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  1. #176
    Believe. KobeOwnsDuncan's Avatar
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    DMC is now branded Uncle Rukus and now I've branded you as well Leetonidas...you're new name is Ephialtes...don't worry I am kind. I only ask that you kneel and embrace me as your King and your God...

    and don't worry I got you on the uniform.


  2. #177
    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    lol, where do you go to hoop out here?

  3. #178
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I don't play anymore. Too old. I used to be pretty good, but now if I tried to play something would snap!

  4. #179
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I don't play anymore. Too old. I used to be pretty good, but now if I tried to play something would snap!

    can't be no worse that Greg Oden imo....

  5. #180
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    can't be no worse that Greg Oden imo....
    You're 15

  6. #181
    Tuff Juice TheRealCB's Avatar
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    I am almost 6'5 with shoes on,and a slightly larger wingspan at 6'7.I like to think myself as a homeless man's Shane Battier/Shawn Marion.I am always the best defender on the court,can guard from 1-4,and my only offensive skills are the open spot-up 3 and some post moves,nothing fancy.I also got a pretty good court vision,but since my handling sucks,I rarely get to show it.

    I am very very unathletic(I can barely dunk ) so I rely on fundamentals and high BBIQ.I also tend to get very frustrated if I miss 3 or 4 consecutive 3's (rare) and start deffering way too much..

  7. #182
    Mike Davis = BOSS DirkDoesWork's Avatar
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    How do I play pick-up ball?

    I rely on my heart, determination and sub-par athleticism. I'm what you call an energy player. I have a high basketball I.Q., and I'm gutty.

    In other words, I'm white.

    Oh, and I'm that guy.

  8. #183
    TD since 97 ezau's Avatar
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    I'm a combo-guard ala JJ Re . My three-point shot is inconsistent, but watch out for my mid-range game. I also use a lot of Euro-step and I love setting people up for open shots and easy layups.

  9. #184
    Veteran hater's Avatar
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    my shot sucks . I was just not born to shoot it. So I am Bruce Bowen mixed in with Dennis Rodman out there.

  10. #185
    #1 N.O. Hornets Fan NBA Champs's Avatar
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    How do I play pick-up ball?

    I rely on my heart, determination and sub-par athleticism. I'm what you call an energy player. I have a high basketball I.Q., and I'm gutty.

    In other words, I'm white.

    Oh, and I'm that guy.
    LMMFAO. "YOU" win.

  11. #186
    ......................... mystargtr34's Avatar
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    sum s in dis thread make dem sleves sound like jordan tho.!

    plz, there be reason why yu on here an not in da nba!!!
    tbqh its because most of us white folk have evolved fully from apes/slaves and dont have 7'2 wingspans with 38 inch verticals

  12. #187
    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    I tried this move today. Haha man it feels weird completing the move entirely.

    Takes a lot of work to do it tbh.


  13. #188
    Dryer than Kunta's ankles Ashy Larry's Avatar
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    I would love to play the youngsters because they're just so naive. The come on the court with brand new NIKEs or Jordan and dribble the ball AND1 style for 40 seconds. Then when it's time to shoot, they throw up a brick and then look at their hands or blow in them as if it's 30 degrees in L.A.

    I'll just break out the jeans shorts, plain white T-shirt (Billy Ho style from White Men Can't Jump) and just constantly kill them with the fundamentals. By time they're down 11-3 (going to 15), they're yelling at each other and and it's a wrap after that.

  14. #189
    Believe.
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  15. #190
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    I tried this move today. Haha man it feels weird completing the move entirely.

    Takes a lot of work to do it tbh.

    a crossover?

  16. #191
    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    lol classic Spurfan thinking a move countless players use is a move Manu created

  17. #192
    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    I'm a Battier Tayshaun Prince type

  18. #193
    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    I'm a Battier Tayshaun Prince type
    I think maybe you mean Brian Cardinal

  19. #194
    #FreeDerp Monostradamus's Avatar
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    tbh Findog really can D people up. Deceptively quick, active hands, and physical. I don't recall anything like this when we played, but I'd be willing to bet that when Findog plays, the guy he's guarding usually will get butthurt over how he's defending him.

  20. #195
    Believe. 4>0 Rings' Treadmill's Avatar
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    I don't recall anything like this when we played, but I'd be willing to bet that when Findog plays, the guy he's guarding usually will get butthurt over how he's defending him.
    tbh that actually did happen imho

  21. #196
    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    a pesky defender, just like his nba counterpart brian cardinal tbh

  22. #197
    TD since 97 ezau's Avatar
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    I would love to play the youngsters because they're just so naive. The come on the court with brand new NIKEs or Jordan and dribble the ball AND1 style for 40 seconds. Then when it's time to shoot, they throw up a brick and then look at their hands or blow in them as if it's 30 degrees in L.A.

    I'll just break out the jeans shorts, plain white T-shirt (Billy Ho style from White Men Can't Jump) and just constantly kill them with the fundamentals. By time they're down 11-3 (going to 15), they're yelling at each other and and it's a wrap after that.
    I know what you're saying man haha

  23. #198
    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    I would love to play the youngsters because they're just so naive. The come on the court with brand new NIKEs or Jordan and dribble the ball AND1 style for 40 seconds. Then when it's time to shoot, they throw up a brick and then look at their hands or blow in them as if it's 30 degrees in L.A.

    I'll just break out the jeans shorts, plain white T-shirt (Billy Ho style from White Men Can't Jump) and just constantly kill them with the fundamentals. By time they're down 11-3 (going to 15), they're yelling at each other and and it's a wrap after that.
    us young dallas playas don't suck we'll bust your old ass

  24. #199
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    I'll go 0/10 and hit the game winning shot

    I'm a clutch mofo

  25. #200
    Believe. 4>0 Rings' Treadmill's Avatar
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    tbh lefty are you a lefty?

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