Yo Fellas - I'mma Try To Hook Up With Vanessa

[Koolaid_Man]

For my loyal support...Kobe gonna share some of that money with me one way or another... time for Kool to get into Mack mode...

Vanessa here's my message girl and there's plenty more sweet words I have just for you:

Straight Up honey really I'm asking
Most of the n|ggas think they be macking, but they be acting,
Who they attracting with that line "What's your name, what's your sign"
Soon as he buy that wine, I just creep up from behind
And ask you what your interests are, who you be with
Things that make you smile, what numbers to dail!!! - Kool


So what are the numbers Nessa I will work with you...I will work that ass back into shape...never mind Kobe...let's chill girl and money won't be an issue...don't even trip we gonna get that... Yes Sirrr...


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[Giuseppe]

And if you hook up with old axe handle ass you won't have to wait for your parents to pass to be in hog heaven.

[m>s]

yeah go doing whatever you like bro just make sure luva doesn't know it tbh

[Scrub]

Try hooking up with your right hand for starters imho.

[weebo]

you might have a better chance with sandusky brah

[VBM]

She's been west coastin' for too long. Biggie lines won't work on her. You need something like this...

[Jodelo]

Aren´t you gay?

[The_Worlds_finest]

Dude be honest with yourself, you would be more interested if kobe's draws were left laying around so you could sniff them..true story

[Giuseppe]

Dude be honest with yourself, you would be more interested if kobe's draws were left laying around so you could sniff them..true story

If this^woulda went on much longer I'd say you were the one wantin' to sniff.

[hehateme]

I think you have a better chance of laying it to your common in law husband luva while your gramps culby looks on than this fictional mind of a story.

[The_Worlds_finest]

I think you have a better chance of laying it to your common in law husband luva while your gramps culby looks on than this fictional mind of a story.

when mav fan on spurs message board talks on you and your ass love, you know its time to go.

[JayTheClown]

I don't think Vanessa will respond to a middle aged pasty white guy with his hat ed to the side wearing an old FUBU jersey, but sure man go for it.

[Giuseppe]

when mav fan on spurs message board talks on you and your ass love, you know its time to go.

Or, commence ta sniffin'.

[Giuseppe]

i dont think her butt is big

[JayTheClown]

^ You can tell she has kids

[Giuseppe]

^But that is no excuse for a woman to let herself go to seed like that.

[pass1st]

I doubt she wants a middle aged welfare case that can't even dribble a basketball.

[LnGrrrR]

I wasn't aware that Vanessa Bryant lurked on this messageboard.

[baseline bum]

Aren´t you gay?

It's the easiest way he can get a taste of Kobe tbh.

[baseline bum]

Wow, you guys weren't kidding when you said she was on the Khloe diet.

[Giuseppe]

you can't tell how big her ass is from that shot

My ass.

[Ace]

Stealin lines from Biggie. Obviously you have no game...

[rayjayjohnson]

yeah go doing whatever you like bro just make sure luva doesn't know it tbh

got talking smack

[Mav-elous Man]

Stealin lines from Biggie. Obviously you have no game...

My thoughts exactly.

[Mav-elous Man]

I doubt she wants a middle aged welfare case that can't even dribble a basketball.

Well said.