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Ripping off some Ticket schitck here. But this thread is for people wondering if what they are doing is gay or not gay. I'll start it off.
I play poker at a local bar and for happy hour, the tap beers are $1 each (as opposed to $4+ for bottles, depending on the brand). Usually the tap choices are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon. Of those three, I always order Blue Moon (without the obnoxious orange slice). Last night, after I ordered a Blue Moon (to a hot waitress), my peckerhead friend asked said waitress, "hey, do you have any beers for men?". While he is drinking Bud Light. The waitress laughed along with peckerhead, forcing me to order a couple of tequilla shots to save my manhood.
Question: If your choices for a $1 beer are Bud Light, Miller Light, and Blue Moon, is Blue Moon a girl beer?
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No.
I stock up on Corona and they say it's a girl's beer but I'm not insecure.
Your ing dad is gay.
too bad pussyface is gone
Only if you ask for an orange with it
Couple things that I think look gay but arguably are not:
1) jean shorts. Can't wear em. I refuse to. Even baggy ones. To me personally, they just scream gay.
2) drinking through a straw. The only exception is if you are driving and you order a drink from the fast food drive through. Otherwise, a man sipping through a straw just seems gay to me. I don't know why. I just won't do it.
What if you ask the waitress to deliver the orange in her vagina?
If you had the balls to ask that then no, it is not gay.
Cool.
I guess what kind of grosses me out is when I pull the straw out of my friend's butthole and it has poop on it.
Jorts are definitely a gayflag. Showtunes, french dressing, mazda miatas, veganism, The Fray, and HGTV are also things that sexuals predominantly indulge in.
i like blue moon.
dude you aren't funny at all but no I don't think any beer is gay, what's gay is those fruity ass drinks for women. cool friend that he had to reach so far just to try to find something to put you down with, just slap the out of him next time if you're looking to "save your manhood."
bud light lime is pretty gay tbh
^yeah but i'd lump that in with "fruity"
bud light lime is essentially adding a fruity flavor to a beer in order to feminize it, imho
He was that one time he ed your dad
Bud Light & Miller Lite is not real beer, it's watered down piss with no flavor. I don't understand why anyone drinks that piss when they have so many good beers out there.
You made the right choice with Blue Moon (minus the orange).
light beers suck in general, zepellin 4tw!!!
I didn't want to tell anyone...because -cantthinkofanything- asked me not to say...
but he told me...
"you know how I know DMC is gay?" then he said:
"because his tastes like "
Should have just told the waitress you like beer while your idiot friend likes water with yellow food coloring in it.
Yeah. Probably. It was a weird dynamic though with my being in her mouth and trying to talk to her.
Definitely Blue Moon. Those other beers are and I'd rather drink water. Doesn't make me gay, just proves I have taste buds. Even so, there had to be better options than Blue Moon for a few bucks more.
Next time just order a Smirnoff Ice and call it a night.
's delicious
So is drinking wine gay?
Haha what the does that even mean.
Flavor = feminine?
That's some re ed ass rationale.
There's just certain things you don't drink if you're a guy. Cosmo's, appletinis, etc are all red flags. If you find yourself liking those then you just might be a gay.
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