Trolling....

[ChumpDumper]

And only after a few days, too.

Sad.

[DMC]

Koolaid Man M.O.

When you've been outed as a troll and you continue the shtick anyhow, you really have nothing left to do.

[RaZon]

Koolaid Man M.O.

When you've been outed as a troll and you continue the shtick anyhow, you really have nothing left to do.

I wasn't outed I was diagnosed. I didn't know I was inflicted with... Trollism, it took all you incredible posters here at the Playhouse to clue me in. Now that I know I'm inflicted with Trollism I can only troll. I have no choice, if you have Trollism you have Trollism.

Now what do you people do about your Trollphobia? Can't we live in peace with the same rights as everyone else? Why do we have to constantly be made fun of it, that hurts you know.

Music us trolls dig...

[CosmicCowboy]

...as only I can

I'm done fighting it and have decided to accept my role here...The Troll. Yes I confess unlike all of you when I post a thread I am looking for conversation and opinions. I do have one small problem however. I post about racism, music, nicknames other places and I get some intelligent conversation/opinions. Here I get silliness and anything but intelligent conversation. Which makes me wonder if only you guys know what trolling really consists of. Those others places way behind the times. If not for you guys I probably would never have known about my severe case of trollitist...so thank you

I guess I probably grew up a troll but just didn't know it. I've always liked the spotlight, the center of attention. In high school I got that by scoring touchdowns and winning races. Once a man about town I got that much needed attention on the dance floor. Little did I know I was actually just trolling.

Both my parents are gone, so they will never know that they raised a troll. Mom did play the piano but was a quiet person, nothing trollistic about her. Dad was x military and strict, too serious to be involved with trollism. Didn't know my grandparents all that well, they lived in Arkansas and Oklahoma. I'm guessing somewhere in my family tree....trolls. Maybe Ancestry.Com could shine some light on this. You gotta have trollism in your blood, obviously I have trollism gusing thru my veins.

With trollism being a disease what can be done about it? Medications, shrinks? Or am I just going to have to accept that trollitist behavior cannot be cured? Imagine being an old grey....troll....whoa!

I have noticed that the other trolls I've encountered on these boards, all had something other than just needing/wanting attention in common, they all loved music. This troll is no different.

It's the Arkansas connection. Sometimes that incest mutation skips a generation.

[ginobili's bald spot]

Who the are you?

[RaZon]

It's the Arkansas connection. Sometimes that incest mutation skips a generation.

You might be on to something there. I do know one of my grandpa's was a geek who worked the minstrel shows, yep...bit the heads off chickens. I had a aunt who worked one of the house's just ouside Ava Missoiri, they called her Deep Well. Apparently she also played some badass slide guiar. A couple of my cousins who still live in Little Rock play in a Grunge band.....The tie Nipples.

[Spartacus]

I'm Spartacus!

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm Spartacus!

you smell like Fartacus

[RaZon]

Who the are you?

Since you asked...

real name...Emerson Perriot
location...Fresno California
occupation...professional gambler
not married without children
hobbies...music, football, track & field, literature....historian. Artist.
X's...running back, defensive back, kick returner, sprinter, Navy, insurance salesmen
current...bodybuilding troll
favorite movie...Cool Hand Luke
favorite music artist...Tom Waits
favorite bluesman...Lightnin' Hopkins
favorite dead author...H.P.Lovecraft
favorite current author...James Lee Burke

perfect 24 hours....sex in the morning with Miss July of that year, go back to sleep. Wake up at 1, she is gone. Read Burke for a couple hours before the 49ers beat whoever to win their 6th Superbowl. Then a few friends come over for some poker, I win all the money, as they are leaving in steps Miss September(Miss July told her about...it), we are up all night.