Culburn's last meal.

[midnightpulp]

So we all know he's going to be executed by the always fair and always just Executive Committee, but what we haven't discussed is observing the necessary civilized protocol as his last hours draw hear. A priest has already been dispatched to issue him his last rites, after which Katie-girl will arrive so they can make love for the last time, and his burial suit (a Cleveland Cavaliers jersey and a pair of Bermuda shorts) is being tailored. One thing we haven't decided on is what his last meal should be and who should prepare it.

I think it's only fitting that this organization should provide it:



Culburn, Big Juan has agreed to prepare whatever you want and as much of it you want. Put in your request now, and he'll deliver it by 11:00 PM tomorrow evening. This way, you have a full hour to savor and digest what will no doubt be the best meal you ever ate.

[Giuseppe]

[[[monosylab1k
Cubby, my final act on this board will be a message to you.

Don't worry about being neutered by my Clutter Reduction Bill, the Committee won't do it. They'll pink Kool but they have different plans for you. They know that they need you.

I realize my errors now that I'm exiting stage left. The herd mentality is strong on the internet, but I was foolish enough to think SpursTalk wasn't quite as sheeplike. I used that herd mentality against the likes of you and luva. I was wrong for that. But the same group that lauded me and sang my praises for those efforts, then threw me under the bus and sold me out when I needed them most. Not a damn one of them stood up for me, and only now do I realize how naive I had been.

Cubby, you're needed more than ever on SpursTalk. The lemmings will always go where they're told, but they need you around to keep everyone from walking over the cliff. Please stick around.

You were right. I was wrong. And I quit.]]]

I'm torn, much like the inside of Red's coochie.

[baseline bum]

Not sure why you were flipping out on the Clutter Reduction Bill anyways, tbh; there was nothing binding about it. And yeah, no one is gonna pink your dumb ass.

[DPG21920]

Cull is not going anywhere. He's obsessed and not a man of principle. He will stay.

[midnightpulp]

It was an act he put on to extract some sympathy from us. This sucker is lower than in' dirt.

[Giuseppe]

Not sure why you were flipping out on the Clutter Reduction Bill anyways, tbh; there was nothing binding about it. And yeah, no one is gonna pink your dumb ass.

There are other concerns and I've voiced them, but, the outpouring of requests and beseechments that I stay has been tremendous quite honestly. My PM has run out of space continuously over the past 48 hours with messages asking me to stay and asking me for money. I'm genuinely touched by both requests.

[Giuseppe]

Cull is not going anywhere. He's obsessed and not a man of principle. He will stay.

It was an act he put on to extract some sympathy from us. This sucker is lower than in' dirt.

Not true. I'm even entertaining sitting down with Kevin & Luva and discussing whether they should pay me the money they owe me....uh, uh, I mean pay you the money they owe you two, uh, fine fellows.

[monosylab1k]

Shouldn't have just sat and watched as I got nailed to the cross by the Pharisees, now I'm leaving to pay for all of ST's sins. But not without a parting shot and going lip-to-lip with Cubby and using my last breath to give him life.

A man dies. An old lives. A fair trade. I love you, Cubby.

[jeebus]

[DeadlyDynasty]

Not true. I'm even entertaining sitting down with Kevin & Luva and discussing whether they should pay me the money they owe me....uh, uh, I mean pay you the money they owe you two, uh, fine fellows.

I knew there was good in you. I could see it.

[Giuseppe]

Shouldn't have just sat and watched as I got nailed to the cross by the Pharisees, now I'm leaving to pay for all of ST's sins. But not without a parting shot and going lip-to-lip with Cubby and using my last breath to give him life.

A man dies. An old lives. A fair trade. I love you, Cubby.

I've always had a soft spot for you, Mono....sadly, for both you & Katie-girl.

I love you both.

[Giuseppe]

I knew there was good in you. I could see it.

That's Benefactor's 14 incher that you're seeing.

[midnightpulp]

Shouldn't have just sat and watched as I got nailed to the cross by the Pharisees, now I'm leaving to pay for all of ST's sins. But not without a parting shot and going lip-to-lip with Cubby and using my last breath to give him life.

A man dies. An old lives. A fair trade. I love you, Cubby.

I have no idea what even happened between you and m>s.

[jeebus]

I have no idea what even happened between you and m>s.

tbh it happened late in the evening one night, pretty much after mostly everyone logged off.

[mavs>spurs]

mono don't go

lapdogs, if you ask me.

[Latarian Milton]

the picklebreath ain't goin nowhere actually, dude belongs to this place and he'll come back just in secs probably under some troll name tbh

[redzero]

Shouldn't have just sat and watched as I got nailed to the cross by the Pharisees, now I'm leaving to pay for all of ST's sins. But not without a parting shot and going lip-to-lip with Cubby and using my last breath to give him life.

A man dies. An old lives. A fair trade. I love you, Cubby.

Nice Sin City reference.

[redzero]

Not true. I'm even entertaining sitting down with Kevin & Luva and discussing whether they should pay me the money they owe me....uh, uh, I mean pay you the money they owe you two, uh, fine fellows.

God does not save stupid people, Abel. Trying to make amends for past wrongs will not save you.

[benefactor]

That's Benefactor's 14 incher that you're seeing.

You have sold your soul to try to save those who do not deserve saving. Mono attempting to save you does not change the past and the foolish path you have chosen for yourself. You and you alone walked it...and now you will be judged accordingly.

[Giuseppe]

^& the good book says:::judge not lest ye be judged.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Seppe I know why you spend all day online.
Get an xbox.

[Stalin]

Shouldn't have just sat and watched as I got nailed to the cross by the Pharisees, now I'm leaving to pay for all of ST's sins. But not without a parting shot and going lip-to-lip with Cubby and using my last breath to give him life.

A man dies. An old lives. A fair trade. I love you, Cubby.

[DPG21920]

Mono just trolled Cull bad he's going to be devistated.

[Giuseppe]

^Mono wouldn't be that depraved & heartless. I refuse to believe it.

Dawn will launch tomorrow and I won't see Mono putting forth my name to an EC Indictment.

[midnightpulp]

^Mono wouldn't be that depraved & heartless. I refuse to believe it.

Dawn will launch tomorrow and I won't see Mono putting forth my name to an EC Indictment.

It would be the greatest Spurstalk troll job of all-time.

Do it, Mono!