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lol bus system
you're poor
Its a disgrace they make us do this .
I cant use college as an excuse anymore.
The U.S. government can go to for not banning this .
The State of Texas can go to for making me do this .
Fort Worth can go to for a confusing ass bus system.
Everyone involved in this process can go to .
lol bus system
you're poor
Nope, they make us park at a parking lot 2 miles away from the Criminal Center. Its bull .
"the Criminal Center" LMAO. What the .
or justice center or whatever the
. you were right. or close anyway. Tim Curry Criminal Justice Center. never heard of that.
You dont have to ride the bus. There are parking lots around there. They cost like $15-$20 tho.
can't you just like answer the questions they ask you in a way where the defense will want you to be removed because you might be biased or something?
^ He's an honest clown
Here is what to expect.
You'll be put in a room with like 100-300 people.
First, they'll ask for a show of hands from people who can't do jury duty for some reasonable obligation (out of town, appointments, taking care of children, etc...). If too many people try to opt out, they will pull these people aside and actually start asking why, so if you try to opt out this way, you better have a good excuse.
Once they clear those people out, they will start going down the list of names of people left over. Probably only about 50% of those people will actually get called. The rest are free to go. You get your crappy pay (like 5 dollars), and leave.
If your name is called, you will be assigned to a panel for a case. You'll probably have to report back to the court at a later time, at which point they will start asking the jury panel questions to see who is a suitable juror. Here is where it is up to you as to how reasonable/honest you want to be with your answers. If you are straight up biased / prejudiced / outrageous, then you probably won't be kept on the panel.
When I went to JD, I was selected for a panel (probably one of like the last 10 names called), but our case got dismissed about 10 minutes before they called us into the court to start hearing details and begin the panel selection process. And that was that. A day out of a work and a measly 5 bucks that barely covered the gas I spent to get across town. God bless America.
also, wear an Ol Dirty Bas t-shirt and always begin your answers with "well, I'm not sure but on Spurstalk, I heard..."
poop your pants as much as you can
if they paid more than i would re-think about doing jury duty and take it more seriously.
at 6 bucks a day; everyone is guilty so i can go home.
This. And each time you poop, turn to the prospective juror next to you and say in a British accent, "I think the gov'ner has arrived."
Just say you want to be a juror, that you can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them.
When they are going through the juror questioning, exclaim "GUILTY!" every time they call out a black jurors name.
You have been invited to join the Justice Squadron. 8 AM Monday at the Municipal Fortress of Vengeance!
This your first time in court where you're not the defendant?Its a disgrace they make us do this .
I cant use college as an excuse anymore.
The U.S. government can go to for not banning this .
The State of Texas can go to for making me do this .
Fort Worth can go to for a confusing ass bus system.
Everyone involved in this process can go to .
Yes and no. The government pays you crappy, but if you work a full time job, you get paid for a full 8 hours of work in addition to your $6 (last time I went). So it may be boring as , but at least you get paid to sit on your ass and be bored.
So don't give them their conviction. If I ever get selected for any case involving drugs, the state's not getting a conviction.
Tell them you hate blacks
bring the internet or you will be bored
And watch youporn with the sound up.
True story.
Suck it up buttercup. You want a democracy and a bill of rights, this is the price.Its a disgrace they make us do this .
I cant use college as an excuse anymore.
The U.S. government can go to for not banning this .
The State of Texas can go to for making me do this .
Fort Worth can go to for a confusing ass bus system.
Everyone involved in this process can go to .
If you don't like it, GTFO.
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