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    :lol Gio IronMaxipad's Avatar
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    American lawmakers have ruled that the amount of tomato paste in pizza sauce means that pizzas can be counted as a vegetable.

    The bizarre move, which was decided in a vote on the annual spending bill for the Department of Agriculture, happened for purely political reasons.

    The crucial bill had oversight over subsidised school meals, and the department was seeking to restrict pizza, chips and starchy vegetables from the menu for school children in a bid to combat child obesity.

    MSNBC reports that politicians had been lobbied heavily by the frozen food industry who didn’t want to see a major revenue stream cut off given how often pizza is found on the menus of school canteens in the US.

    School meals subsidised by the government are mandated to include a certain amount of vegetables and the Department of Agriculture’s plan would have pushed pizza-makers at least partly out of the school lunch business.

    The salt industry, potato growers, and some conservative politicians who said that the federal government shouldn’t be involved in telling children what to eat, also lobbied against the change.

    After some debate, Congress voted that anything containing two tablespoons of tomato sauce can be labelled a vegetable, putting pizza into the vegetable category.
    http://www.thejournal.ie/us-congress...82033-Nov2011/

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    Monuments DisAsTerBot's Avatar
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    Wtf, tomato is a fruit

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    Psst...don't tell the kids that or they won't eat it.

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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    the same congress that thinks Obama is a Muslim from Kenya?

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    San Antonio just became a city who loves to eat a lot of vegetables. Go us!

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    5 pizzas a day


    yeah !!!!!

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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    I just had a salad with chesse and peperoni. delicious

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    So our Congress won't look each other in the eye long enough to try to fix our outrageous debt crisis....but they have time to pass bills ruling that french fries should be served in schools and that pizza sauce is considered a vegetable?

    God bless America....because we're gonna need it.

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    I drink ketchup. It's part of my cross-fit diet regimen.

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    The good news about this? Pizza-flavored V8.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    I'm outraged that pork hasn't yet been added to the vegetables list.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    I'm outraged that pork hasn't yet been added to the vegetables list.
    Just put two tablespoons of tomato paste on it.

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    The good news about this? Pizza-flavored V8.
    Fusion is actually pretty good.

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    Wtf, tomato is a fruit
    Shhhhhh!

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    Wait one f'n minute.

    What about bread? Bousn't it count as a portion of bread as well?

    I also want to know if my beer counts as bread. This is so important (not).

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    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    Fusion is actually pretty good.
    Yes, I love V-8 Fusion.

    I drink at least 5 bottles a week.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Yes, I love V-8 Fusion.

    I drink at least 5 bottles a week.
    Throw that in a blender with some ice and fruit. Tastiest way to get your vegetables ever.

    Well...before pizza, that is.

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    i bought one of those juicers a couple of years ago. The kind where you didn't have to peel anything. You could throw almost any vegetable in there and make the juice taste pretty good by offsettting it with some kind of citrus fruit.

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    Congress is attempting to torpedo Herman Cain. He's no longer a savvy businessman, outsider candidate. He's a damn tree hugging, veggie peddling hippie.

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    I prefer to eat a whole fruit or have a real juice from a Juicer (with all the pulp) instead of drinking commercial fruit juice


    Juices still have a lot of simple sugar, even the no added sugar ones

    The fiber in whole fruits slows down the absorption of sugar

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    htf is pizza a vege, when the dough is made out of flour?

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    Pizza can't be a vegetable, it has seeds

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    Pizza can't be a vegetable, it has seeds
    Don't you think there are better issues to take up with congress?

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    The United States Department of Agriculture has been attempting to change the requirements for school lunches for the last couple of years. If Congressional votes take effect, then these modifications will not happen. School lunches are currently governed by the United States Department of Agriculture. However, rules permit French fries and pizza to be counted as veggies. Congress tries to block school lunch reform. Though the regulations would only technically affect free and reduced price lunches, which are government-subsidized, they effectively impact all school lunches.

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