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    Not this again.

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    Crazy-assed Taitz and America's Ugliest, Corruptest Sheriff, great work.

    America loves and thanks you.

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    Layers!

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    Perry or Sherriff Joe? Who's the bigger embarrassment to their cons uents?

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    Sheriff Joe’s Birther Squad Concludes Obama’s Birth Certificate Is A ‘Forgery And Fraud’



    Joe Arpaio, the Arizona Sheriff who has drawn the interest of Republican presidential candidates and federal criminal prosecutors alike, revealed the results of his months-long investigation into President Obama’s birth certificate today and concluded that the do ent is mostly likely forged. The Maricopa County Sheriff even has a “person of interest,” though he refused to reveal the name. “A fraud has been committed,” Arpaio’s volunteer chief investigator warned. “The do ent is fake.”

    In a lengthy and delirious press conference that relied on a mix of pseudo-science and innuendo, Arpaio and his dower band of volunteer investigators rolled out a series of films that depict do ents being Xeroxed and scanned into Adobe software to supposedly show that someone forged Obama’s birth certificate. “This is serious. This is very serious,” the investigator said. The probe was apparently also aided by serial fabulist Jerome Corsi, of the birther-obsessed website WorldNetDaily.

    At the close of the event, Arpaio acknowledged that many would see his investigation as “silly, pointless, trite,” but said, “I hope that maybe you’ll have a change of opinion.”

    However, Arpaio and his “posse” not only expect Americans to believe that the president forged his birth certificate, but that he did a really terrible job of it. Apraio’s posse uncovered so many apparent errors hiding in plain sight that it seems impossible no one would have found them before.

    Arpaio was careful to say he is not accusing the president of breaking the law, but said there is “enough evidence to support probable cause.” He’s considering calling for a Congressional investigation or other law enforcement probe. A Republican state lawmaker was even on hand the lend his credibility, and said several of his colleagues were also interested in perusing the matter.

    Perhaps this is not surprising from a man embroiled in so many scandals that there’s a 6,000 word Wikipedia article dedicated to “Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office controversies.” Some will say that Arpaio should probably be using his office’s taxpayer-funded resources to investigate the hundreds of child sex-crimes that he and his deputies neglected, but that’s a matter for Maricopa County voters.

    What’s more troubling is that so many mainstream Republicans, especially those running president, have been so eager to associate themselves with Arpaio.

    http://thinkprogress.org/justice/201...investigation/

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    Jesus, people, let it go already.

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    Stupid should be painful.
    never goes out of style, tbh

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    smh

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    Phoenix might have the best looking female news anchors I e'er seen

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    In verse, dropping consonants is all about saving the meter, but here it does seem to convey the intended sense of smittenness. No blame.

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    other perps: Jerome Corsi, WND, all of them bottom-dwelling s bags. Of course, they are all highly valued and believed by red-state bubbas and other s.

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    Of course it is fabricated. He may have or had had a real one. However, the one posted online was absolutely suspect.

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    how so, sensei?

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    Of course it is fabricated. He may have or had had a real one. However, the one posted online was absolutely suspect.
    Have you ever changed the parts of a scanner?

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    Jesus, people, let it go already.
    If he is not a native born citizen, he is a fake president. There is now probable cause to go after this issue.

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    If he is not a native born citizen, he is a fake president. There is now probable cause to go after this issue.
    Show us the legal probable cause here, counselor.

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    lol probable cause

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    lol probable cause
    Arpaio's echo.

    "Probable cause" only means in this case that some colorable pretext for yet another investigation into the veracity of Obama's birth records has been furnished. A county official in Arizona thinks it's worth looking into a little deeper.

    At his point I'm guessing the investigations will not stop anytime before the appellants get the desired result, or Obama leaves office, whichever comes first.

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    Arapaio running scared from his own investigation, trying to deflect attention. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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    Well, at least WC and I are logical enough to accept that Obama being a fake President is a much bigger deal than the local sex crimes that went without follow-up. , I almost wished I lived in AZ so I could vote for him - thankfully he won't need the extra vote since this investigation shows how much Sheriff Joe cares about justice. I mean, we finally got the answers we've been looking for!

    To the haters, don't be mad that the sex crime victims didn't mobilize to ask for an investigation like the 250 Tea Party activists did on this issue. Want something done?...prove you got numbers to show up to the polls!

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