LAL Implosion in 3...2...1...

**DJB** · 04-02-2012

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7765027

lol Bynum
lol "statement game" against the Warriors
lol Lakaluva spamming threads after a 2 game winning streak
lol Cully and his 1 of 10 responses

lol 11-15 road record
lol Ramon Sessions

**Giuseppe** · 04-02-2012

Originally Posted by DJB

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

**DJB** · 04-03-2012

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/s...us-infractions

lol issuing fines to their own players

**Venti Quattro** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by DJB

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/s...us-infractions

lol issuing fines to their own players

insecure of LA

scared of LA

**Giuseppe** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by DJB

lol issuing fines to their own players

You've no room. Jackson & Diaw quit on their teams, killed their coaches and you signed 'em right up.

Clean your own ing house afore you start on Venti's & mine.

**jestersmash** · 04-03-2012

The seven-year veteran mixed his messages Saturday after scoring 17 of his 19 points after halftime in the Lakers' 88-85 win over the New Orleans Hornets.

Bynum first said, "I need some more shots, I think," when asked about his slow start. He then changed his tune and said he got enough touches and was simply trying to rack up 10 assists so he was passing more. He finished with two assists.

I agree with Bynum. Mike Brown should stop averaging 23.5 FGA per game and give more touches to Bynum. What the is that TOSB potato-head thinking?

**Katherine Robinson** · 04-03-2012

Kobe's high scoring game saved me

Dale and I were watching the game like the loving couple we are while discussing the savory rewards that a 6th ring for, whom Dale believes to be, the greatest player in NBA history, Kobe. The conversation took a left turn and Dale remarked how he would like me in bed with Kobe while he wore his rings. He proceeded to say Bynum should join in, and then it happened: Bynum had injured himself yet again.

Suffice to say, Dale was furious and introduced me to the back of his hand while yelling "Only pussies and assholes get injured". I immediately asked if he would like a patty melt, as this usually calms him down. To my terror he replied "No, come to pappy" while brandishing a sock with a bar of soap in it, his instrument of choice when teaching me how to be a proper wife.

Luckily, before Dale cold break my other eye socket, Kobe made a brilliant play to catch Dale's attention. I got to my feet and quickly limped to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea with several doses of Nyquil(his favorite). When the game was over he snuggled on the couch after his usual hand release.

Kobe Bean Bryant is my hero

**DJB** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

Kobe's high scoring game saved me

Dale and I were watching the game like the loving couple we are while discussing the savory rewards that a 6th ring for, whom Dale believes to be, the greatest player in NBA history, Kobe. The conversation took a left turn and Dale remarked how he would like me in bed with Kobe while he wore his rings. He proceeded to say Bynum should join in, and then it happened: Bynum had injured himself yet again.

Suffice to say, Dale was furious and introduced me to the back of his hand while yelling "Only pussies and assholes get injured". I immediately asked if he would like a patty melt, as this usually calms him down. To my terror he replied "No, come to pappy" while brandishing a sock with a bar of soap in it, his instrument of choice when teaching me how to be a proper wife.

Luckily, before Dale cold break my other eye socket, Kobe made a brilliant play to catch Dale's attention. I got to my feet and quickly limped to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea with several doses of Nyquil(his favorite). When the game was over he snuggled on the couch after his usual hand release.

Kobe Bean Bryant is my hero

**redzero** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

Kobe's high scoring game saved me

Dale and I were watching the game like the loving couple we are while discussing the savory rewards that a 6th ring for, whom Dale believes to be, the greatest player in NBA history, Kobe. The conversation took a left turn and Dale remarked how he would like me in bed with Kobe while he wore his rings. He proceeded to say Bynum should join in, and then it happened: Bynum had injured himself yet again.

Suffice to say, Dale was furious and introduced me to the back of his hand while yelling "Only pussies and assholes get injured". I immediately asked if he would like a patty melt, as this usually calms him down. To my terror he replied "No, come to pappy" while brandishing a sock with a bar of soap in it, his instrument of choice when teaching me how to be a proper wife.

Luckily, before Dale cold break my other eye socket, Kobe made a brilliant play to catch Dale's attention. I got to my feet and quickly limped to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea with several doses of Nyquil(his favorite). When the game was over he snuggled on the couch after his usual hand release.

Kobe Bean Bryant is my hero

sock with a bar of soap in it

I'm a fad creator. I create fads.

**The_Worlds_finest** · 04-03-2012

Spurs Lakers WCF!

**Venti Quattro** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by The_Worlds_finest

Spurs Lakers WCF!

Looking forward to a return trip to the Finals

**Giuseppe** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

Kobe's high scoring game saved me

Dale and I were watching the game like the loving couple we are while discussing the savory rewards that a 6th ring for, whom Dale believes to be, the greatest player in NBA history, Kobe. The conversation took a left turn and Dale remarked how he would like me in bed with Kobe while he wore his rings. He proceeded to say Bynum should join in, and then it happened: Bynum had injured himself yet again.

Suffice to say, Dale was furious and introduced me to the back of his hand while yelling "Only pussies and assholes get injured". I immediately asked if he would like a patty melt, as this usually calms him down. To my terror he replied "No, come to pappy" while brandishing a sock with a bar of soap in it, his instrument of choice when teaching me how to be a proper wife.

Luckily, before Dale cold break my other eye socket, Kobe made a brilliant play to catch Dale's attention. I got to my feet and quickly limped to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea with several doses of Nyquil(his favorite). When the game was over he snuggled on the couch after his usual hand release.

Kobe Bean Bryant is my hero

lmcontrollinao!!!

It'll never end.

**Giuseppe** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by redzero

I'm a fad creator. I create fads.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

**Stalin** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

Kobe's high scoring game saved me

Dale and I were watching the game like the loving couple we are while discussing the savory rewards that a 6th ring for, whom Dale believes to be, the greatest player in NBA history, Kobe. The conversation took a left turn and Dale remarked how he would like me in bed with Kobe while he wore his rings. He proceeded to say Bynum should join in, and then it happened: Bynum had injured himself yet again.

Suffice to say, Dale was furious and introduced me to the back of his hand while yelling "Only pussies and assholes get injured". I immediately asked if he would like a patty melt, as this usually calms him down. To my terror he replied "No, come to pappy" while brandishing a sock with a bar of soap in it, his instrument of choice when teaching me how to be a proper wife.

Luckily, before Dale cold break my other eye socket, Kobe made a brilliant play to catch Dale's attention. I got to my feet and quickly limped to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea with several doses of Nyquil(his favorite). When the game was over he snuggled on the couch after his usual hand release.

Kobe Bean Bryant is my hero

**ElNono** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by DJB

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/s...us-infractions

lol issuing fines to their own players

fine for every In 'n Out visit

fine for every burrito eaten

fine for every time he ignored MB

numerous infractions

**Brazil** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

Kobe's high scoring game saved me

Dale and I were watching the game like the loving couple we are while discussing the savory rewards that a 6th ring for, whom Dale believes to be, the greatest player in NBA history, Kobe. The conversation took a left turn and Dale remarked how he would like me in bed with Kobe while he wore his rings. He proceeded to say Bynum should join in, and then it happened: Bynum had injured himself yet again.

Suffice to say, Dale was furious and introduced me to the back of his hand while yelling "Only pussies and assholes get injured". I immediately asked if he would like a patty melt, as this usually calms him down. To my terror he replied "No, come to pappy" while brandishing a sock with a bar of soap in it, his instrument of choice when teaching me how to be a proper wife.

Luckily, before Dale cold break my other eye socket, Kobe made a brilliant play to catch Dale's attention. I got to my feet and quickly limped to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea with several doses of Nyquil(his favorite). When the game was over he snuggled on the couch after his usual hand release.

Kobe Bean Bryant is my hero

**Giuseppe** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by Brazil

Like AZ Central, you'll just grow old, gray and die tryin' to beat me.

lmvictoriousao!!!

**Katherine Robinson** · 04-03-2012

Dale, honey, can we buy an ashtray? I don't like you using my hand to put out your cigars.

**DarkGinobili** · 04-03-2012

Originally Posted by Katherine Robinson

Kobe's high scoring game saved me

Dale and I were watching the game like the loving couple we are while discussing the savory rewards that a 6th ring for, whom Dale believes to be, the greatest player in NBA history, Kobe. The conversation took a left turn and Dale remarked how he would like me in bed with Kobe while he wore his rings. He proceeded to say Bynum should join in, and then it happened: Bynum had injured himself yet again.

Suffice to say, Dale was furious and introduced me to the back of his hand while yelling "Only pussies and assholes get injured". I immediately asked if he would like a patty melt, as this usually calms him down. To my terror he replied "No, come to pappy" while brandishing a sock with a bar of soap in it, his instrument of choice when teaching me how to be a proper wife.

Luckily, before Dale cold break my other eye socket, Kobe made a brilliant play to catch Dale's attention. I got to my feet and quickly limped to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea with several doses of Nyquil(his favorite). When the game was over he snuggled on the couch after his usual hand release.

Kobe Bean Bryant is my hero