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Where's the part where you brag about your ranch and how you wipe your ass with 20's?
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark as they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tips of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them them a few times with all of our fin showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they both had gorged themselves, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the poop inside!"
Last edited by CosmicCowboy; 01-20-2012 at 05:19 PM.
Where's the part where you brag about your ranch and how you wipe your ass with 20's?
LMAO. Jesus...tough crowd.
I would too......
.. I would even put that on Youtube.
I must admit I laughed.
CC, what did you do to all these posters?
Sounds like he must have reared a couple of them.
But they're still gonna eat would they not? And sharks vision isn't very good so how they will possibly distinguish leg from torso? This joke doesn't work very well now if you said a tiger or a lion which has 220 million olfactory receptors and could easily smell the human feces than I would see his joke working... Just my friendly critique.
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Geez, I thought it was funny
But.... but... sharks have the ability to detect 1 part per 10 billion while a cat can detect up to 1 part per billion.
Cats would lose to a shark unless they were on land.
That's no .
I thought that this thread was going to be about divorce attorneys…I know for a fact that they wipe their asses with your 20 dollar bills…
A benjamin is a 20...
For $100, what is the first name of the historical figure pictured here?
Someone here pays with food stamps.
I giggled.
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