The completely random thought thread

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Almost burn their house down

[mrsmaalox]

my house almost burned down yesterday!

Not nearly as bad as my day----my lunch date cancelled and I almost starved to death!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mine wasn't too great either.

[marini martini]

Not nearly as bad as my day----my lunch date cancelled and I almost starved to death!

Mine wasn't too great either.

Thanks for your compassion!

[Frenzy]

So Gadhafi is dead huh..

[CommanderMcBragg]

I was awoken by the feel of someone walking on my bed but then realized later it was the quake.

[Frenzy]

Quake in Texas....yeah who would have thought.

[bus driver]

thought today was friday

[=RTM=]

John Travolta tried to make a reservation at KFC?

[Larry Dallas]

Today is World Pasta Day. I'm getting my noodle wet today.

[silverblk mystix]

I can't believe a guy named...

POO-HOLE

raped the Texas Rangers in the World Series....

[bus driver]

i hate it when i get calls with area codes other than 210. i dont even answer the 830 area codes either.......come to think of it, i dont ever answer my work phone. i wonder if i can disconnect it.

[JudynTX]

Co-workers want to put up the Christmas tree in our building tomorrow. GTFO I'm not helping.

[bus driver]

Co-workers want to put up the Christmas tree in our building tomorrow. GTFO I'm not helping.

dont like christmas?

[DMX7]

He must hate America.

Love,
Fox News

[rolled up $20]

I had a couple of boiled eggs for breakfast today and now I'm releasing the effects.

[JudynTX]

dont like christmas?

I love Christmas, just not right now.

[bus driver]

we have a thanksgiving pot luck this friday and i opted to donate cash......should i have brought a dish instead.

[JudynTX]

we have a thanksgiving pot luck this friday and i opted to donate cash......should i have brought a dish instead.

Yes, you should have taken Hot Pockets.

[bus driver]

Yes, you should have taken Hot Pockets.

hot pockets!! i would have to buy 20 boxes they way these cows eat. i was thinking more like a gallon of green beans or something.

[bag of spinach]

Take a big salad.

[Spurtacus]

I hate getting up early on my days off.

[bus driver]

thinking about buying a vacuum from overstock.com

[desflood]

I hate these big holidays that force 10 or more family members to spend the day together without being allowed to show their hatred for each other. They should just call them all "Torture Day".

[Agloco]

Cutting today short. Gonna go home and start prepping Turkey-Day sides!!!