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  1. #26
    Magua hate the grey name Magua's Avatar
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    Three days later, in an Asian massage parlor...
    DMC was attempting to get a rub-and-tug, when the masseur noticed crusty peanut butter on his . Looking confused, the masseur...

  2. #27
    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    was about to call his dog over to lick it off, but then realized he had him for lunch.

  3. #28
    All magic pass1st's Avatar
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    Charles Barkley walked into the room with a weigh chers T-shirt and yelled...

  4. #29
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    just then the phone rang..........

  5. #30
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    It was Magua's private investigator. It seems they found one of his people selling beads and a Jim Beam knockoff label outside the HEB in Boerne.

  6. #31
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    he was wearing...........

  7. #32
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    the dried child cus of a much larger man, but...

  8. #33
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    just then there was a loud .....

  9. #34
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    queef

  10. #35
    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    from lakaluva's ass as he was hiding in his rectum a

  11. #36
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    from lakaluva's ass as he was hiding in his rectum a
    a mason jar filled with whiskey and regret

  12. #37
    silverblk mystix
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    a mason jar filled with whiskey and regret
    and...

    a full size poster of Kobe wearing an all white caballero getup-but deep inside his rectum there was also a...

  13. #38
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Stretch Armstrong doll painted in blackface

  14. #39
    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    hung it self with its own arms

  15. #40
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    amd escaped out of the gaping anus wearing nothing but his wrestling tights and a smile made of bad intent

  16. #41
    silverblk mystix
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    but deep in his innards via sphincter- there was one sizable item left...

  17. #42
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    but deep in his innards via sphincter- there was one sizable item left...
    a condom filled with orphan tears

  18. #43
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    stuffed inside a black..

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    stuffed inside a black..
    dildo coated in baby oil and ill will

  20. #45
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    dildo coated in baby oil and ill will
    which DMC proceeded to ram in and out of his ass at an incredible rate, never done before by any human...

  21. #46
    silverblk mystix
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    which DMC proceeded to ram in and out of his ass at an incredible rate, never done before by any human...
    ...until STRETCH...bent over...and began to spell the word...

    RUN very fast...


    R-U-N...R-U-N...R-U-N-....

    and then...

  22. #47
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Tony Parker turned the ball over again...

  23. #48
    silverblk mystix
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    Tony Parker turned the ball over again...
    ...but Bonner saved the turnover and in one superhumanly fast motion, flicked a 38 foot game-winning three pointer....leaving Tony Parker wide-eyed and...

  24. #49
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    bushy tailed.....

  25. #50
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    just then there was a loud noise.............

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