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hard to kill and out for justice
naturally
MARKED FOR DEATH
hard to kill and out for justice
naturally
Exit Wounds
Under Siege
you're all wrong, unless you chose Marked for Death
under seige
"im just a cook"
Glimmer Man....
St Seg."i will pay you double what he's paying you"
Russian..."you dont have enough money"
Ste Seg" This is a credit card...it has lots of money in it"
hey bat man...what episode of Fam Guy is that quote
Wasn't Steven Seagal in Karate Kid III, where he tricks Daniel-son into becoming a mean karate-fighter? I thought that was probably his best movie.
Plus, the fight scene between Steven Seagal and Pat Morita (aka Mr. Miagi) was a classic.
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THE EPISODE WHERE STEWIE SUCKS HIS NIPPLES CAUSE HE TRYS TO BREASTFEED HIM
My problem with his movies is I don't ever remember which one is which. I know I like both of those movies, but I don't know which one is my favorite.
Which one is the one where he finds the puppy in the bag on the street?
they all have badass les
out for justice
above the law
under seige
hard to kill
you dont get les like that anymore
mostly because now every movie is a remake or sequel
Steven Seagal has never made a good movie.
They all have the same cheesy script.
Steven S. DOWNGRADE!
Exit wounds with dmx
Is this thread a joke? Steven Seagal and the words Good Movie should never be in the same sentence.
I said that one. Tom Arnold was a re in that movie.
the one where he didn't suck...oh wait, nevermind...
underseige is the best of the crapfest that is segals career.
can't beleive he schtooped kelly lebrock.
they might still be together if he hadn't backhanded her like she was Gary Busey.
the only thing i'd pay to see now is a Segal vs. Van Damme fight to the death on PPV.
2 go in, none come out. America rejoices.
Although bloodsport was also a damn good movie...and Timecop was not too bad, but i am biased cuz it has that woman from ferris buehler's day off...
and i don't believe it was segal in KKid3. a lookalike me thinks.
i remember thinking the same thing once too though...check the credits, i may be wrong.
they really ed up Kkid2 when danyo san pinches the guys nose though...he should have cold ed that asshole....but i digress...
Anyone can come up with similar les.
"Don't Go There"
Starring Oh, Gee!!
steven segal actually had good movies
anyone who doesnt think so must watch too much SNL or not like action movies
he may not have been a great actor
but his movies were badass
the one where he didn't suck...oh wait, nevermind...
underseige is the best of the crapfest that is segals career.
can't beleive he schtooped kelly lebrock.
they might still be together if he hadn't backhanded her like she was Gary Busey.
the only thing i'd pay to see now is a Segal vs. Van Damme fight to the death on PPV.
2 go in, none come out. America rejoices.
Although bloodsport was also a damn good movie...and Timecop was not too bad, but i am biased cuz it has that woman from ferris buehler's day off...
and i don't believe it was segal in KKid3. a lookalike me thinks.
i remember thinking the same thing once too though...check the credits, i may be wrong.
they really ed up Kkid2 when danyo san pinches the guys nose though...he should have cold ed that asshole....but i digress...
The "ponytail" and muscles from brussells are making a movie together....now that will be a classic.
Seagal and Van Damme.....
Exit Wounds made a lot of sense.
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