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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    The next secret ingredient on the Food Network? The e-book version of "Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes" is now available, ending the refractory period on cooking with sperm. Although the experimental repasts, including Hollandaise sauce flan, may not offer any real health benefits, sperm could prove a smart staple in a faltering economy. As the Lulu description indicates, it's "inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, restaurants and homes."


    Not everyone is impressed with the gastronomical gimmick. One Lulu reviewer complains "it takes a lot of balls (so to speak) to publish a book like this," bemoaning that the main ingredient seems to be added in as an "afterthought."

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    Monuments DisAsTerBot's Avatar
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    so, your last few threads have been :

    wanna meet ron jeremy?
    hulk hogan sex tape?
    sperm cookbook?

    ...interesting

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    :lol Gio IronMaxipad's Avatar
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    The triple chocolate semen cheesecake really is an orgasm in my mouth! I was recomended this book by a coworker after he heard how hard I've been working ..long and hard hours for my bosses trying to work my way up the corportate ladder is quite a handful but I pride myself in always getting the cream of the crop! I too save tons of money on groceries as the resources are so abundant and readily available to me on a daily basis. I'm creating my own cookbook with variations of recipes that include products shipped in from all over the world..variety is the e of life! Who knew this cook book could give me so much more pride in my jobs! I feel so fufilled and satisfied..I just can't get enough of these delicious recipes 5 stars!! ..(although the one asian ginger cookie recipe is a bit light for more liking so I just had 2time the amount!)

    http://www.lulu.com/product/ebook/na...shelf/center/1

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    Now Europeans won't go hungry and they'll have variety.

    /sp

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Jeezus. Won't that ruin the moment?

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    so, your last few threads have been :

    wanna meet ron jeremy?
    hulk hogan sex tape?
    sperm cookbook?

    ...interesting
    Not just men think about sex all day.

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    The Amish Rifle Ryan Fitzpatrick's Avatar
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    My god-kids seem to like my grilled semen sandwiches. I just tell them it's white american cheese and they dig in enthusiastically.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Just think how many meals DMC has wasted in his ass.

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    The Amish Rifle Ryan Fitzpatrick's Avatar
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    Just think how many meals DMC has wasted in his ass.
    just think of how many meals your mom's ass has taken off the table

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-yo

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    Rub me out!
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    I should bottle my juice.

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    Magua hate the grey name Magua's Avatar
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    choosy moms choose jiz

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    Use to be you needed a fertility clinic if you wanted to jerk off and end up with a bun in the oven.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    You gonna stand in line to get that autographed?

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    Monuments DisAsTerBot's Avatar
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    Not just men think about sex all day.
    noted.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Just think how many meals DMC has wasted in his ass.
    Nachos...

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Oh man, the Catholics are gonna be PISSED OFF!!

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Nah. Government is not requiring you to buy it.

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    BOlieve manufan10's Avatar
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    I'll be waiting to read your report on your favorite recipes.

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    I'd say the ceviche

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