Ass Gaskets

[tlongII]

Do you use one when you go in a public restroom? Why, or why not?

[baseline bum]

I don't get the point. The seat is covered in piss so you set it down and sit on paper now soaked in piss?

[boutons_deux]

your thighs too weak to keep your ass off the seat?

[resistanze]

your thighs too weak to keep your ass off the seat?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't get the point. The seat is covered in piss so you set it down and sit on paper now soaked in piss?

I hope your blue pen ran out of ink.

[JoeChalupa]

I have wipes I carry for emergencies.

[baseline bum]

I don't get it; boutons, you squat to take a ?

[cantthinkofanything]

unrelated funny story:

When I first started dating my wife, she had a 3 year old boy. Anytime we went out to eat, she'd have to take him to the girls' restroom if he had to go. Eventually, that responsibility shifted to me and I'd take him to the boys' room. But the first time I took him, he went into a stall, locked the door and proceeded to poop. After a minute or so he said "help". I said, "what?". He stuck his hand under the stall wall and it was covered in poop. Looking back, that was probably the decision I made that confirmed I'd eventually ask her to marry me. Sweet...right?

[Magua]

unrelated funny story:

When I first started dating my wife, she had a 3 year old boy. Anytime we went out to eat, she'd have to take him to the girls' restroom if he had to go. Eventually, that responsibility shifted to me and I'd take him to the boys' room. But the first time I took him, he went into a stall, locked the door and proceeded to poop. After a minute or so he said "help". I said, "what?". He stuck his hand under the stall wall and it was covered in poop. Looking back, that was probably the decision I made that confirmed I'd eventually ask her to marry me. Sweet...right?

That would've been my cue to bolt.

[cantthinkofanything]

That would've been my cue to bolt.

It was a coin flip tbh. But I think I'd had a few drinks and was maybe looking forward to scoring. In any event, it turned out to be a good decision.

[Sportcamper]

cantthinkofanything That is a great story & I applaud your bravery in helping the kid out….You are a good man....

[bus driver]

unrelated funny story:

When I first started dating my wife, she had a 3 year old boy. Anytime we went out to eat, she'd have to take him to the girls' restroom if he had to go. Eventually, that responsibility shifted to me and I'd take him to the boys' room. But the first time I took him, he went into a stall, locked the door and proceeded to poop. After a minute or so he said "help". I said, "what?". He stuck his hand under the stall wall and it was covered in poop. Looking back, that was probably the decision I made that confirmed I'd eventually ask her to marry me. Sweet...right?

i would have walked out and told the GF good luck

[cantthinkofanything]

i would have walked out and told the GF good luck

yeah, who knows. But I wiped that (literally) off his fingers and a few years later, I'm married with a daughter. And now I'm on SpursTalk dole-ing out knowledge. Butterfly effect.

[AmericanPsycho]

unrelated funny story:

When I first started dating my wife, she had a 3 year old boy. Anytime we went out to eat, she'd have to take him to the girls' restroom if he had to go. Eventually, that responsibility shifted to me and I'd take him to the boys' room. But the first time I took him, he went into a stall, locked the door and proceeded to poop. After a minute or so he said "help". I said, "what?". He stuck his hand under the stall wall and it was covered in poop. Looking back, that was probably the decision I made that confirmed I'd eventually ask her to marry me. Sweet...right?

So you gave him a hand?

[cantthinkofanything]

So you gave him a hand?

I took a paper towel and wiped the doodoo off his fingers while supressing an enourmous urge to vomit. Yes, I did that.

[thispego]

unrelated funny story:

When I first started dating my wife, she had a 3 year old boy. Anytime we went out to eat, she'd have to take him to the girls' restroom if he had to go. Eventually, that responsibility shifted to me and I'd take him to the boys' room. But the first time I took him, he went into a stall, locked the door and proceeded to poop. After a minute or so he said "help". I said, "what?". He stuck his hand under the stall wall and it was covered in poop. Looking back, that was probably the decision I made that confirmed I'd eventually ask her to marry me. Sweet...right?

You married a chick who bore the kid of another man ?????

[cantthinkofanything]

You married a chick who bore the kid of another man ?????

i'm lost now. you're PM5K right???? Sorry... I can't keep up sometimes.