The Diaper
I'm just butterfly kissin' your balls, 'eppe.
When I rang last year you were the first one to come to mind
After all the years of getting 0 & [whatever the stupid # is]'ed by a guy i've never met before on the internet, it was all worth it in the end. Still waiting on my ring to come in the mail though![]()
I wonder which team Dale is going to bandwagon once the Lakers start missing the playoffs. I guess it won't matter because he'll disappear from here when they're no longer a winning team.
You don't have to wait. You get yourself alone and you organize all the clutter in your mind (like those Disney cartoons where Donald Duck cleans up his mind)...then you open that file drawer that is labeled "Playoffs.2011", open it up to the entry where you was 15 down, no, not the ones from all those years before. Just that one from last playoff session. You play it back in your mind, slow.
Just like that.
I never defend my fandom.
It's my religion.
No, you just lash out at everybody else's fandom when you are butthurt.
Thank you.
o Giuseppe......I want to play a game
Years ago, you fought in some meaningless war to "protect" your country. Since then, it has jumbled your brain and you have wasted your life away by idolizing a group of men that don't even know you exist. Well today, you will get a chance to straighten out your priorities.
When you were overseas fighting in the war, you remember all those innocent civilians who sacrificed themselves for their country. If you want to escape the predicament you currently find yourself in, you must make your own sacrifice. Assembled before you is a chainsaw and a bucket. The rules to this game are quite simple. The human body is an amazing thing. It can lose up to 2 pints of blood before showing any signs of weakness. The key to getting past the door in front of you lies within your blood Giuseppe. You must shed 2 pints of blood before this door will be opened. You have 10 minutes to do so. Be quick though, because if you are not, this room will fill with something you should be familiar with: Agent Orange huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. If the time has passed and the proper amount of blood has not been shed, this room will become.......your grave!
Live or die Giuseppe. Make your choice.
*Click*
ass hole checked
Only pussies and assholes use emoticons
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