Ask An Old Guy

[monosylab1k]

This is a collaboration between myself and Giuseppe. It's a public service to all members of the SpursTalk community. It's your chance to ask questions of our elder statesman, Giuseppe, and get his advice and opinions.

The reason we felt that this Ask An Old thread needed to be created was because of how much Giuseppe genuinely cares for everybody on this site. He thinks of us as his children. And with that, he wants a better life for us than he had himself.

There's no denying that Cubby is a decrepit old who is in the twilight of his life. As it is, we can gain much insight and wisdom from him. We can ask and receive the knowledge to figure out what wrong turns he took with is life for it to have arrived at this pathetic climax. We can figure out what choices to avoid in life so that we also aren't decrepit old men using the final moments of our existence in this world posting 41.22 times a day on a sports message board.

We should genuinely thank Giuseppe for volunteering to do this. It's a public service and his way of paying back SpursTalk for all it's done for him.

With that said, I'll be the first to Ask An Old .

Cubby, what advice do you have on how to avoid having a saggy droopy ballsack? Is the skin cream used to keep our faces young also effective on preventing my nuts from one day looking like two oranges stuffed in a tube sock?

[DMC]

He thinks were his father?

[monosylab1k]

He thinks were his father?

?

[Magua]

He thinks were his father?

Pretty ironic that the 1st response to this thread was by another old, pathetic .

[DMC]

?

Nothing... just thinking out loud.

[Medvedenko]

dumb thread

[DMC]

Pretty ironic that the 1st response to this thread was by another old, pathetic .

Warmonger

[Magua]

DMC, I'm sure when you read the thread le you thought of this as a chance to have your oft-ignored opinions embraced, but it's simply not so.

If I wanted to know about ty country music, gun accessories, or how to deal with crippling loneliness then I would value your opinion.

[jeebus]

Gotdamn, Magua really does hate the grey name.

[Giuseppe]

Christ, I'm gettin' so ing old I mislaid my glasses the other day, spent 5 minutes searching for them only to find that I had them on.

My advice is what it was:::don't ever grow old.

[Greg Oden]

Christ, I'm gettin' so ing old I mislaid my glasses the other day, spent 5 minutes searching for them only to find that I had them on.

My advice is what it was:::don't ever grow old.

Maybe if you weren't such a chicken , the Viets could've helped you out there. Which leads to my question for you in this thread.

Why were you scared of the Viets?

[ElNono]

Question: How is The Fixodent working out for you?

[4>0rings]

ing quit already, wait you did.

[Koolaid_Man]

This is a collaboration between myself and Giuseppe. It's a public service to all members of the SpursTalk community. It's your chance to ask questions of our elder statesman, Giuseppe, and get his advice and opinions.

The reason we felt that this Ask An Old thread needed to be created was because of how much Giuseppe genuinely cares for everybody on this site. He thinks of us as his children. And with that, he wants a better life for us than he had himself.

There's no denying that Cubby is a decrepit old who is in the twilight of his life. As it is, we can gain much insight and wisdom from him. We can ask and receive the knowledge to figure out what wrong turns he took with is life for it to have arrived at this pathetic climax. We can figure out what choices to avoid in life so that we also aren't decrepit old men using the final moments of our existence in this world posting 41.22 times a day on a sports message board.

We should genuinely thank Giuseppe for volunteering to do this. It's a public service and his way of paying back SpursTalk for all it's done for him.

With that said, I'll be the first to Ask An Old .

Cubby, what advice do you have on how to avoid having a saggy droopy ballsack? Is the skin cream used to keep our faces young also effective on preventing my nuts from one day looking like two oranges stuffed in a tube sock?

I can answer that one for you...First off Mono you have to be well endowed to have sagging balls so unless you pay a visit to a plastic surgeon you can forget about it lil Mono....with your Cashew sized nuts ( your dad gifted you) you wont ever have to worry bout sagging....NOT EVER MY MAN NOT EVER

[manufan10]

How does it feel to have someone come in to change you diapers after you crapped yourself? Are you a little humiliated? Or do you just not care any more?

[Giuseppe]

Maybe if you weren't such a chicken , the Viets could've helped you out there. Which leads to my question for you in this thread.

Why were you scared of the Viets?

No. I just reached into my box of army guys and pulled out 2 more dozen of the green ones. Result? I won the battle in like less than 15 minutes and then watched Kobe light up the Suns.

[Giuseppe]

How does it feel to have someone come in to change you diapers after you crapped yourself? Are you a little humiliated? Or do you just not care any more?

After "Nana" cleans me up I'm rewarded with a hand release.

So it's okay.

[Giuseppe]

Question: How is The Fixodent working out for you?

[Giuseppe]

ing quit already, wait you did.

Please.

[manufan10]

After "Nana" cleans me up I'm rewarded with a hand release.

So it's okay.

"Nana" is the nickname you gave your male nurse?

[Giuseppe]

"Nana" is the nickname you gave your male nurse?

Swordsy is his real name.

She's A#1.

[DMC]

DMC, I'm sure when you read the thread le you thought of this as a chance to have your oft-ignored opinions embraced, but it's simply not so.

If I wanted to know about ty country music, gun accessories, or how to deal with crippling loneliness then I would value your opinion.

Don't forget about fishing.

[mavs>spurs]

Culburn, during your time in vietnam was there ever a time you were honestly scared for your life?

[monosylab1k]

Cubby, what's it like to be impotent? Do you even bother watching porn? Is it a case of being completely flaccid 24/7 or do you get even the slightest of a chub? Also, rate any boner pills you may have tried.

[Giuseppe]

Cubby, what's it like to be impotent? Do you even bother watching porn? Is it a case of being completely flaccid 24/7 or do you get even the slightest of a chub? Also, rate any boner pills you may have tried.

It's not good, but, it ain't as bad as one would think.

I got my Hamster thanks to Kevin. God bless him.

I got my rubber mallet thanks to Dollar Tree. God bless their dollar ass.
I beat on it with the mallet and depending on cir stances it'll respond in kind.

I used Cialis but it was like jacking off with somebody else's . So I gave those up, went in to Dollar Tree, came out with the mallet and have been beating it ever since.