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um whats this smells like fish
um whats this smells like fish
I think she pulled her shirt down, not her pants.
maybe she has crabs
it was a Clippers game....she had to find some way to entertain herself.
hey...I still play with myself all the time just like I did when I was 2....put my hands in my pockets and squeeze my tip...so what big deal...enjoy the look we need more women like her...god bless her
Cheesecake factory - hood rich date tbh
I'm always getting boys to play with themselves in public. I had this one boy at the Cheesecake Factory... never mind... You boys are nerds and won't appreciate this story.
do tell...I be learning from you homie....
but back in the day...I dated this chic from Trinidad that lived in NYC and we would in her office of what used to be the South Tower of the WTC...but I did like that all the time I done ed in plenty of high rise office buildings...that was like an almost every night occurrence when there wasn't a lot of people in the office...
You now how I know you're lying? You said Cheesecake factory
Luva's Intro To Frangelica
This was a few years back. Me and my lil Dominican ex went to the Pasadena Jazz Fest and the ho's was on me tough that day. It was just one of those good days that I have too often. Afterwards we went to the Cheesecake Factory for dinner and I was in her ear spitting that "ism" something cold that night. I'm on like my third Tuaca on the rocks and she whispers... "I wanna you right now." Now keep in mind I'm the type of cat that don't need no foreplay at all... so I get hard on command. I pulled her hand over and gave her more than a handful and she had this look on her face like " it." Before I know it she slithered down beneath the table and start bobbing on a up in the Cheesecake Factory. Now peep this... the sexy as waitress comes back and tells me they are all our of Tuaca and offers to bring me her favorite drink... Frangelica... in a flirty kind of way. She had no idea I was getting head and I had no idea what Frangelica was. When she brings the drink back she's asks, "was that your lady?" I don't say , but just give her that "eye ing look" like, yeah, but I love to cheat. Playas know what I'm talking about.
That waitress slides me her number on the low all while she thought my lady was at the pisser and and me drinking some Frangelica getting head at the Cheesecake Factory. It was just my day.gotdam homie...that funny as ...Luva man I got so many in stories I get tired just thinking bout em
I've never lied on Sexy. That's what they call him...
They haven't named mine...can't lie...I guess that will come with age...
You two are really pathetic.
She has some cajones to do that in public.
There's a Frangelico, but never heard of a Frangelica. Maybe you made it up while waiting for the next episode.Luva's Intro To Frangelica
This was a few years back. Me and my lil Dominican ex went to the Pasadena Jazz Fest and the ho's was on me tough that day. It was just one of those good days that I have too often. Afterwards we went to the Cheesecake Factory for dinner and I was in her ear spitting that "ism" something cold that night. I'm on like my third Tuaca on the rocks and she whispers... "I wanna you right now." Now keep in mind I'm the type of cat that don't need no foreplay at all... so I get hard on command. I pulled her hand over and gave her more than a handful and she had this look on her face like " it." Before I know it she slithered down beneath the table and start bobbing on a up in the Cheesecake Factory. Now peep this... the sexy as waitress comes back and tells me they are all our of Tuaca and offers to bring me her favorite drink... Frangelica... in a flirty kind of way. She had no idea I was getting head and I had no idea what Frangelica was. When she brings the drink back she's asks, "was that your lady?" I don't say , but just give her that "eye ing look" like, yeah, but I love to cheat. Playas know what I'm talking about.
That waitress slides me her number on the low all while she thought my lady was at the pisser and and me drinking some Frangelica getting head at the Cheesecake Factory. It was just my day.
It's a drink for chicks. Maybe she thought you were a which is why she was shocked you would have a "lady".
Non Naruto watching straight males know what I'm talking about.
No.10 A drink with a name you can't pronounce
"A man should never order a drink he can't pronounce."
-McArthur Oscar Joseph, New York, New York
We agree wholeheartedly; if you're putting on airs by ordering something, you're likely to be found out. If you're the kind of guy who likes to try adventurous new drinks, good for you -- just figure out how to pronounce your order before you tell it to the bartend
No.6 "What she's having."
"'What she's having' is out of the question."
-Rob Picard, Tampa, FloridaUnless your date is having a Scotch on the rocks -- and if she is, you've probably found a keeper -- order your own thing.
Last edited by DMC; 04-04-2012 at 03:35 PM.
I don't know what's more pathetic. Spursfans thinking any of that is sexual or the 2 gay lakerfans blowing each other in the corner of this thread
Men in general seem to have a poor understanding of female anatomy.
, i call bs. your sucker like gusipepe r what ever the her name is.
is that why you joined the other team....you just got tired of missing that pussy hole and said it: "where the single fellas at"...
I know all about that flower power
That might explain why he's always sniffing up my ass.
You know as much about women as you do about basketball and winning bets.
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