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Sounds like a booty call to me.
You just got in from New Mexico, been driving all night when the phone rings.
riiinnggg riinnggg.... o
her..I need you
you..I need you too
her..please come over (45 miles east)
you...it's pushin' 4am?
her..please.
you...ok baby, see you soon.
her..be careful, bye.
you...bye.
You put the key in the ignition and pull out of the driveway, you'll be heading east. Now it's, hmmm? what to listen to?
Perfect fit
Music for every occasion...hmmm?
Sounds like a booty call to me.
Did your mom make you dinner when you got there? Or was it straight to the bubble bath?
Got it. Straight to the bubble bath.
Also, I don't buy that Whoopie Goldberg can play electric guitar.
I wonder if she tucked him in and read him a bedtime story also.
You have your own damn "random thought thread", yet you create a new one.
Jesus christ I would seriously trade this guys moniker/schtick for koriwhat's ramblings any day now and thats saying a lot...
Quality thread Keep it up RaZon
Thank you bro.
Get a room.Thank you bro.
"Get A Room"
she was lean
tall and fine
he was at the bar
sippin' wine
she leaned over
whispered in his hear
I wanna leave
let's get out of here
they needed a room
just a bed would do
so he grinned and told her
I only have a buck maybe two
she just smiled
a twinkle in her eye
you could tell
she was his girl
he was her guy
lets get a room
down by the bay
I know a guy
we won't have to pay
then she turned
gave him a little kiss
he held her tight
oh what a night
He was dumb and oh so gay
Troll named RaZon came to play
Track and Field, music too
All his thoughts were pieces of poo
Ten thousand books and six TVs
With no insight or college degree
Got involved with trollish games
Licking ass and taking names
Typing typing worthless threads
SpursTalk wished that he was dead
Incoherence to the tenth degree
Letting his ellipse run free
Booty calling with his mom
Took that nasty to prom
Picture those too ugly faces
Each others pubes stuck in their braces
RaZon Razon won't you leave
And give us all a short reprieve
RaZon RaZon go away
And find some other place to play
Sorry sorry little squirt
If this makes your bottom hurt
But Slick it's time for you to go
You suck you suck you suck you blow
cantthinkofanything
grew up on his knees
talking to sailors
begging them with
please oh please
some would oblige
then threw the boy a buck
others just kicked his ass
stuck in his butt
so he has problems
as we all can see
as he talks about our mothers
and thinks it's funny
there is no doubt
his did him wrong
and he never got over it
as he sings his...yo mama song
now he talks sandwiches
when he's not talking about our mom
every ing day
what a sad little
should be put away
but here remains
here he will stay
because out in the real world
he'd be blown away
the boy don't get it
and never will
talking about everyones mom
his big thrill
I'm not going to talk about his mom
as we all know
that ain't cool
but it's very obvious
she raised a fool
Last edited by RaZon; 04-05-2012 at 01:45 PM.
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