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    ...as only I can

    I'm done fighting it and have decided to accept my role here...The Troll. Yes I confess unlike all of you when I post a thread I am looking for conversation and opinions. I do have one small problem however. I post about racism, music, nicknames other places and I get some intelligent conversation/opinions. Here I get silliness and anything but intelligent conversation. Which makes me wonder if only you guys know what trolling really consists of. Those others places way behind the times. If not for you guys I probably would never have known about my severe case of trollitist...so thank you

    I guess I probably grew up a troll but just didn't know it. I've always liked the spotlight, the center of attention. In high school I got that by scoring touchdowns and winning races. Once a man about town I got that much needed attention on the dance floor. Little did I know I was actually just trolling.

    Both my parents are gone, so they will never know that they raised a troll. Mom did play the piano but was a quiet person, nothing trollistic about her. Dad was x military and strict, too serious to be involved with trollism. Didn't know my grandparents all that well, they lived in Arkansas and Oklahoma. I'm guessing somewhere in my family tree....trolls. Maybe Ancestry.Com could shine some light on this. You gotta have trollism in your blood, obviously I have trollism gusing thru my veins.

    With trollism being a disease what can be done about it? Medications, shrinks? Or am I just going to have to accept that trollitist behavior cannot be cured? Imagine being an old grey....troll....whoa!

    I have noticed that the other trolls I've encountered on these boards, all had something other than just needing/wanting attention in common, they all loved music. This troll is no different.


    Last edited by RaZon; 03-29-2012 at 12:08 PM.

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    You were subtle at first. I actually thought that you were just a moron. Now you are being way too obvious.

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    Every hour is happy hour! ElBorracho's Avatar
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    Vato, no nececitas razon para trolling.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    cool story bro

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    The troll?

    Just another troll.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    The troll?

    Just another troll.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Trust me amigo anyone can be a ChumpDumper, that takes no skills at all.

    Now how many trolls can do this?
    All of them.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    You sure know a lot about trollism for a mere ChumpDumper.....hmmmm?
    It's not as complicated as you make it out to be.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    I've already admitted to a bad/sever case of re ation.
    fify

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    Buttrock! Jeff Leppard's Avatar
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    I don't think you're a troll. You are, however, an extremely ty poster.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    I think you misunderstood me slick, I was talking about how simple you are. Being up on trollism as you apparently are doesn't say much for your depth and complexities. As we all know trollism is like that crazy uncle nobody talks about.
    People talk about trolling all the time.

    You're doing it now.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    I'm only talking about today because I woke up looked in the mirror and there stood this troll looking back me. I knew then that you guys were right. I was living a lie.
    You're still talking about it.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    You have some comprehension skills malfunction? Isn't it still...today? I'm going to make a day of since that's all anyone ever wants to talk to me about, lets talk about it.
    So you're a troll.

    Now what?

    Looks like you're out of ideas.

    Bad trolling.

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