Only Kori Can Judge Me

[monosylab1k]

Kori you'll always be my girl but I got some sins to confess...

We all know that Kool here is capable of dominating every poster on this forum...ragging on their asses without mercy if I felt like it...I don't because that just wouldn't be fair...this forum needs it's court jesters ... but don't get it twisted, small timers like DPG and migdget only exist on here because I let em ...But even Kool makes mistakes...I know it seems impossible but I'm only a man...admittedly one with a big and two females on each arm 24/7, but that's neither here nor there ...but on the real, I made a mistake that I gotta confess to right quick yall...

I never meant for DPG to have his entire reputation here go down the toilet over a picture...I never wanted that for him...so I'm going to put it out there and let everyone know this real here....the original picture I posted ain't of me...it's of one of my homeboys that don't know I posted his picture ...even so, I did get some action from one of them females in the picture....I'll let you guess which one

Kori, DPG, timvp, midget, all of you...you have my sincerest apology...on the real though I played with fire and DPG got burnt from it ...but really I'm sorry...

[Giuseppe]

That's half of it, dad. You also quit. Git to makin' amends on that trespass as well.

Chop/chop.

[JamStone]

It's like watching a TV show after you've missed a bunch of episodes. I just can't follow everything anymore. Most of the time, I have no idea what these copy and paste posts are referring to. I did the same thing with Sons of Anarchy. Watched a couple episodes in season 1. Then I didn't even watch seasons 2 or 3. But got into season 4 and watched all of it, having to google and wiki the first 3 seasons to get context of what was going on.

I need a cliffnotes for the SpursTalk NBA Forum drama. I'm pretty lost with a lot of these posts.

[DMC]

Ok Jams, what happened was, you know that guy from Texas, right? Well you thought that guy was the guy from Houston, but it turns out that guy wasn't the same guy, he's someone else. So then the guy from Houston isn't actually from Houston either, and that's how we got here.

Try to keep up.

[JamStone]

That clears up everything completely.

[NRHector]

so Mono=Kool?

[Spur_Fanatic]

So many acconts to manage, got him mixed?

[Spur_Fanatic]

It's like watching a TV show after you've missed a bunch of episodes. I just can't follow everything anymore. Most of the time, I have no idea what these copy and paste posts are referring to. I did the same thing with Sons of Anarchy. Watched a couple episodes in season 1. Then I didn't even watch seasons 2 or 3. But got into season 4 and watched all of it, having to google and wiki the first 3 seasons to get context of what was going on.

I need a cliffnotes for the SpursTalk NBA Forum drama. I'm pretty lost with a lot of these posts.

Hmm... let's see:
Forum reveleations of last few months:

1) Members had to choose Kool's race: eskimo, white or black. He was voted white, then eskimo, then black.
2) Kool tried to convince people he was black. No one believed it.
3) Kool begged Kori, and some more.
4) We all moved to next topic: cully apparently was a Cavs fan all along.
5) cully tried to deny it, failed miserably.
6) We all kinda let it go, since his case is not that interesting, since all Lakers fans were fans of some other team before, anyway.
7) Kool posted a picture of "himself"...
8) ... which was fake, since the guy in the picture was black, and Kool is white (or eskimo).
9) Besides, the guy had earrings. So Kool now was called being gay as well.
10) Kool more begging to Kori.
11) A Spurs fan accused another one of being a Kool alt. A great accusation.
12) Apparently, he was proven wrong. The thing is not very clear, and I don't know the full story.
13) Kool was mono all along? But who cares, both are idiots anyway.

[NRHector]

Days of Spurstalk!!!! better than a Mexican novela

[Brazil]

Im lost too but I just think Mono is copying kool style to start a kool kind of thread to make fun of him... right ?

[Brazil]

Hmm... let's see:
Forum reveleations of last few months:

1) Members had to choose Kool's race: eskimo, white or black. He was voted white, then eskimo, then black.
2) Kool tried to convince people he was black. No one believed it.
3) Kool begged Kori, and some more.
4) We all moved to next topic: cully apparently was a Cavs fan all along.
5) cully tried to deny it, failed miserably.
6) We all kinda let it go, since his case is not that interesting, since all Lakers fans were fans of some other team before, anyway.
7) Kool posted a picture of "himself"...
8) ... which was fake, since the guy in the picture was black, and Kool is white (or eskimo).
9) Besides, the guy had earrings. So Kool now was called being gay as well.
10) Kool more begging to Kori.
11) A Spurs fan accused another one of being a Kool alt. A great accusation.
12) Apparently, he was proven wrong. The thing is not very clear, and I don't know the full story.
13) Kool was mono all along? But who cares, both are idiots anyway.

14) Kori confessed Kool is her troll

[JamStone]

Hmm... let's see:
Forum reveleations of last few months:

1) Members had to choose Kool's race: eskimo, white or black. He was voted white, then eskimo, then black.
2) Kool tried to convince people he was black. No one believed it.
3) Kool begged Kori, and some more.
4) We all moved to next topic: cully apparently was a Cavs fan all along.
5) cully tried to deny it, failed miserably.
6) We all kinda let it go, since his case is not that interesting, since all Lakers fans were fans of some other team before, anyway.
7) Kool posted a picture of "himself"...
8) ... which was fake, since the guy in the picture was black, and Kool is white (or eskimo).
9) Besides, the guy had earrings. So Kool now was called being gay as well.
10) Kool more begging to Kori.
11) A Spurs fan accused another one of being a Kool alt. A great accusation.
12) Apparently, he was proven wrong. The thing is not very clear, and I don't know the full story.
13) Kool was mono all along? But who cares, both are idiots anyway.

Greatly appreciated. This should help me with the pop quiz.

[Brazil]

^don't forget point 14)

[Giuseppe]

^don't forget point 14)

[JamStone]

14) Kori confessed Kool is her troll

If Kool was Kori all along, they should shut down SpursTalk.

There would be no point to anything anymore. She wins.

[Giuseppe]

I've told him things about her that she shouldn't hear.

Good Lord.

[DMC]

If Kool was Kori all along, they should shut down SpursTalk.

There would be no point to anything anymore. She wins.

What a storyline though:

Woman from LA starts a Spurs forum with the sole intent of trolling the out of Spurs fans, and does it for 10 years or so.

[Giuseppe]

What a storyline though:

Woman from LA starts a Spurs forum with the sole intent of trolling the out of Spurs fans, and does it for 10 years or so.

In designer jeans & a string of fresh water pearls.

[timvp]

Just because I spew the facts, I got stabbed in the back
I couldn't trust Spurs fans just a bunch of dirt and fat
Will they see me? Pompous from the rings
They hocus pocus try to focus but they can't see
In my mind they're like a blind man doin time
Look to their past cause their future is all declining

[Stringer_Bell]

This is reaching LOST proportions of twists, kind of scared to be let down by the finale now.

[ElNono]

^ They're all dead, IMO... mono, Kool... they're all posting from the Lamp Post station... I snatched some script from the interwebs

[jag]

15) Culburn was born and raised in the projects of Cleveland and may or may not be a 67 year old black man.

[NRHector]

I've told him things about her that she shouldn't hear.

Good Lord.

[ElNono]

16) Culbert real name is Victor

[Brazil]

If Kool was Kori all along, they should shut down SpursTalk.

There would be no point to anything anymore. She wins.

She won a long time ago... we all are her Muppets.