Foreign Object Extractions

[Agloco]

They aren't pretty. I've seen all manner of objects in places they shouldn't be. An ipod stuck in someones rectal vault? No that's not sweet music to my ears....

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#...that-where.cnn

[LnGrrrR]

*insert joke about obserting/extracting object into/out of Ag's sig*

[Wild Cobra]

You know Agloco, I would have never clicked on this thread by le if it originated by some of the degenerates here. I figured, it was something else, coming from you. I am disappointed.

[DMC]

Admin of a local hospital told me they had a female transient come in complaining of coochie flowers. They found a potato in her vagina, growing.

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Admin of a local hospital told me they had a female transient come in complaining of coochie flowers. They found a potato in her vagina, growing.

the first time I have ever actually laughed at a DMC post, even though its almost certainly bull .

[FrankCostanza]

It was million to one shot doc.....a million to one.

[baseline bum]

Worst case I have heard from a nurse is one where someone got a pipe cleaner stuck in the hole.

[mavs>spurs]

You know Agloco, I would have never clicked on this thread by le if it originated by some of the degenerates here. I figured, it was something else, coming from you. I am disappointed.

try to sound a little less asshurt

[Axe Murderer]

the first time I have ever actually laughed at a DMC post, even though its almost certainly bull .

tbh still never laughed at one

[Leetonidas]

My mom is a nurse and she told me the other day some dude was in the ER because he had an iron/steel ring so tight on the base of his somehow, it cut the circulation off and they couldn't get it off for a few hours. Not an extraction but what is wrong with some people

[Drachen]

You know Agloco, I would have never clicked on this thread by le if it originated by some of the degenerates here. I figured, it was something else, coming from you. I am disappointed.

for shame, Agloco. For shame...

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try extracting that from your ass

[Axe Murderer]

wtf did you post?

lol taking my computer an hour to upload it

[DMC]

the first time I have ever actually laughed at a DMC post, even though its almost certainly bull .

100% true (that it was told to me, not that the story itself is true, but he was a hospital admin).

I used to hear all kinds of weird from these guys that worked the morgue.

[DMC]

My mom is a nurse and she told me the other day some dude was in the ER because he had an iron/steel ring so tight on the base of his somehow, it cut the circulation off and they couldn't get it off for a few hours. Not an extraction but what is wrong with some people

Better than not being able to keep it on I suppose.