was about to call his dog over to lick it off, but then realized he had him for lunch.
DMC was attempting to get a rub-and-tug, when the masseur noticed crusty peanut butter on his . Looking confused, the masseur...
was about to call his dog over to lick it off, but then realized he had him for lunch.
Charles Barkley walked into the room with a weigh chers T-shirt and yelled...
It was Magua's private investigator. It seems they found one of his people selling beads and a Jim Beam knockoff label outside the HEB in Boerne.
the dried child cus of a much larger man, but...
from lakaluva's ass as he was hiding in his rectum a
a mason jar filled with whiskey and regret
and...
a full size poster of Kobe wearing an all white caballero getup-but deep inside his rectum there was also a...
hung it self with its own arms
amd escaped out of the gaping anus wearing nothing but his wrestling tights and a smile made of bad intent
but deep in his innards via sphincter- there was one sizable item left...
a condom filled with orphan tears
dildo coated in baby oil and ill will
which DMC proceeded to ram in and out of his ass at an incredible rate, never done before by any human...
...until STRETCH...bent over...and began to spell the word...
RUN very fast...
R-U-N...R-U-N...R-U-N-....
and then...
...but Bonner saved the turnover and in one superhumanly fast motion, flicked a 38 foot game-winning three pointer....leaving Tony Parker wide-eyed and...
just then there was a loud noise.............
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