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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Just a couple of lyric changes and it's perfect...

    "That ain't my truck"


    Well I found her on the web
    Google earth is really great
    I told her the flag lot tipped me off
    and I wanted to hook up
    So I waited by the phone
    But she never called me up
    Had to know what was goin' on
    So, I drove by her house -- and sure enough

    That ain't my truck in her drive
    Man this ain't my day tonight
    Looks like she's in love and I'm out of luck
    That ain't my shadow on her wall
    Lord this don't look good at all
    That's my girl -- my whole world
    But that ain't my truck

    I pulled over by the curb
    I've been sittin' here all night
    Wonderin' what it was I did so wrong
    That he did so right
    I've thought of breakin' down her door
    But there's nothin' left to say
    That chevy four-by-four
    Says it all sittin' in my place

    That ain't my truck in her drive
    Man this ain't my day tonight
    Looks like she's in love and I'm out of luck
    That ain't my shadow on her wall
    Lord this don't look good at all
    That's my girl -- my whole world
    But that ain't my truck

    That ain't my shadow on her wall
    Lord this don't look good at all
    That's my girl -- my whole world
    But that ain't my truck
    That's my girl -- my whole world
    But that ain't my truck


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    Thinking about Wild Cobra outside of this forum?

    Typical gay right-winger

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    gfy

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    Lol!

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    Thinking about Wild Cobra outside of this forum?

    Typical gay right-winger
    At least he spends time outside the forum....

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    lol Tebow

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    "....I should've been a CosmicCowboy
    I should've learned to whine and gripe
    Stroking my ego, riding my free golf cart on a cattle drive
    Crying that the ankle biters are too harsh
    Just like a little boy
    Oh I should've been a CosmicCowboy..."

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    "....I should've been a CosmicCowboy
    I should've learned to whine and gripe
    Stroking my ego, riding my free golf cart on a cattle drive
    Crying that the ankle biters are too harsh
    Just like a little boy
    Oh I should've been a CosmicCowboy..."
    Being a cosmiccowboy requires a certain level of intelligence and competence that you simply don't qualify for.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    "... Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
    Don't let 'em whine about ankle biters or drive them old golf carts.
    Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
    Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
    'Cos they'll stray from the topic and they're usually myopic.
    Especially about something they love..."

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    "... Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
    Don't let 'em whine about ankle biters or drive them old golf carts.
    Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
    Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be CosmicCowboys.
    'Cos they'll stray from the topic and they're usually myopic.
    Especially about something they love..."
    Don't give up your day job.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Don't give up your day job.
    No worries, this is easy enough for me to do both.

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    "...And my butt is hurting like it's always done,
    Thinking about the the posters I wish I could pwn.
    Oh the last goodbye's the hardest one to say,
    And this is where CosmicCowboy lies about riding away.
    Oh the last goodbye's the hardest one to say.
    This is where CosmicCowboy pretends to ride away."

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    You are getting better. The fixation is a little creepy though.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    You are getting better. The fixation is a little creepy though.
    na, there's no fixation. You started this thread, I'm just playing along.

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