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You should have just asked for an oral examination since you talk out of your ass most of the time.
Holy ! That SOB is NOT fun! I knew the basics and that a rubber glove and a finger were involved...but Daaaaaaaaaamn! The doc was a friend of mine and maybe he was making absolutely sure he didn't miss anything but...Daaaaaamn! That HURTS...Lets just say he had my complete and total undivided attention for WAY too long... doing this every year...
You should have just asked for an oral examination since you talk out of your ass most of the time.
Maybe you should get a second opinion?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qOaZ4CQqKI
Did you see Louis CK when he had his exam? Ricky Gervais plays the dr and old friend of his - it's good.
Did the doc have his hands on your shoulders?
This is what he really wants.Maybe you should get a second opinion?
Should've brought him some chocolates.
Get a female doctor. I learned real fast what a big difference size of hands make in the gyn exams
excellent point! i need to starting looking for hot female doctor before i am 40Get a female doctor. I learned real fast what a big difference size of hands make in the gyn exams
Damn thats pretty good.
It is not like you did not know any of these replies would be coming Cosmic...
I know the day I have to have this done I'll have Fletch on my mind and will probably start quoting it.
Then he's doing it wrong or you sir, have a problem.
The examination takes only a minute or two and should be entirely painless.
Source : about.com
PffftIt is not like you did not know any of these replies would be coming Cosmic...
I could care less what those little troll pissants think/post...
Last edited by CosmicCowboy; 12-06-2011 at 01:27 PM.
Yeah, right. They lied. Y'alls day is coming. Be warned.
I had one, a while back... painless, but no fun...
the colon-thing is worse... imo...
The worst was the cleanse. THAT was freaking nasty. I had to repaint the bathroom when I was done. They knocked me out for the actual colon exam so that wasn't anything...
I read that in Los Angeles men were scheduling a prostate exam several times a year & insurance companies had to limit payment for the procedure to only once a year…
I don't remember much of that... the stuff you take at home before your procedure...
edit: they gave me something, but didn't knock me out... so I was aware of the entire procedure, and it was extremely uncomfortable and hurt a little, but not too much
Last edited by Bender; 12-06-2011 at 02:04 PM.
Not looking forward to getting one of those when I hit 30. I'll probably be on the lookout for a nice female doctor at that age, not one that only exists in cartoons like aforementioned.
Grandfather and uncle had problems, need to watch out for my health. Unlike your solitary life in front of a PC watching cartoons and emailing 50 year old men under the alias of " luva", I have a future and I'd like to see it through.
Maybe you should change the channel to Nickelodeon and pay your doctor a visit.
is this your doctor?
U should have told him to milk it so I can get off a money shot
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