct refridgeration.

    Ground temperatures stabilize at about 60 degrees Fahrenheit just about 12 feet down, in most places.


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