An Extinction Level Event (ELE)...

[Giuseppe]

This thread should be locked, is worthless

Bend over. I'll show ya in' worthless.

[Cubby's Van]

Tomorrow night Mavericks at Spurs.

Loser is gone (immediately at game's end) until February 1st at Midnight.

"I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat." & I'm taking the Mavericks---since their fanbase ain't got a hair on their in' asses, Addy withstanding.

I want a bright boy from the San Antonio contingent. Somebody with a big mouth that tends to overload their ass. Must be a 100+ such a-holes. I don't want no young twink with smooth skin and a high falutin' balloon knot. I want a leather ass, burly type with some brown sugar in his oatmeal.

Absolutely no troll accounts. Must be dd free.

"Tell him; Pappy says so."

If the spurs win can you take us cruising by the local daycare, like old times?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

[Giuseppe]

If the spurs win can you take us cruising by the local daycare, like old times?

Sure. Then we'll head over to Toy R Us and I'll loiter the teeter-tooter display.

[Giuseppe]

You're O & 43. You've nary room to be .

[ElNono]

If the spurs win can you take us cruising by the local daycare, like old times?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You're O & 43. You've nary room to be .

Sure I do, watch

[Giuseppe]

Sure I do, watch

Look at ya in your Fruit of the Looms & lolly pop. Come here!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brazil]

Let me be the Spur fan....and hey don't get mad if I Welsh...

ok ladies..hairy or waxed chest...I'm going to wax myself tonight because I love the look and feel of my own smoothed waxed chest....and well the ladies keep encouraging it...

So I'm in Wal ing mart this morning looking for a waxing kit and some really really nice looking MILF strikes up a convo with me about her daughter shaving her legs in the shower...she even picked out the waxing kit I should buy... it was bold and so I obliged her and got her digits...

but back to the topic at hand I'm about to wax the out of my chest and pubic area..what hurts less..Brazilian or the Strips

[midnightpulp]

That seems like 10 years ago.

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Okay, scratch El off the list of possibles. He ain't got a single hair on his pretty little ass.

Does make it any less sweet.

[Giuseppe]

Does make it any less sweet.

Sure, I like a hair, or dozen. Gives that keester some depth perception.

[Spur_Fanatic]

I don't think she wants to vouche for you, Culby.
Saw her reading the thread, but nothing.

[Giuseppe]

I don't think she wants to vouche for you, Culby.
Saw her reading the thread, but nothing.

So you're officially out, SF?

[Spur_Fanatic]

Nope, I'm in.

You are the problem, though. Anyone else that can vouch for you?

[Giuseppe]

Nope, I'm in.

You are the problem, though. Anyone else that can vouch for you?

Probably not. I'm about as welcome as a fart in church.

[timvp]

My ears are burning. I either got facial herpes or someone wants something in this thread.

Sup?

[BlackSwordsMan]

did anyone take you on this bet?
lets do it

[timvp]

Who is this Spur_Fanatic cat and why isn't he bolded?

[BlackSwordsMan]

why aren't you bolded?

[timvp]

why aren't you bolded?

WTF, good point

[Spur_Fanatic]

First time I notice some names are bolded, lol.

[Giuseppe]

First time I notice some names are bolded, lol.

Christ, I feel like SF is Dorothy, I'm the cowardly lion and Tim is the Wizard.

[benefactor]

I don't make bets with intellectually dishonest people.

Dance, dancing fool.

[Ace]

Christ, I feel like SF is Dorothy, I'm the cowardly lion and Tim is the Wizard.

[Giuseppe]

^I still got it!!!