Sucked on my girls toes for about 30min. last night..........

[lebomb]

Seriously???? yall kill me. Its not like she went stomping through the forest before I jammed her toes in my mouth. She had just taken a nice long shower........gave the massage and then I sucked the nail polish off her toes.

[JudynTX]

Seriously???? yall kill me. Its not like she went stomping through the forest before I jammed her toes in my mouth. She had just taken a nice long shower........gave the massage and then I sucked the nail polish off her toes.

So you ate nail polish?

[lebomb]

So you ate nail polish?

Nahhhh.......... just exaggerated a bit. But I did suck em and lick'm purty damn good.

[2pac > Kobe]

Don't let the haters keep you down lebomb, keep suckin dem toes

[cantthinkofanything]

I couldn't find the original thread so I thought I'd post this here. It's kind of related.

There was some debate about the need to wipe one's butt after making a doody. One side was adamant that it was unnecessary if you could keep the poopy off your hands. The other said that was preposterous and that after #2, one should always wipe their hands. Then they asked the board if anyone every got pooh pooh on their hands.

So I was thinking of ways to do a poop, wipe, and not wash your hands. Anyway, my idea is this:

Hold your poop until you can get to a Wal-Mart. Go get a pair of gloves, maybe wool (or a close synthetic), and sneak them into the bathroom with you. Put them on your hands and go poop. Then either get some toilet paper and wipe, or simply use the gloves to wipe your bottom. When you're done, take off the gloves and stick them behind the toilet. Or maybe try to flush them. Exit bathroom with clean bottom, clean hands, and the knowledge that you didn't have to waste soap and water washing up.

That's it! That's the way.

[lebomb]

Don't let the haters keep you down lebomb, keep suckin dem toes

Don't worry playa.............dats why my girl is sprung. I be turnin it out..............

Half these fools may still have a honey if they did some toe suckin an ass lickin fo-play

[lebomb]

I couldn't find the original thread so I thought I'd post this here. It's kind of related.

There was some debate about the need to wipe one's butt after making a doody. One side was adamant that it was unnecessary if you could keep the poopy off your hands. The other said that was preposterous and that after #2, one should always wipe their hands. Then they asked the board if anyone every got pooh pooh on their hands.

So I was thinking of ways to do a poop, wipe, and not wash your hands. Anyway, my idea is this:

Hold your poop until you can get to a Wal-Mart. Go get a pair of gloves, maybe wool (or a close synthetic), and sneak them into the bathroom with you. Put them on your hands and go poop. Then either get some toilet paper and wipe, or simply use the gloves to wipe your bottom. When you're done, take off the gloves and stick them behind the toilet. Or maybe try to flush them. Exit bathroom with clean bottom, clean hands, and the knowledge that you didn't have to waste soap and water washing up.

That's it! That's the way.

Where da you from Pakistan?? We wipe ova here nucca..........

[cantthinkofanything]

Where da you from Pakistan?? We wipe ova here nucca..........

I wipe too. I was just trying to help.

[I. Hustle]

And I'm the one that gets called out for poop jokes?

[thispego]

lebomb has a serious oral fixation. Used to be just assholes now hes moving on to phallic objects like toes... What happened to you as a child, brah?

[benefactor]

Men who lick ass and suck feet need to deposit their at the nearest return box.

[ChumpDumper]

It's difficult to imagine a woman's not being bored off her ass after a couple of minutes.

[AmericanPsycho]

It's difficult to imagine a woman's not being bored off her ass after a couple of minutes.

Like yours is during sex?

[ChumpDumper]

Like yours is during sex?

I never take more than a couple of minutes, so she doesn't have time to be bored. She has the rest of the week to be disappointed.

[silverblk mystix]

I never take more than a couple of minutes, so she doesn't have time to be bored. She has the rest of the week to be disappointed.

best 45 seconds of her week...

[CuckingFunt]

For the record, I have enchantingly beautiful feet, and men are known to take notice. BUT if any man left me laying there for 30 min while he messed with my toes, I'd kick him upside the head and that would be the last he ever saw of my feet or any other part of me

I don't think I'd get violent, but I imagine my boredom might inspire me to just go in the living room and watch TV instead.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so did lebomb sucked on his boyfriends toes?

[Kamala]

Maybe she is your SOLEmate

[cantthinkofanything]

Maybe she is your SOLEmate

Jesus Christ

[Agloco]

I couldn't find the original thread so I thought I'd post this here. It's kind of related.

There was some debate about the need to wipe one's butt after making a doody. One side was adamant that it was unnecessary if you could keep the poopy off your hands. The other said that was preposterous and that after #2, one should always wipe their hands. Then they asked the board if anyone every got pooh pooh on their hands.

So I was thinking of ways to do a poop, wipe, and not wash your hands. Anyway, my idea is this:

Hold your poop until you can get to a Wal-Mart. Go get a pair of gloves, maybe wool (or a close synthetic), and sneak them into the bathroom with you. Put them on your hands and go poop. Then either get some toilet paper and wipe, or simply use the gloves to wipe your bottom. When you're done, take off the gloves and stick them behind the toilet. Or maybe try to flush them. Exit bathroom with clean bottom, clean hands, and the knowledge that you didn't have to waste soap and water washing up.

That's it! That's the way.

Jesus Christ

[William Hung]

Maybe she is your SOLEmate

That's a TOEbular joke