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no and is this a massager or a "massager"
I never walked in on my parents doing it. But one of my bas children walked in on me & the old man with out our knowledge. The little 9 y.o. re then acquired a deep fascination with the hand held massager we kept hidden under the bed. I came home one day to find him watching TV and massaging his freaking neck.
So lets hear it ST..................tell your stories. Either seeing your parents do it, or one of you kids catching you
Last edited by marini martini; 01-11-2012 at 05:34 PM.
no and is this a massager or a "massager"
And no.
Never saw my parents do it. Since we don't have kids, just our cats walk in on us.
FIFY
"hand held massager"
Better???
you're a horrible mother?
must of gotten it for your bday
Never walked in on my parents-----probably because I'm pretty sure the only 2 times my mom ever had sex was when my brother and I were conceived
I don't believe my kids have ever walked in either. But a few years ago my neighbor came over and innocently asked if my kids "mentioned" anything that happened at their house the day before. I said no, so then she laughed and said her husband had caught all the neighborhood kids sitting on their bed watching tv and giving each other back rubs with one of those little egg vibes they kept under a pillow
I don't get why he was massaging his neck.
Is "neck" code word for something else?
chicken neck
Yes, I did 80 years ago!must of gotten it for your bday
I guess he stopped massaging his crotch when he saw me come in. If I didn't know better I would swear you are him.
Sorry, not me.
I guess he stopped massaging his crotch when he saw me come in. If I didn't know better I would swear you are him.
I never found any sex toys under moms bed, and she is apparently younger than you
Never caught them...but unfortunately I've heard them through the wall many times.
My parents have a bunch of land and for a while my brother lived in the back of it. He was walking up to the house when he saw them having sex on the couch through the back windows. He said turned around and ran back to the house as fast as he could. Glad it's not me living with that image or the rest of my life.
I never walked in on my parents doing it. But one of my bas children walked in on me & the old man with out our knowledge. The little 9 y.o. re then acquired a deep fascination with the hand held massager we kept hidden under the bed. I came home one day to find him watching TV and massaging his freaking neck.
So lets hear it ST..................tell your stories. Either seeing your parents do it, or one of you kids catching you
You call your kid a "bas " and a "little 9 y.o. re ?" It's not his fault you're a ty mother, go fist yourself you ing .
I've got it on video, and so can you! Ask me how!
is that a picture of your 9 year old son after he walked in on you?
No I've tried many times
, my parents don't even hold hands in public, much less have sex in public.
That being said, my bedroom was down the hall and they might as well have gotten on the PA, system and flashed the lights and announced "WE ARE ABOUT TO DO THE DEED!!!!" on the rare occasions they got it on.
They were cheap and rarely ran the AC so all doors, windows, etc. usually stayed open.
They would wait about an hour after all the lights went out and I would hear whispering and then hear mom get up and close the door.
Then about 30 seconds later I would hear a muffled...
SQUEAK..urk...SQUEAK...urk....SQUEAK...urk...SQUEA K...urk...etc....
For about three minutes...
Then a muffled UUUUGH!
Then moms bathroom light would come on and water would run...
Than the bedroom door would open and dad would come to the hall bath and pee...
Even as a kid I was like...hmmmm...Is that REALLY how it's supposed to work?...I think dad must be doing something wrong...
Just like mrs m, I don't know if my parents had sex other than the two times they got funky to have me and my sis.
Jesus. Did you really say, "while I heard my dad PENETRATE my mom."
Just like mrs m, I don't know if my parents had sex other than the two times they got funky to have me and my sis.
Just Jesus.
It's not just that I don't like you, it's also the fact that you're a ed up person and ty parent so naturally I feel bad for the kid. People like you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
Besides, isn't 50 like too old to have a 9 year old?
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What kind of parent scars their kids for life by not being responsible enough to lock the door so that he had to see your nasty flabby pasty ass and floppy ties all over the place? Seriously, then you leave sex toys around the house I should call CPS you old .
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