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    NOVEMBER 11, 2011

    Revelations From Shaq’s New Book

    Shaquille O'Neal's frank and unflinching autobiography Shaq Uncut: My Story hits store shelves this week. Though Shaq's candid thoughts are too numerous to list here, readers will find these the most notable:

    Grew 7 feet of his 7-foot-1-inch frame during his junior year of high school
    Showed local news reporters how large his shoes were more than 15,000 times during his first year in the NBA
    Took a year off from basketball and lived as a genie to prepare for his role in Kazaam
    Spent first three years writing book from Luke Walton's point of view before deciding to make just one chapter that way
    Has released four rap albums, plus more than 40 country albums under the name Logan Quantrill
    Though Shaq was sworn in as a cop in Miami, his original goal was to be a horse-cop
    Revealed that, in 2009, he actually played for the Cavaliers
    Seriously considered retiring in 2010 before realizing he could stand to lose a few more dignities
    Had a fierce rivalry with Andre Agassi, although there was no practical way to express or demonstrate this



    http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/ar...ew-book,26627/

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    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    I always thought Shaq's book would have been a bunch of crayon drawings and a free DVD of Kazaam.

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    I always thought Shaq's book would have been a bunch of crayon drawings and a free DVD of Kazaam.
    And pics of his 3peat Finals MVP

    Laker fan hate for ex-Lakers rivals anything Cleveland can muster for Lebron.

    Spur fans follow the careers of ex-Spurs players and wish them well, but Laker fan hates anyone who left LA. even Magic is trashed and he didn't leave.

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    ...but, in the bitter end Daddy will eat Kobe's ass for eternity.

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    ...but, in the bitter end Daddy will eat Kobe's ass for eternity.
    I agree,

    It will always eat Kobe's ass that Daddy didn't rat, didn't rape and could win without him.

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    I agree,

    It will always eat Kobe's ass that Daddy didn't rat, didn't rape and could win without him.
    Kobe: 5

    Daddy: 4

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    You got nothing. Get those jacks and timbers ready.

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    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    And pics of his 3peat Finals MVP

    Laker fan hate for ex-Lakers rivals anything Cleveland can muster for Lebron.

    Spur fans follow the careers of ex-Spurs players and wish them well, but Laker fan hates anyone who left LA. even Magic is trashed and he didn't leave.
    Not really sure what that has to do with what I said. Just taking a knock at Shaq, ex-laker or not.

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    Not really sure what that has to do with what I said. Just taking a knock at Shaq, ex-laker or not.
    Don't see many Laker fans take a knock at Kobe or any other current Lakers.

    The ex-Lakers get on all the time around here by Laker fans, but then it's coincidental.

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    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    Don't see many Laker fans take a knock at Kobe or any other current Lakers.

    The ex-Lakers get on all the time around here by Laker fans, but then it's coincidental.
    You kidding? Pau is getting knocked a lot for being a pussy.

    I've knocked on Kobe before, no big deal; he's not part of this thread, though.

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    ^Once again:::as much as I detest Pass, I have to agree with him 110% on the above materiel.

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    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    He's still a pussy.
    Only hardcore NBA fans watch cartoons, eh Larry?

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    You kidding? Pau is getting knocked a lot for being a pussy.

    I've knocked on Kobe before, no big deal; he's not part of this thread, though.
    Don't see any threads started by Laker fan asking who's the biggest failure, Pau or Garnett.

    lol denial.

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    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    Don't see any threads started by Laker fan asking who's the biggest failure, Pau or Garnett.

    lol denial.
    Why start one if Spur fan beat us to the punch?

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    And pics of his 3peat Finals MVP

    Laker fan hate for ex-Lakers rivals anything Cleveland can muster for Lebron.

    Spur fans follow the careers of ex-Spurs players and wish them well, but Laker fan hates anyone who left LA. even Magic is trashed and he didn't leave.
    I dont hate shaq I just wished he would of given us more. sure he won 3 rings ...but he left at least 2 more and plenty of regular season wins on the table ...

    As for why SOME (many are still Shaq apologists) Laker fans hate shaq ...

    1. He refused to play defense if he did not get enough touches ... "if the big dog doesnt get fed he doesnt guard the house" The Big aristotle
    2. His lazy pick n roll defense
    3. His petty fight with Kobe
    4. his feud with Dr. buss
    5. His refusal to have off-season surgery "i get hurt on company time, I will get rehab on company time" - The MDE

    I did NOT LIKe any of the above ...but i dont hate him for it. I just despise how he coasted after he rang and won MVP Finals MVP in 2000. and he knows it to ...o hope that is in the book as well.
    Last edited by Killakobe81; 11-13-2011 at 01:04 PM.

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    ^ Be happy he carried your overrated "made in espn" player to three les. Ya'll needed officiating help just to do that.

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    I dont hate shaq I just wished he would of given us more. sure he won 3 rings ...but he left at least 2 more and plenty of regular season wins on the table ...

    As for why SOME (many are still Shaq apologists) Laker fans hate shaq ...

    1. He refused to play defense if he did not get enough touches ... "if the big dog doesnt get fed he doesnt guard the house" The Big aristotle
    2. His lazy pick n roll defense
    3. His petty fight with shaq
    4. his feud with Dr. buss
    5. His refusal to have off-season surgery "i get hurt on company time, I will get rehab on company time" - The MDE

    I did NOT LIKe any of the above ...but i dont hate him for it. I just despise how he coasted after he rang and won MVP Finals MVP in 2000. and he knows it to ...o hope that is in the book as well.
    Shaq had a petty fight with himself?

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    So Lakers fans hate Shaq for the petty fight he had with Kobe when Kobe was the one who antagonized everything and snitched on Shaq?

    Classic n!gger/ Laker logic.

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    So Lakers fans hate Shaq for the petty fight he had with Kobe when Kobe was the one who antagonized everything and snitched on Shaq?

    Classic n!gger/ Laker logic.
    Frankly, I hated Daddy worse afore Kobe retired him at 5-4.

    tee, hee.

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    Ya'll needed officiating help just to do that.
    Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

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    Who do you blame for losing the Vietnam war?

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    I'm going to buy this

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    "Who do you blame for losing the Vietnam war?"

    ^Once you've apologized to me we can have a civil discourse. Until then we're strictly angry lovers, satisfying each other's physical needs & hamburger longings.

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    I'll apologize after you apologize for showing up late and being on n!gger time

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    I'm going to buy this
    He's called Riley everything but a white man in the latest installment, but, that ain't for this Forum's purposes.

    tee, hee.

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