Ban Giuseppe

[jag]

tbh if people stopped posting stupid half of the / please posts would stop.

I like you so I wish I could agree with you. But this is just not the case.

[Stalin]

WTF do you expect...when "you" lose "you" leave. When I lose, I stay and vent my spleen.

incorrect, i don't care enough about the goings of millionare athletes to "leave", tbh
but i see your point scrah

[jag]

Perhaps.

Oh, don't be so flippant, Dale. Your fate will most surely depend on your ability to get on your hands and knees and beg. If I were you I'd start practicing, Dale.

[Woo Bum-kon]

the second half of the first page is full of him spamming. Perfect example of how ty a poster he is.

[Giuseppe]

incorrect, i don't care enough about the goings of millionare athletes to "leave", tbh
but i see your point scrah

{{{"You" denotes You}}}

You do leave at loss. You leave because you can dish it at my loss, but, can't take it at your loss. I don't take it personally that you leave. It's human, and even a adorable to a point. And if you did stay en masse at your loss the place would probably be uninhabitable. All of us acting like I do at loss wouldn't work.

[BUMP]

sorry MD i would agree but me and seppe go way back and have shared pass's mother too many times for me to turn my back on him now

[Giuseppe]

Oh, don't be so flippant, Dale. Your fate will most surely depend on your ability to get on your hands and knees and beg. If I were you I'd start practicing, Dale.

Please. I put my plums on the table a couple months ago. I ain't doin' that each month, or every other month in order for "you" to act like somebody. I did it once. I opened my heart and told the once-upon-a-time.

[Giuseppe]

sorry MD i would agree but me and seppe go way back and have shared pass's mother too many times for me to turn my back on him now

+ I chronicled that time you ed that girl above Dealey Plaza, the ghost of JFK watching thru the high rise window, me perched on his shoulder takin' notes.

[LkrFan]

sorry MD i would agree but me and seppe go way back and have shared pass's mother too many times for me to turn my back on him now

[jag]

Please. I put my plums on the table a couple months ago. I ain't doin' that each month, or every other month in order for "you" to act like somebody. I did it once. I opened my heart and told the once-upon-a-time.

Oh, Dale, I wish I knew what any of this gibberish actually means.

As for me, I am somebody, Dale. And that is how I act.

As for you, you have already been indicted:

Debate? If you make any semblance of an argument that he can't defend, he'll fall back to

1)
2) O & 43!!!
3) Let us proceed.
4) Imcontrollinao!
5) Kobe 5, TOSB 4
6) nary a <insert jibberish here>

repeat ad nauseum

If you respond using the form of one of his memes, he thinks he's won the war and he'll respond with

7) I'm a trend setter, I set trends

If he doesn't feel too threatened by the argument (i.e. he thinks there's been a fair and respectful back and forth) he'll usually conclude with

8) Just checkin' assholes

I'm fairly certain I could write a computer program that could emulate 95% of his posts on this forum. The logic is pretty straightforward.

Add to that the fact that I'm 80% certain Giuseppe and Koolaid Man are one in the same person, and the comedy of his existence practically writes itself.

Your fate is in the hands of the EC. How could you let it come to this, you silly old man?

[Giuseppe]

Your fate is in the hands of the EC. How could you let it come to this, you silly old man?

It happens.

[Stalin]

{{{"You" denotes You}}}

You do leave at loss. You leave because you can dish it at my loss, but, can't take it at your loss. I don't take it personally that you leave. It's human, and even a adorable to a point. And if you did stay en masse at your loss the place would probably be uninhabitable. All of us acting like I do at loss wouldn't work.

you mistake my leaving, tbh
st is too much of a time waster, so when i leave, its because i have more important matter to attend to, such as: gulag inspections, propaganda strategy meetings, nazi parties, etc..

[Muser]

I like you so I wish I could agree with you. But this is just not the case.

I'm not saying Cubby is without blame, but you have gots like 100%Duncan who chase him round every thread and go back and forth with him.

[Giuseppe]

you mistake my leaving, tbh
st is too much of a time waster, so when i leave, its because i have more important matter to attend to, such as: gulag inspections, propaganda strategy meetings, nazi parties, etc..

Nobody will ever admit it.

Everybody has an excuse, but, the bottom line is:::you can take the victories, just not the losses. Either your leave right away, or, you stop in long enough to lament the refs, injuries, schedule. Then you leave.

[Woo Bum-kon]

I used to be a beat cop long time ago. And I'd get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of , that I will never forget: Dale. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? 'Walking Tall'? You don't remember? Anyway. Big boy; 270, 280. But his wife, or whatever she was, his lady, was real small. Like a bird, wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say, "C'mon, tonight's the night we press charges." And this wasn't one of those 'deep down he really loves me' set ups, we got a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn't gonna cross him no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in the car, drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning out he goes, back home. One night, my partner's out sick and it's just me. And the call comes in and it's the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we're driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my backseat humming 'Danny Boy'. And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, "This is it. This is how it ends." And he's crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone, screaming - much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet, that I need to think about what I was gonna do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still and real quiet, like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while; me acting like I'm thinking things over, him Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with in his pants. After a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth and I say; "So help me if you ever touch her again I will such and such and such and such and blah blah blah blah blah". Of course. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. The moral of the story is; I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.

[Giuseppe]

I used to be a beat cop long time ago. And I'd get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of , that I will never forget: Dale. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? 'Walking Tall'? You don't remember? Anyway. Big boy; 270, 280. But his wife, or whatever she was, his lady, was real small. Like a bird, wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and say, "C'mon, tonight's the night we press charges." And this wasn't one of those 'deep down he really loves me' set ups, we got a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn't gonna cross him no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in the car, drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning out he goes, back home. One night, my partner's out sick and it's just me. And the call comes in and it's the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we're driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my backseat humming 'Danny Boy'. And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, "This is it. This is how it ends." And he's crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone, screaming - much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet, that I need to think about what I was gonna do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still and real quiet, like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while; me acting like I'm thinking things over, him Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with in his pants. After a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth and I say; "So help me if you ever touch her again I will such and such and such and such and blah blah blah blah blah". Of course. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. The moral of the story is; I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.

- "You'll play gettin' it done."

- Randolph Scott - "Ride The High Country"

[Stalin]

Nobody will ever admit it.

Everybody has an excuse, but, the bottom line is:::you can take the victories, just not the losses. Either your leave right away, or, you stop in long enough to lament the refs, injuries, schedule. Then you leave.

whatever you say

[BlackSwordsMan]

still not banned?

[mavsfan1000]

He brings comedy to the forum. I say to keep him here.

[dunkman]

Free the 3 amigos . . .

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[NRHector]

i think he's banned already or he's sleeping under the bed

[100%duncan]

If anybody deserves a ban this month, it's RaZon or that 100%duncan got.

You don't have to describe yourself in every last word of your sentence.

[NRHector]

good morning Culby, how is it going?

[Bill_Brasky]

You don't have to describe yourself in every last word of your sentence.

Holy that was weak. Like, grade school material.

[jag]

Yes.