Is God American?

[ElNono]

Well, what do you think?

[baseline bum]

Where is the " Yeah" option?

[ElNono]

I would pay to have this question asked to the current GOP candidates, tbh

[LnGrrrR]

I'm a god warrrrriiiiooorrrr

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Yes. God is a phobic neo-conservative American who hates pregnant victims of rape just as much as he hates gays. If you don't hate gays and victims of rape as much as god does, and if you ever vote for a devil worshiping liberal, you go straight to once you die!

[baseline bum]

I think Jesus was a sand-nggr, but Supply-Side Jesus was definitely a Real American.

[LnGrrrR]

I think the more pertinent question is, Is God a Republican?

Yes. Yes he is.

[AFBlue]

Where is the " Yeah" option?

Seconded...with caps and exclamation points.

[ElNono]

I think the more pertinent question is, Is God a Republican?

Yes. Yes he is.

Not a registered Republican though. Plus there's no conclusive evidence that he put more liberals than conservatives through his 'tests of character'.

But since everything everybody does is a predetermined path divined by him, I guess we can 'thank' him for the TARP, Barrycare, etc...

[Cry Havoc]

Yes, and he favors trickle-down forgiveness.

[DarrinS]

I asked this in RandomGuy's "Why are Christians re ed?" thread:

Do religious people on the left hate themselves?

[MannyIsGod]

Who knows.

Do stupid people with degrees hate themselves?

[DarrinS]

Who knows.

Do stupid people with degrees hate themselves?

You tell me.

[Drachen]

I asked this in RandomGuy's "Why are Christians re ed?" thread:

Do religious people on the left hate themselves?

You mean the ones who fight for the poor? Probably not.

[Blake]

when Rick Perry dies, I wonder if he will want Heaven to secede from the Union.

[coyotes_geek]

when Rick Perry dies, I wonder if he will want Heaven to secede from the Union.

I'm sure he will, given that Texas = Heaven. Of course the downside to that is that Rick Perry will be our governor for eternity..............

[MannyIsGod]

You tell me.

I think god loves his/her stupid children most of all. You're in good hands, Darrin!

[DarrinS]

I think god loves his/her stupid children most of all. You're in good hands, Darrin!

You should be a comedian.

Do you think people that believe in God are stupid?

[Blake]

I'm sure he will, given that Texas = Heaven. Of course the downside to that is that Rick Perry will be our governor for eternity..............

without divine funding, toll booths will be necessary to maintain those streets of gold.

[Blake]

Do you think people that believe in God are stupid?

Even smart people can have one or two stupid, illogical beliefs.

They start to get into completely stupid territory when they let a preacher do the moral thinking for them.

[ElNono]

I'm sure he will, given that Texas = Heaven.

I assume you're being sarcastic (can't take it for granted anymore, tbh), but I wouldn't doubt for a second some people actually believe that to be true.

[Blake]

I assume you're being sarcastic (can't take it for granted anymore, tbh), but I wouldn't doubt for a second some people actually believe that to be true.

I don't doubt for a second either that some Texans believe in their bumper stickers.

[Spurminator]

I asked this in RandomGuy's "Why are Christians re ed?" thread:

Do religious people on the left hate themselves?

Invalid question. Not every religious person on the right hates liberals, so it can't be assumed that liberal Christians hate themselves.

[DMX7]

Well... we all know he speaks English so that narrows it down a bit.

[clambake]

back to the original question. so god is only how old?