One of the best all time comedians. Funny as .
One of the best all time comedians. Funny as .
she gets 3 mansions? seriously? sorry but that is BS but all on Kobe ...
yessir ..in his prime, the best
All comedians borrow topics, etc from each other. They are close knit community and they watch each other constantly. It's just like rappers that sound like Jay-Z or Wayne or swagger jack lines. Or Kobe who obviously has modeled his game after Mj and picked up a load of his mannerisms ...
Imitation is flattery ...
And though a copy is usually never as good as the original, sometimes the copy takes that blueprint ... and advances it in other new and sometime better ways, even if they are not as great or groundbreaking as their inspiration.
LOL ...
"the ends are meeting like a mother er"
"you marry a man with $300 million, your job is to your husband. Put on your w-2"
"i have had my share of pussy, but yet to meet some pussy worth $150 million"
Eddie dropping knowledge for all the rappers, actors, musicians and athletes
Normally I agree, but when you rape and constantly cheat it's justified the woman gets that much
Boiled down:::
Kobe: 5
tired old bag Duncan: 4
son, i'm a leCheat fan, why would i care about TOSB duncan
i forgive you this time, i know those neurons aren't firing as well as they used to
GD it, I did it again. WTF is it with this? It's about the 5th in' time.![]()
Not complaining about money but 3 MANSIONS?!
Drake breaks it down for you:
Kobe about to lose a hundred fifty M's
Kobe my n-gga I hated it had to be him
B-tch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym ...
Rick Ross: YOU WASNT WITH ME SHOOTING IN THE GYYYYM!!!
And DPG, even though we know he didnt rape, what would that have to do with her? For her it was adultery plain and simple. That other broad got her money for the rape, plus Vanessa got a yellow house on her finger for the rape allegations. she stayed with him another 7+ years ...
Sorry I aint buying that ...
You've nary room. Your Neal raped. Your Parker & Barry had group sex, maybe even a moresome.
thats not even a word, your american high school education really showing, tbh
ParkerTextedPERIOD
My ass. He probably got some sponge pillows and had the girls reenact your loop.![]()
Eddie was not funnier than Richard. No way.
Richard could get laughs just walking out on the damn stage.
I want to know what the spousal support payments are.
Probably less than he was paying.![]()
$75 million is a lot of enchiladas. But Kobe can take some solace. The divorce is happening "during" his career. He still has about $82 million in salary the next three seasons including this one that Vanessa doesn't get to touch. Also comparably, while it's a lot, it could have been worse.
Juanita Jordan: $168 million
Elin Nordegren: $750 million
Of course, Michael and Tiger were worth a lot, lot more at the time than Kobe is now. But again, at least Kobe is still playing and still making a max NBA salary.
That depends on the spousal support agreement.
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