Kobe's assets after the divorce...

[Spur_Fanatic]

So, a friend and I were discussing how would one split the NBA rings Kobe got throughout his career.

So, this is my take:

He starts with 5.
Minus 2 that came from Shaq.
That leaves 3.
50% of 3 goes to wife. So Kobe is left with 1.5 rings.

This is my friend's take:

He starts with 5.
50% of that goes to wife.
That leaves with with 2.5
Minus 2, that goes to Shaq.
So Kobe is left with 0.5 rings.

[Spur_Fanatic]

And no fan at ude, pls. This is just a math problem with two diffferent outtakes, which are probably both right.

So just asking your opinion on who takes first, Shaq or Wifey.

[Giuseppe]

So, a friend and I were discussing how would one split the NBA rings Kobe got throughout his career.

So, this is my take:

He starts with 5.
Minus 2 that came from Shaq.
That leaves 3.
50% of 3 goes to wife. So Kobe is left with 1.5 rings.

This is my friend's take:

He starts with 5.
50% of that goes to wife.
That leaves with with 2.5
Minus 2, that goes to Shaq.
So Kobe is left with 0.5 rings.

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

[endrity]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

NBA Finals MVP:

Duncan:3

can't jump anymore Kobe:2

You ain't about to coattail on Shaq's rings now are you son?

[BanditHiro]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

nope none of that it's over.

might as well join Duncan in his bag if that is all you have.

[Giuseppe]

NBA Finals MVP:

Duncan:3

can't jump anymore Kobe:2

You can have 'em.

I don't do MVPs.

It's my religion.

[Giuseppe]

nope none of that it's over.

might as well join Duncan in his bag if that is all you have.

You're gravely mistaken:::

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

[Mav-elous Man]

BR you are right. His wife can't take something from him that doesn't belong to him.

[Spurs9]

Michael Jordan: 6
5 Time MVP

bag Cheating Raper Kobe Bryant: 5
2 Time MVP

[pass1st]

Jordan would be at 3 if we were halving rings from divorces, right?

[manufan10]

BR you are right. His wife can't take something from him that doesn't belong to him.

This.

Jordan would be at 3 if we were halving rings from divorces, right?

"That is correct."

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

jordan would be at 3 if we were halving rings from divorces, right?

3 > 2.5

[DMC]

The divorce = half championship was originally kinda funny, but it's not funny enough to drag it out.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The only part that was "LMAO" funny was that picture of Kobe standing behind 5 LOB trophies cut in half

[Giuseppe]

bag Cheating Raper Kobe Bryant: 5
2 Time MVP

You got nary room. Your Neal raped just like Kobe.

[Giuseppe]

The only part that was "LMAO" funny was that picture of Kobe standing behind 5 LOB trophies cut in half

& you're standing there at O & 43!

Please.

[Stalin]

2.5

[Giuseppe]

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

[Stalin]

Kobe: 2.5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

& you're standing there at O & 43!

Please.

I have as many championships as you have.

Since you're a lazy worthless bag who's unemployed it's a hypothetical you don't know how to answer, but if you were to apply for a job, how many NBA championships would you have on your resume?

[Giuseppe]

bag

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Stalin]

I have as many championships as you have.

Since you're a lazy worthless bag who's unemployed it's a hypothetical you don't know how to answer, but if you were to apply for a job, how many NBA championships would you have on your resume?

[Giuseppe]

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Kobe could have 20 rings, doesn't change the fact you're unemployed

[Giuseppe]

Kobe could have 20 rings, doesn't change the fact you're unemployed

& you're O & 43!