Most Annoying Facebook Statuses

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

"club tonight with my bros, time to get ed off!"

Heading out to Mabank to kick it with the bros tonight

[MavDynasty]

have you read the comments on this one "Whoa....Although I've known her for a year, I never knew she felt that way about me ♥ "?

not yet tbh, is it the same old with his bros consoling him?

Tbh just read the one where his dad called him soft

[BUMP]

not yet tbh, is it the same old with his bros consoling him?

Tbh just read the one where his dad called him soft

nope probably the best one in awhile

[BUMP]

People who post bible verses every in day, who gives a ?

+1

being able to google bible verses and copy and paste them into facebook doesn't make you anymore christian

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I remember the week on facebook when everyone was trying to show how deep they are by posting the video of that drake looking camel er who said he hates religion, but loves jesus

[MavDynasty]

Heading out to Mabank to kick it with the bros tonight

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Ah here's that dumb video. People think this is some ultra-deep, highly intellectual individual

[MavDynasty]

Losers who are desperate and try to spit game over fb

"LMS if you want a good morning wall post"

"LMS if you wanna talk on the phone"

"rate, date, "

[MavDynasty]

people who tag themselves at stupid ass placed like their crib or school

[Leetonidas]

Oh man, this one on my friends list always posts the most re ed statuses I've ever read. I wish I could find the one where she thought Ryan Dunn was alive because he was on Rob Dyrdek's gay show a few months ago, but this is a nice re ed gem:

True story, a friend of mine decided to tex me out of the blue (seeing as its been plenty of months since she's texed me)& texed me this "Wow, you like calling people out on Facebook huh?"

Ok, 1st off my in Facebook account 2ndly, I can say w/e the I want 3rdly, y the u got a problem w/what I post on Facebook? U don't tex me regularly to say hi or hangout or w/e 4thly, I don't use the actual persons name b/c I'm not a like that& if those people didn't do anything stupid or wrong then they wouldn't give me a in reason to say something smart about it &lastly, its still my damn Facebook account& still is my Facebook profile- go urself& if u don't like what I have posted then simply ignore it& go about ur own damn business. Ohh, guess what? You've been stupid blasted, have a nice day like I am- thank for givinge another reason of y I post things just like this (:



I could post these all day

[Leetonidas]

This is for the guys who don't get me or understand that I'm not the same as every girl in this world. I do not cheat, lie, back stab nor as fake as press on nails. In fact, there's no wonder y both guys& girls hint on me or wanna date me- I'm up front, faithful, honest, caring, loving, protective& have a backbone that would brake this world apart. Don't hate b/c ur wrong about ur incorrect judgement of me, hate the fact that u have failed to see& believe these important details. I'll always be happy no matter what, just see for your damn self. Watch the guy who's w/me& loves me for who I am- period...Get real w/your own damn self& also get your straight& crystal flippin clear, cause I've long gone been real...

#ThisAin'tNoGuessingGame,It'sCalledGetARealLife#

[thispego]

all of them
all of them are the most annoying facebook statuses

facebooking is a pathetic practice

[Leetonidas]

I just told my ex that I'm very happy that I'm not his Valentine anymore to put up w/his bull & how he treated me like crap.... Aren't I such a sweet ? ;D



Whoever came up w/"have a happy period." Needs a slap from all females& males, nobody likes periods- they're gross, smelly-ish& @ times messy...get real dumbasses, who could b happy about periods besides the girls that can't seem to keep their legs closed lmao



soo.....as i was goin through my old wallet, i came across my ex's high school ring- is it wrong that i wanna pawn it for him bein a total asshole to me who treated me like & how our relationship ended was him inviting a 24 yr old mother w/her 3 kids over @ our place from 6pm till 3 the next morning??? i think maybe not! i need the money& i do believe he did say i can keep it





God dammit

[DisAsTerBot]

lol facebook

[rr2418]

Ya'll need to cancel your FB accounts if everything people write irritates you!

[CosmicCowboy]

New moms

" mike laughing ! "


" mike watching tv "

" mike in hits first Disney World trip "

I had one show up from one of my daughters friends of a dirty diaper...saying...'I even love her dirty diapers!"

[CosmicCowboy]

The best of 2011 was done by a friend of my sons from high school...they had a friend getting married in a big fancy wedding and a lot of people got invited and he didn't...he actually had the bad taste to go on her FB page and comment on the fact that he wasn't invited LOL

[cantthinkofanything]

I just told my ex that I'm very happy that I'm not his Valentine anymore to put up w/his bull & how he treated me like crap.... Aren't I such a sweet ? ;D

LOL...wait...what????

[Tinystarz]

Ah here's that dumb video. People think this is some ultra-deep, highly intellectual individual

[mrsmaalox]

I avoid most of this crap by keeping the "under 25" age group off my friends list. That's not to say that 40 year olds haven't said some of the stupidest I've ever heard in my life

[resistanze]

"OMG this is so sad! *shows picture of a person flattened by a truck in India*"

[cantthinkofanything]

"OMG this is so sad! *shows picture of a person flattened by a truck in India*"

Right. It should have shown the pic with the status "Besan ka Puda anyone?"

or "DOH!"

[Leetonidas]

Another thing I hate is when people post pictures of severely beaten animals under the guise of spreading "animal abuse awareness." Like I don't know they get abused by sick s out there you stupid asshole

[cantthinkofanything]

For Leetonidas

[Leetonidas]

so sad how can people do this i'd give them what fer if i ever saw them