MLB told the Rangers Dirk can't throw out a first pitch.

[adrienne]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[lefty]

Blame that high arching shot that destroyed the Lakers

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and they claim it has absolutely nothing to do with the NBA lockout

bull

[mavsfan1000]

Whoever decided must've been a Heat fan. lol

[TimmehC]

Stern, calling in favors.

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Maybe they see as I do and just dont recognize the mavs as champions. Im sure cuban will and moan about this.

champs mother er

nothing you say, think, or do will change that.

lakers

[Dex]

champs mother er

nothing you say, think, or do will change that.

lakers

Don't sweat it. luva doesn't recognize himself as a jackass either, but that doesn't make it not true.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

What reason did they give for it?

I obv am not a Mavs fan but I have met Nowtizki and he is good people.

[DMC]

What reason did they give for it?

I obv am not a Mavs fan but I have met Nowtizki and he is good people.

MLB wanted Tim Duncan, the best of the best, but all they were offered was Dirk because Tim wasn't interested. They mulled it over and declined, though he did beat out Oksana Baiul for consideration.

[Giuseppe]

Dirk is a turd, and Baseball is not, I repeat, not going to let a ing gay ass German throw out the first pitch of the world series. Id be shocked if they get a chance to visit the white house and have tea with big ears.

in' Luva.

[DMC]

^ everytime one of the purple/piss crew shows their ass, another one comes right along and jerks off on it. It happens in every thread.

[Giuseppe]

^ everytime one of the purple/piss crew shows their ass, another one comes right along and jerks off on it. It happens in every thread.

Please. You & your people do the same damn thing. Somebody peeks under my kimono and gooses me....15 seconds later another Spurs guy comes in a just laughs his ass off.

[Monostradamus]

Mavs, in the Champs Club, ordering martinis, dancing with es, and WE AIN'T IN LEAVING EVER!

[DMC]

Please. You & your people do the same damn thing. Somebody peeks under my kimono and gooses me....15 seconds later another Spurs guy comes in a just laughs his ass off.

Don't try to pawn that off on anyone else. Own it yourself.

You, Koolaid Man and Naurto (regardless of who's troll it is) and now the show up at every opportunity to on the back of your "krew" (and don't pretend you aren't part of it).

[DPG21920]

Please. You & your people do the same damn thing. Somebody peeks under my kimono and gooses me....15 seconds later another Spurs guy comes in a just laughs his ass off.

Doesn't keep you from erasing your posts however.

[DMC]

Mavs, in the Champs Club, ordering martinis, dancing with es, and WE AIN'T IN LEAVING EVER!

The club was locked out before the damn confetti hit the floor.

[Koolaid_Man]

Dirk is a turd, and Baseball is not, I repeat, not going to let a ing gay ass German throw out the first pitch of the world series. Id be shocked if they get a chance to visit the white house and have tea with big ears.

I cosign this ...he just won a le and no one cares..
NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

[Monostradamus]

I cosign this ...he just won a le and no one cares..
NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

[JayTheClown]

Dirk is a turd, and Baseball is not, I repeat, not going to let a ing gay ass German throw out the first pitch of the world series. Id be shocked if they get a chance to visit the white house and have tea with big ears.

I believe the Dodgers let a rapist throw out the first pitch



Why not a German?

[Axe Murderer]

crofl

http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/10...rst-pitch.html

[Koolaid_Man]

Its the ultimate insult. You win a le, and the baseball team from your state is in the world series, and they invite Dirk to throw out the ball and give the team an inspirational speech, and the league steps in and says, that lockout champion got. We'll pass.

I'm aye OK with this all day ere day...

[Axe Murderer]

There should be an open spot, am I correct. I mean, being up there for a month made realize that I'm more like you guys than I realized. I fit all of the necessary criteria needed to fill the role of a strong 4 star general. Accordingot your very own Krew guidelines, I fit the bill.



1. You must know about basketball. Check



2. You must lol/LMAO people who don't know about basketball. Check



3. You may not be a non-conformist. Check



4. No gots. Double Check



5. Attack the easily butthurt. Check, just see Spurfan for reference



6. YoU mAy NoT tYpE lIkE tHiS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Check



7. You must be strong. Check



8. Never use a load of emoticons, unless used for trolling purposes.



9. Calf Tats = YOU
Well, there's not much meat left on the bone of this guy, but..... Check

[DMC]

Just as Tim was denied an entry into the AS game, yet given a backstage pass by the commissioner, Dirk has been given a reprieve by MLB's Selig.

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MLB just backed off, and will allow Dirk to throw the first pitch.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...rn=mlb-wp24696

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Dirk Nowitzki - a true mother er.