Compare SpursTalk posters to NBA players..

[HarlemHeat37]

This should be interesting, tbh..

HarlemHeat and DPG: Lebron and Wade..opposing posters love to see us fail and reach in their attacking arguments..despite the fact that we bring solid takes and we're just here to talk basketball, we're always caught in the crossfire..

Mono: Yao Ming..he's popular amongst the mainstream audience, he was a star performer at his peak, but he's been done for a minute..like the Chinese government ruined Yao, M>S ruined Mono..

Bump: Tim Duncan..consistency, never took credit and shied away from the attention(examples like rejecting the EC nominations)..

Jamstone: Kobe Bryant..like Kobe, he still brings the goods once in a while, but in his prime, a HOF poster that always received too much credit from the masses..

Mavs>Spurs: Dennis Rodman..HOFer, constantly in conflict with upper management..an abundance of legendary defensive performances..

Lakaluva: Eddy Curry..had 1 or 2 good years with potential, then let himself waste away..he is currently irrelevant..

Cheguevara: 2012 Eduardo Najera..

Timmy2Zo: Jeremy Lin..feel good story of the year..

Culburn: Ron Artest..once a dominant poster that could troll anybody..reached a level of contentment once Kobe reached #5, which dissolved any trace of ability that remained in his old body..he changed his name to Giuseppe and became a caricature of his former self..

[LnGrrrR]

I don't know Harlem... I think you're more like Paul Pierce. Your troll game isn't spectacular but it gets the job done, and you've been around for long enough to know the regulars inside and out.

[BlackSwordsMan]

harlem is like shaq needs to retire and stop making threads

[djohn2oo8]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets ted on by the entire forum.

[LnGrrrR]

LnGrrrR = Steve Nash - white guy that married a woman and knocked her up

Thanks for exposing yourself troll

[Ace]

Culburn has been bringing the goods since the pinking, seeking vengeance revived him imo...

[Sportstudi]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets ted on by the entire forum.

[mavs>spurs]

Rogue = jamal crawford. Sick moves and capable of bloading your chode and going off for 50 at any given moment, but usually chooses to suck ass. (Except as of late)

[Spur_Fanatic]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets ted on by the entire forum.

[Koolaid_Man]

Rogue = jamal crawford. Sick moves and capable of bloading your chode and going off for 50 at any given moment, but usually chooses to suck ass. (Except as of late)

mavs>spurs = john amechi...dude has gay stamped on his forehead and sauteed to his lips...

dmc = popeye jones ugly as ....


dpg = mugsy bouges

midget = spudd webb

harlemheat = reggie evans who likes to grab onto niggras nuts while they hooping

ace = tim duncan meaning he likes to get tatted where tramps do...

mono = david robinson...lips so big he gots to suck a mean ...

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't know Harlem... I think you're more like Paul Pierce. Your troll game isn't spectacular but it gets the job done, and you've been around for long enough to know the regulars inside and out.

i take you for a brent barry type....willing to let your teammate spend the weekend at your house with your family while you go fishing...

[Koolaid_Man]

Koolaid is Smush Parker, bringing absolutely nothing to the table, yet thinking he's a HOFer.

Lakaluva is Steve Blake, delivering a good 3 every now and again, but plays no defense and routinely gets ted on by the entire forum.

i'm like tony paker...i will smash your wife lil homie...

[Koolaid_Man]

i'm also like gary neal...i won't take no for an answer...i don't give a if you're vomiting or ting out diarrhea shots...

[mavs>spurs]

kool aid man = richard jefferson

[MavDynasty]

Lol what an attention seeking got.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Kool Aid = Mo Williams

As bad as that, but with Kobe, not Lebron.

[Koolaid_Man]

kool aid man = richard jefferson

actually i would be like steve kerr, mark price, jeff hornacek, john stockton all rolled up into one...with the skin tone and drive of kevin johnson...and the heart of Kobe with the smoothness of hakeem....

i'm a complex dude

[mavs>spurs]

Kool you know you can't hoop you look too effeminate to hoop

[Ace]

He's pinked

[InK]

kool aid man = richard jefferson

[pass1st]

[djohn2oo8]

i'm like tony paker...i will smash your wife lil homie...

Who is Tony Paker? Noticed the fact that you being pinked didn't change the lack of your spelling skills.

[monosylab1k]

Harlem usin my name to keep relevant
so asshurt he had to welch on our bet

[djohn2oo8]

Kool is actually more like Hasheem Thabeet. No game on or off the court.

[Fpoonsie]

Harlem=J.R. Smith...liable to explode on s at any moment, but ruins it all as soon as he presumably does a bas ized C-walk around his efficiency apartment following a post he's especially proud of.

stretch=Carlos Boozer...simply puts in work, but so unflashy, you'd hafta actively search for his contributions in order to appreciate his greatness

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.

Goran Dragic=Goran Dragic...had a run where he was unstoppable, ruthlessly leavin posters in his wake, hated by each and every Spur fan...and then all but disappeared.

BUMP=Mo Williams...can't keep track of him, but still keeps lightin' guys up from outta nowhere

mavs>spurs=Gilbert Arenas...was once unstoppable, but now just a ghost of what he once was, constantly tryin to make a name for himself. Prolly'll end up Plaxico'n his off in a vacant parking lot one day.